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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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area51drone

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 21, 2013, 02:19:46 PM
Don't you think making one's own wikipedia page is a bit tacky ?

You're seriously asking this question?

Falkie2013

Quote from: area51drone on December 21, 2013, 02:37:31 PM
You're seriously asking this question?

Yes. Despite what some on here think, I am not just doing it to self promote myself.
I still feel queasy every time I post a video wondering if people will like them or will I get flame comments ( as I do from time to time  and some of them are very mean.).
I'm having fun other than wanting to get known and make some extra money. I post the Noory stuff to show those who have realized what a truly bad broadcaster he really is and give them the opportunity to find something better like old AB briodcasts or  some of the fine podcasters out there like Bateman or Eddie or MV.
I've been a talk show fan all my life and I know what a good broadcaster sounds like, and Noory will NEVER be good.
If I were 30 years younger, I'd probably go all out to promote myself, but age and the physical problems limit me from doing things at times.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 21, 2013, 04:46:59 PM
Yes. Despite what some on here think, I am not just doing it to self promote myself.

How does^^^^^square with....?

Quote
I still feel queasy every time I post a video wondering if people will like them or will I get flame comments ( as I do from time to time  and some of them are very mean.).
I'm having fun other than wanting to get known and make some extra money.
If I were 30 years younger, I'd probably go all out to promote myself, but age and the physical problems limit me from doing things at times.
:-\

area51drone

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 21, 2013, 04:46:59 PM
Yes. Despite what some on here think, I am not just doing it to self promote myself.
I still feel queasy every time I post a video wondering if people will like them or will I get flame comments ( as I do from time to time  and some of them are very mean.).
I'm having fun other than wanting to get known and make some extra money. I post the Noory stuff to show those who have realized what a truly bad broadcaster he really is and give them the opportunity to find something better like old AB briodcasts or  some of the fine podcasters out there like Bateman or Eddie or MV.
I've been a talk show fan all my life and I know what a good broadcaster sounds like, and Noory will NEVER be good.
If I were 30 years younger, I'd probably go all out to promote myself, but age and the physical problems limit me from doing things at times.

I know why you're doing it Falkie, but you have to admit it is slightly tacky.   That's the fun in it though.    And hence, why not make yourself a wikipedia page?

Falkie2013

Quote from: area51drone on December 21, 2013, 08:13:47 PM
I know why you're doing it Falkie, but you have to admit it is slightly tacky.   That's the fun in it though.    And hence, why not make yourself a wikipedia page?

No, creating my own wikipedia page for myself would be tacky.
Lots of people on YouTube promote their stuff every day. I'm just being singled out by those who don't care for me or my videos.
Not going to do much tonight. Coughing has gotten bad as its gotten colder.


BobGrau

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 21, 2013, 04:46:59 PM

I'm having fun

And that's what matters. I don't see you harming anyone by doing so.
Keep on Keeping On, my friend... here, have a theme tune.

Sukia - Dirty Afro | Mo' Wax

Bart Ell

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 21, 2013, 09:33:51 PM
No, creating my own wikipedia page for myself would be tacky.

That reminds me of a time in 1972 when someone called me a fan. Knowing, at the time, that fan was short for fanatic, I was enraged. It wasn't until years later that someone explained to me it really came from the word fanaticus, meaning sexy man.

Speaking of sexy man, why is there no real standout Christmas soup? I am thinking it should be something yam based.

Yam Yasothorn

My latest apple product does not seem to be functioning like it should so I will be fashioning a ski or snow shoe out of old carts I found out back and going down to the smarties bar to have one of the resident smarties do what I could probably do if I just google the issue I am having. Oh well, I got to mention I had another apple product, though.

Speaking of Apple - persimmons! Where have they been hiding? Mix of a mango and pear of some sort but they need to be eaten when they are really ripe.

