All you junior sleuths, who are just now cluing into the demonstrable fact that something rotten in Denmark now slouches towards Bethlehem to be born, ought to do some light cross-referencing with these data sources:
http://www.wanttoknow.info/
Remember, shop as usual... and avoid panic buying.
For those who forgot, or never read, Jackstar's reference here is the whole poem:
http://www.potw.org/archive/potw351.htmlps: a part of the first stanza seems appropriate watching the conventions:
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.