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Connie Willis

Started by GeorgieForPresident2216, October 18, 2014, 11:11:51 PM

Juan Cena

Quote from: goldendeal on February 15, 2015, 02:47:24 AM
Preston P. Nichols...and the P. stands for plastered


Bill Walton thinks Preston & Connie need to cut down their reefer intake.

Morgus

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 01:25:14 AM
Did this guest just describe jacking off with a glowing orb?
Could you imagine how Noory would have reacted if he had been doing tonight's interview with Preston Nichols?  :o

Duncan was in the dunkin' chair.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Bellathor on February 15, 2015, 02:49:13 AM
A drunk calling in to speak to a drunk?

With a stoner host on top of that.

Quote from: Morgus on February 15, 2015, 02:53:01 AM
Could you imagine how Noory would have reacted if he had been doing tonight's interview with Preston Nichols?  :o

Do you remember Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows?

He hated sex talk from his guests too.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Morgus on February 15, 2015, 02:53:01 AM
Could you imagine how Noory would have reacted if he had been doing tonight's interview with Preston Nichols?  :o

His mind would have melted after the first mention of dead young boys.

Still amazed that Preston claimed he mixed "Street Fighting Man" in the underground facility.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 02:56:59 AM
Do you remember Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows?

He hated sex talk from his guests too.

Preston sounds like Tracy Morgan after the accident with the Walmart 18 wheeler.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:00:14 AM
Still amazed that Preston claimed he mixed "Street Fighting Man" in the underground facility.

Yeah, I was gonna look that up, but that got all sidetracked with all of tonight's insanity.

Juan Cena

So tempted to call in and ask Preston about the story that Obama was involved in a clandestine space program as a teenager, just to hear the reaction.

I'd like to call in tonight with my drunk voice:

"Preshtun, do you have the shame drinkeen prollem as me?  Two hansh 'n only one mouth?"

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:10:56 AM
I'd like to call in tonight with my drunk voice:

"Preshtun, do you have the shame drinkeen prollem as me?  Two hansh 'n only one mouth?"

"Connie, what's your favorite hasheesh brownie recipe?"

The real estate in this thread has practically doubled since last I looked.  Ms. Willis must be on fire.

I get it.

Montauk was supposed to be a psychic version of Area 51.

The kooks on the East Coast were jealous over the Western kooks' Area 51.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 15, 2015, 03:13:29 AM
The real estate in this thread has practically doubled since last I looked.  Ms. Willis must be on fire.

Oh, she's definitely lighting one up tonight. Maybe more than one.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 15, 2015, 03:13:29 AM
The real estate in this thread has practically doubled since last I looked.  Ms. Willis must be on fire.

"Looks like we got us a convoy."

goldendeal

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:10:56 AM
I'd like to call in tonight with my drunk voice:

"Preshtun, do you have the shame drinkeen prollem as me?  Two hansh 'n only one mouth?"

Response would be  ""beats the crap out of me" hell, I don’t know"

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:16:43 AM
I get it.

Montauk was supposed to be a psychic version of Area 51.

The kooks on the East Coast were jealous over the Western kooks' Area 51.

Were the Area 51 guys into young boys like the Montauk Point crew were? Funny, that never comes up when Knapp talks about  Area 51.

When drunks talk about reality, it's hard not to chuckle.

Preston just said God has a computer.

I heard a homeless guy say exactly that not long ago on a corner where I was crossing the street.

He sounded drunk as shit too.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:25:43 AM
When drunks talk about reality, it's hard not to chuckle.

I'm pretty sure both Preston and Connie both graduated to absinthe long time ago.



ItsOver

Too bad Pate is missing out out on this one.

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 15, 2015, 03:21:51 AM
Were the Area 51 guys into young boys like the Montauk Point crew were? Funny, that never comes up when Knapp talks about  Area 51.

And I guess this guy is the Bob Lazar of the East.

Quote from: ItsOver on February 15, 2015, 03:43:31 AM
Too bad Pate is missing out out on this one.

Pate would have created three pages by now.

And I would have laughed at two of them.

The other one would have put too much pressure on the blood vessels in my brain.

Woman caller:  " . . . and the only drug I have used is marijuana."


Darlin,' the only drug I use is opiated hashish.

ItsOver

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:45:55 AM
Pate would have created three pages by now.

And I would have laughed at two of them.

The other one would have put too much pressure on the blood vessels in my brain.
Absholutely.

I like Preston Nichol's pregnant pauses . . . except they sound more like botched abortions.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:44:02 AM
And I guess this guy is the Bob Lazar of the East.

Lazar is too lucid. Preston is Roger Lear polymorphed with Hunter S Thompson.

Noorynoid

Dolphins! Of course! My gawd, this man is brilliant!

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 03:54:13 AM
I like Preston Nichol's pregnant pauses . . . except they sound more like botched abortions.

*Saving this simile for a future Snory insult.*

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