Here is a pigmy tribe
Pigmy Tribe

Snowballs you say? They may make horrible mics but I remember throwing them around the gymnasium in between basketball and dodgeball practice back sometime in the mid Beta's. Why was I throwing mics around a gymnasium? Apple sauce, naturally



I hate having to shop for a new e-bike. I spent months researching the last one. Well, I would start the day researching the e-bike, but, a half hour in, I would get distracted by important news of the day topics, like minstrel shows


I had a friend who wore black face back in Detroit. Well, we thought he was wearing blackface but it wasn't until years later when I returned back to Detroit that I ran into his mother. I finally put toes and trees together and had realized they were actually just a black family.

Back when I was working a regular job I got to spend 10 minutes alone photographing The Mona Lisa.



For those throwing out dares, who would have thought anyone could actually Falkie a Falkie thread?

jazmunda

The only thing that could have made that post more Falkie is if you have included 12 links that I didn't click. ;)

aldousburbank

Bart Ell- Ebikes, these are people you can trust for info and inventory:
www.practicalcycle.com

Falkie2013

Quote from: jazmunda on December 22, 2013, 06:41:14 PM
The only thing that could have made that post more Falkie is if you have included 12 links that I didn't click. ;)

The whole thread is so unlike anything I do its almost too ridiculous to comment on it.
A lot of pictures that are really dumb.
At least I make some attempt to comment on things on here and when I don't its to bring attention to something that I think people might be interested in.
And I've never been distracted by anything while I'm posting unless there's someone at the door or there's a phone call.
It is a lame attempt at my postings that fails.
Jazmunda only clicks on links written in the language of the aborigines of the Admiralty Islands.

ziznak

The coolest thing about falkie is that he does what he does minus any bong hits or booze apparently... I've had some falkie moments in my day as well but they were most certainly attributable to copious amounts of mind bending hallucinogenics and various psychoactive substances...

i can't read that last sentence aloud but it was fun to write

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ziznak on December 23, 2013, 03:06:49 AM
The coolest thing about falkie is that he does what he does minus any bong hits or booze apparently... I've had some falkie moments in my day as well but they were most certainly attributable to copious amounts of mind bending hallucinogenics and various psychoactive substances...

i can't read that last sentence aloud but it was fun to write


I would concur, Falkie isn't taking any artificial stimulants...I can't say the same for this guy though....Falkie, PLEASE interview him. How the fuck do people like this integrate without supervision? He's fucking allowed to breed.

Comet ISON Then NIBIRU are COMING " 2014 " ? 6-26-2013

Bart Ell

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 22, 2013, 07:09:06 PM
Bart Ell- Ebikes, these are people you can trust for info and inventory:
www.practicalcycle.com

Most people don't realize that the "e" in e-bike actually stands for energy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_energy
http://www.forbes.com/fdc/welcome_mjx.shtml
http://www.physicsclassroom.com/class/energy/u5l1c.cfm

Nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit more than seeing a snowman. I caught one on film earlier today.


The carollers were also out in full force today. They were holding oversized binders that were red and black and really added to the experience. You can probably see for yourself in the picture I took.


A store had their entire front display covered by a sign that said "Merry Xmas" Some are offended by the use of xmas because the feel it is taking Christ out of Christmas. WRONGERS! While I was researching how to create my own wiki page (wiki is short for Wikipedia) I found this
Quote" The "-mas" part is from the Latin-derived Old English word for Mass,[1] while the "X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός which comes into English as "Christ""

Here is the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
Link to the Italian wiki
http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
The German Xmas wiki
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-mas


While some people get fixated on a woman, food or even a sex act, I actually am fixated on a man

He haunts my every thought. I understand that he is just a host of an overnight show on a radio that I could turn off at any second BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF HIM!

