That really bothers you doesn't it? You can thank me later for helping you.
Actually, no, it doesn't bother me. It is what it is. Part of the reason people like me can make money is because of people like you.

If you didn't do such a poor job of reasoning, things would work better than they do, and if they worked better, there wouldn't be a need to pay someone like me to help fix it. So, no, actually you help my bottom line. And the beauty is you do it for free!
Keep using poor logic and reasoning. Keep calling people names or trying to shift the argument to something irrelevant. Nothing proves the need for someone to help fix these issues than the people who cause them. And just remember, no matter how much you do so, Heather still is not qualified.