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Connie Willis

Started by GeorgieForPresident2216, October 18, 2014, 11:11:51 PM

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 02:17:27 AM
No, Preston Nichols does not have hot oatmeal in his mouth.

He's three shits to the sheets.

So's Connie. What's your point?

Preston Nichols:  "The little grays stank . . . they stank like fecal matter.  We sprayed 'em with Lysol."

"The stink was horrible."


Kinda like Jorch Noory on a good night.

AvDaBr

"Beats the crap out of me!" is always a good response.  I think I've found my new favorite guest.

Juan Cena

Quote from: AvDaBr on February 15, 2015, 02:22:32 AM
The grays smelled like fecal matter.  This guy needs to be a regular.

This is define fly the best non-Knapp or Ian show since Dave Reuben's freak out.

goldendeal

Quote of the night "beats the crap out of me" Hell, I don’t know" followed up by a severe  3 pack a day nicotine cough   (pretty much sums up the entire night doesn't it?)…..This can only rival the Infamous “Bugs” interview….

SnapT

They threw grey aliens in the shower and sprayed them with Lysol because they stunk so much.  Stunk like shit.

Nothing helped.

Bellathor

"I don't care to get shot.  It hurts."
- Preston Nichols

Bellathor

So much awkward silence...

Juan Cena

Quote from: SnapT on February 15, 2015, 02:25:52 AM
They threw grey aliens in the shower and sprayed them with Lysol because they stunk so much.  Stunk like shit.

Nothing helped.

Sounds like most Snorry shows.


I wish I had a transcript of this to read aloud at parties.

Bellathor

The callers should be interesting. 

Any chance we'll get a few more "Beats the crap outta me"s before it's all said and done?

Connie told Preston to "hold that thought."


Good luck with that shit.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Bellathor on February 15, 2015, 02:25:52 AM
"I don't care to get shot.  It hurts."
- Preston Nichols

Also shot by Montauk agents: Biggie and 2Pac.

Both currently imprisoned underground at Montauk with Jim Morrison.

UFQuack


Connie Willis is awful.

She makes completely irrelevant comments that don't add anything. She doesn't seem to know the Montauk/Philadephia Experiment story too well. It's been a long time since the first books were released on it but that is no excuse.

When she said Tesla was a cool dude, it make me wish Jorch was host. Really, think about that.

At least Jorch can follow the index cards.

UFQuack


I don't get it, did Jorch pick someone worse than him to make himself look good?

Bellathor

Quote from: UFQuack on February 15, 2015, 02:32:21 AMAt least Jorch can follow the index cards.

Maybe they randomly throw in hosts (and guests) like this to make Snoory's programs seem Godlike in comparison.

Bellathor

Quote from: UFQuack on February 15, 2015, 02:33:26 AM
I don't get it, did Jorch pick someone worse than him to make himself look good?

It would seem that we're both on the same track!

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 02:30:15 AM
I wish I had a transcript of this to read aloud at parties.

I've read Grant Morrison-written comics that weren't as insane as tonight's show.

AvDaBr

Connie doesn't do a lot for me, but I don't know there's much she can do with this guy. 

I wish Preston would talk about blowing Jim Morrison in the underground facility.

Juan Cena

Quote from: UFQuack on February 15, 2015, 02:32:21 AM
Connie Willis is awful.

She makes completely irrelevant comments that don't add anything. She doesn't seem to know the Montauk/Philadephia Experiment story too well. It's been a long time since the first books were released on it but that is no excuse.

When she said Tesla was a cool dude, it make me wish Jorch was host. Really, think about that.

At least Jorch can follow the index cards.

George would've been obsessed over what happened to all those young boys.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 02:39:02 AM
I wish Preston would talk about blowing Jim Morrison in the underground facility.

So would Snorge

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 15, 2015, 02:40:22 AM
George would've been obsessed over what happened to all those young boys.


Jorch would have already climaxed around seven times.

Tommy:  "Wow, George, did you spill a pint of Half and Half in your chair last night?"


goldendeal

Preston P. Nichols...and the P. stands for plastered

Juan Cena

Connie did use Supertramp's "Cannonball" as bumper music, along with the Manics. So at least she's got  that going for her.

Connie:  "We've got a load of people waiting to talk to you."


Connie is the mistress of the idiotic, double-entendre-inducing burble.

AvDaBr

The bicycle horn just adds to the mood of this call.

Bellathor

A drunk calling in to speak to a drunk?

Quote from: Bellathor on February 15, 2015, 02:49:13 AM
A drunk calling in to speak to a drunk?

Man, you stole my drunken thunder.

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