My favorite carol (Besides Carol Brady)


is Silent Night
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Night

I have an old, yellowing copy of Silent Night, which I was able to scan using software that came with my webcam


Next year, when I have the money for it, I will be buying a new scanner so I can scan in all my old comic book and make digitized versions of them


This might be my last thread in this post for the day as I have to go to see my lawyer to sign a few more papers required for me to get that $25 from that scam that was a Pay 'n Save gift card I received in 1987. I was intending on getting an upgrade on my no-name portable cassette player I has at the time but I never got around to it. Once they closed the stores I was stuck with the gift card and it took decades to find a lawyer who would take on the case. I have my fingers crossed this issue will finally get resolved next year and the money will finally be mine. Thanks for nothing, Aunt Verna, I told you I wanted cash for my birthday and you got me that stupid gift card, do you see the hell that has put me through?







area51drone

Falkie, I personally would love to see you do some interviews.  That would be classic!

Falkie2013

Quote from: area51drone on December 23, 2013, 11:42:22 AM
Falkie, I personally would love to see you do some interviews.  That would be classic!

I would love to do them too. Once I figure out how to get videos put on my Imac and have them properly upload to YouTunes, I may just do that. If Skype worked right, I'd be seeing about doing that today.
I am feeling better, though still coughing and will try to do my first podcast tonight once I go and get something I need for chicken soup. The water coming out my of my kitchen tap is all cloudy for some reason and makes water taste horrible. So need to go out and get bottled water for the soup. If I ever had a decent sized kitchen I'd make soup for everyone. I make good chicken soup and spaghetti. Only two recipes I know except for my chicken in wine with mushrooms, butter and lemon which I'd have to make elsewhere. My oven here cooks too hot and the chicken dish needs to be cooked for a long time until the chicken falls off the bones and the wine infuses the chicken. My gf has been asking me to make it for a long time.
And I didn't think of Noory once yesterday. It was football day and I sit and watch football all day. Come 10 PM I did think of turning on the radio and wondered if Knapp is well or not. But was watching a program about the last regular NFL game at the 'Stick tonight & how the SFPD has orders to arrest anyone who wants to swipe a souvenier of a stadium that's going to be demolished, which is ridiculous. Probably the most hated stadium for baseball in the country next to the Oakland Coliseum and they want to arrest people for taking a piece of the place. Better they hand out sledgehammers to every attendee who's sober after the game and let them whack away at the place.
I do wonder what they could possibly build on the site given the place's well known winds, though they have built new office buildings and condos on the other side of the hill at the freeway exit to Candlestick Point.
And for the poster who THINKS he posts in MY style, which is not nor ever has been addled by either booze or drugs, but which has been affected by a sinus headache for the last week, I have a brand new printer WITH a scanner. Got it two months ago and I use it to scan documents, letters and business cards in order to reduce some of the paper clutter. Then I toss the originals.
Not comic books.
Only own 1 comic book.
An issue of Superman where the new Krypto, seeing his master being beaten by Atlas ( I think ) proceeds to kick Atlas's butt and knock him unconscious.
I've always liked Krypto and of course, Streaky the Super Cat. My gf has a plush of Comet the Super Horse by DC Direct in its original box. We've looked all over for a Streaky but can't find one. And NOT the lame Krypto and Streaky in the recent cartoons, either. The original one.
And note I comment on a comment and stay on topic too.
Most of the time anyway.
But if I ramble on, I can.
It's my thread, damnit !




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Bart Ell

Thankfully we aren't getting that ice storm in my neck of the woods. I managed to get my Skype running today and had a great video conversation with an old Salvation Army buddy up in Buffalo. He turned his cam to the streets and I was shocked at how ice covered they actually are. Here is a screen grab I managed that shows how bad the streets really are



I wanted to get the last of my shopping done today but the explosive diarrhea that has been haunting me for the last week didn't allow for me to venture outside. I have recently changed laundry detergent. I used to buy the quality stuff but was told the stuff at the 99 cent store would do the trick. I thought, hey, why not? If I saved a few pennies on unnecessary items like detergent I could put that same cashola towards something necessary, like a new camera for my ever expanding Itube page.

That plan has not worked out and now I am searching for remedies for my skid mark issues. The marks are not that pronounced, someone actually told me I had the skid marks of a 40 year old, which made my day.



Bluesmunda, the hated New Zealander and convicted pumpkin rapist probably has skid marks twice as brown that those found in my shorts. We all know he isn't my biggest fan.






Laurakinch

Quote from: Bart Ell on December 23, 2013, 06:40:42 PM
Thankfully we aren't getting that ice storm in my neck of the woods. I managed to get my Skype running today and had a great video conversation with an old Salvation Army buddy up in Buffalo. He turned his cam to the streets and I was shocked at how ice covered they actually are. Here is a screen grab I managed that shows how bad the streets really are



I wanted to get the last of my shopping done today but the explosive diarrhea that has been haunting me for the last week didn't allow for me to venture outside. I have recently changed laundry detergent. I used to buy the quality stuff but was told the stuff at the 99 cent store would do the trick. I thought, hey, why not? If I saved a few pennies on unnecessary items like detergent I could put that same cashola towards something necessary, like a new camera for my ever expanding Itube page.

That plan has not worked out and now I am searching for remedies for my skid mark issues. The marks are not that pronounced, someone actually told me I had the skid marks of a 40 year old, which made my day.



Bluesmunda, the hated New Zealander and convicted pumpkin rapist probably has skid marks twice as brown that those found in my shorts. We all know he isn't my biggest fan.


Sorry Falkie, but I love Bart Ell's posts. They're are funnier than hell!


Bart Ell

Is anyone lucky enough to have an open fire to roast chestnuts on today?

How to Roast Chestnuts

Since my oven runs so hot I figured I could use that to roast them this year. I will keep the heat concentrated on the oven by strategically placing the hundreds of fans in my possession.

Chestnuts also got me thinking about the advances in science. I heard that they are able to grow a new penis on the back of your neck and then transplant it into your pants when it is ripe. Did you know sea slugs get rid of their penis after mating and then grow a new one when needed?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-13/sea-slug-able-to-regrow-penis/4516632

I do not need to regrow mine. It has served me quite well, thank you very much. Years ago I was busy mating with various strippers and having a gay old time. I know many of you wish you could have those type of memories but, trust me, the memories don't serve me so well anymore. See, the stripper copulation was going on throughout the 70's and 80's - a time when a beaver was a beaver. These days the ZZ Top beard in the lower regions is not in fashion. I myself prefer the smooth skin and can't imagine putting my face into a forest. The very thought grosses me out.

Whenever I try to make a withdrawal from my spank bank the memories of all the strippers I bedded come flashing back - each one hairier than the last. That is why when I am creeping on an escort on twitter I always ask how smooth they keep themselves. I think Rush Limbaugh agrees. I have asked him many times and his lack of denial makes me feel he agrees.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/

I am off to feed the rabbits that meet outside my window. In the words of my friend the real estate agent,



From my webcam to you and yours,





Falkie2013

I can see there's absolutely NO reason for me to post in here. Thanks for ruining it for me assholes.
I took enough abuse growing up. I'm not going to put up with it as an adult or in here or on this forum.
I'm done.

Effective immediately I will no longer be posting in Bellgab in any capacity.
A man can only take so much of being made to look like a complete and abject fool, of which I am not.
I will continue to post videos online and work to create a pod/videocast.
One must take a stand against those who seek to destroy a person.
This I have done. I hope the Falkie haters are happy now.

Have a great Christmas.

area51drone

No Falkie.  I refuse to accept your resignation.

Bart Ell

Ahoy-hoy fellow Gabbians! Today is the day we use to mark the birth of Mr Jesus. While the actual date has more to do with Pagan religion, it is also a day for gifts and giving. I have been thinking what most of you would want as a gift - you will not be getting that! I plan to be around for many more posts... or is it threads? forums? Whatever these are, I plan on many more, sorry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagan_religions

Today is the perfect day to go out for a skate. Because I suffer from thin skin I need to wear several layers of protection. As much as I love to skate, I also hate to bruise so easy. It seems to be a very mild morning, maybe I will opt for a swim!



Many have asked why I have not made many videos lately and, being Mr Jesus Day, I felt I should let you all in on why. I have been unable to talk anyone into coming over to clean my apartment this month and the me... sorry, collection of important documents on my floor is a little out of control. I tried to tilt the camera upwards for the last few videos to hide the clutter from Mr Nooraylaserbeams but if I attempted to make a video now it would be 100% ceiling. Nobody wants one of my videos without the chance to stare into my lovely eyes and I don't plan to stand up to film an ENTIRE video so no dice Gabbians, the videos have to wait.

I was reading about the Biebs planning to retire after his latest opus and it got me thinking to those many fake retirements over the years. You know these people are just attention whores who want the public to beg them to stay. In most cases this backfires and they end up looking like grade "a" dooshburgers once they continue doing their job, minus the threatened retirement.

http://images.businessweek.com/slideshows/2012-07-03/the-art-of-the-fake-retirement
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Favre
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/ozzy-osbourne-retires/


In my day we used to rib kids all the time. Sometimes we were accused of insulting them, bugging them and maybe, just maybe, teasing them. Now whenever someone is ribbed, insulted, bugged, or teased they scream bullying. I HAVE BEEN BULLIED! they will scream. People will run to defend them, coddle them and scream at those who have bullied. Imagine a world without bullying - what will motivate the nerds to do anything without their pathetic lives? Who will invent the next Apple product that I will be unable to use? Who will man the desk of the place I take my latest Apple product to to learn how to use?

http://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/14-general-talk/61022-what-do-you-do-when-youre-internet-drama-queen.html

steelbot

Quote from: Bart Ell on December 25, 2013, 05:33:11 AM
Ahoy-hoy fellow Gabbians! Today is the day we use to mark the birth of Mr Jesus. While the actual date has more to do with Pagan religion, it is also a day for gifts and giving. I have been thinking what most of you would want as a gift - you will not be getting that! I plan to be around for many more posts... or is it threads? forums? Whatever these are, I plan on many more, sorry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagan_religions

Today is the perfect day to go out for a skate. Because I suffer from thin skin I need to wear several layers of protection. As much as I love to skate, I also hate to bruise so easy. It seems to be a very mild morning, maybe I will opt for a swim!



Many have asked why I have not made many videos lately and, being Mr Jesus Day, I felt I should let you all in on why. I have been unable to talk anyone into coming over to clean my apartment this month and the me... sorry, collection of important documents on my floor is a little out of control. I tried to tilt the camera upwards for the last few videos to hide the clutter from Mr Nooraylaserbeams but if I attempted to make a video now it would be 100% ceiling. Nobody wants one of my videos without the chance to stare into my lovely eyes and I don't plan to stand up to film an ENTIRE video so no dice Gabbians, the videos have to wait.

I was reading about the Biebs planning to retire after his latest opus and it got me thinking to those many fake retirements over the years. You know these people are just attention whores who want the public to beg them to stay. In most cases this backfires and they end up looking like grade "a" dooshburgers once they continue doing their job, minus the threatened retirement.

http://images.businessweek.com/slideshows/2012-07-03/the-art-of-the-fake-retirement
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Favre
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/ozzy-osbourne-retires/


In my day we used to rib kids all the time. Sometimes we were accused of insulting them, bugging them and maybe, just maybe, teasing them. Now whenever someone is ribbed, insulted, bugged, or teased they scream bullying. I HAVE BEEN BULLIED! they will scream. People will run to defend them, coddle them and scream at those who have bullied. Imagine a world without bullying - what will motivate the nerds to do anything without their pathetic lives? Who will invent the next Apple product that I will be unable to use? Who will man the desk of the place I take my latest Apple product to to learn how to use?

http://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/14-general-talk/61022-what-do-you-do-when-youre-internet-drama-queen.html

guess if it quacks like a duck...give it a pool to swim in.

BobGrau

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 25, 2013, 01:39:15 AM
I can see there's absolutely NO reason for me to post in here. Thanks for ruining it for me assholes.
I took enough abuse growing up. I'm not going to put up with it as an adult or in here or on this forum.
I'm done.

Effective immediately I will no longer be posting in Bellgab in any capacity.
A man can only take so much of being made to look like a complete and abject fool, of which I am not.
I will continue to post videos online and work to create a pod/videocast.
One must take a stand against those who seek to destroy a person.
This I have done. I hope the Falkie haters are happy now.

Have a great Christmas.

Yeah mate you'll be safe from trolls if you just stick to YouTube.

aldousburbank

Anybody can post stupitshit. Only the exceptional can be genuine. Merry Christmas to Faulkie, his girlfriend, and his cats. 

Bart Ell

I don't watch The Simpsons very often (not more than once a week, usually Sunday) but I did catch a rare mid-week episode today called "Grift of the Magi".

For those who have never seen the episode, there is one line that seems to ring so true to me

the simpsons the ironing is delicious

The ironing is, indeed, delicious!

Imagine spending your days insulting a public figure, trying your bestest to be a public figure yourself with buttloads of misguided self promotion and then complaining when someone ribs you in the same manner!

It would be as crazy as making a video complaining how unprofessional and unprepared someone is and then, halfway through your video you go off to open a door for a rabbit. You stand up, stomp through a room polluted with a mess better suited for an episode of hoarders, bend over to show more ass crack than a team of plumbers on the way to the door.

You would think most people would start recording the video over, you know, to seem somewhat professional. Nope, not this jihad declarer!

Or you could complain how someone doesn't do any prep and then spend half a video trying to figure out how many cents a day a subscription would cost you because... wait for it... you didn't prepare those numbers beforehand!

Things like this don't seem possible in this human world, right?

As an old pal of mine wrote to me

Quotehow does it feel to highjack someone's thread with your insulting and unfunny posts ?

particularly after I said that this sort of crap is why I quit posting on bellgab.

of course, I wouldn't expect sensitivity from a jerk such as yourself.

Upon reading his prose I fell ill. Not because of any feelings of regret, no sir.

It was because it was like the pot met the kettle, both of them made from well polished black mirrored material. They also both had eyes so they could look at each other and they were in a room made from mirrors.





http://www.mcescher.com/

The noted New Zealand kiwi hoarder Bluesmunda will ignore the above link.

I do wish to issue an apology to those offended by my stripper stories. It was wrong of me to mention my expert cocksman abilities without providing links. I promise that more than one human has called me an expert swordsman, even if I do not have the links to back this statement up. Because of the lack of links I will retract my statement and issue a full apology.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cocksman




onan

It's all fun and games till someone pokes an eye out.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Bart Ell on December 25, 2013, 04:58:42 PM
...and they were in a room made from mirrors rubber walls.

I do wish to issue an apology to those offended by my stripper stories. It was wrong of me to mention my expert cocksman abilities without providing links. I promise that more than one human has called me an expert swordsman, even if I do not have the links to back this statement up. Because of the lack of links I will retract my statement and issue a full apology.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cocksman
Main Entry: tocks·man
Pronunciation: \ˈtäksmən\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): pl tocksmen
Etymology: cock's (gen. of 1cock penis) + 1man
usu vulgar : a man known for talking about his penis.


These Bart-Ell things are absolutely hilarious. I love Falkie's posts and Bart-Ell's posts.
For me its possible to both love Art Bell and Phil Hendrie's Peenman.

Falkie rarely posts images inline so that is one big point of difference.

Of course the other point of difference is Falkie will still be posting in 3 months.


I just noticed Bart Ell's posts-when read in the voice of a Clockwork Orange's Alex-are pretty funny.
http://youtu.be/rP--jbVeJ8M

I liked Faulkie. I could do without people insulting him.

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