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Re: Study uncovers surprising things about squirrels
« Reply #19830 on: April 11, 2018, 12:28:48 PM »
Jobs American undergrads won't do:
"Undergraduate assistant Simon Campo spent 2 1/2 years helping the research lab. He said the different personalities of the squirrels sometimes made the field work challenging.“They’re pretty mischievous,” Campo said. “They go up on roofs, in bushes, up trees and jump from tree to tree. They were definitely hard to track at times; some squirrels were more so than others.”"
I enjoyed the idea of students scrambling "armed" with "various nuts" and "camcorders" following dyed squirrels for years.

Several yeares ago I had a co-worker who asked his neighbor's son to use his paintball gun to ambush grey squirrels raiding his birdfeeder.  The kid was apparently quite good, he nailed a number of squirrels and "painted" them various colors.  You could see the florescent green ones from 50 yards away, but the purple squirrels were the funniest.


Re: Study uncovers surprising things about squirrels
« Reply #19831 on: April 12, 2018, 03:31:26 AM »
“What’s cool is that these animals are solving problems right under our feet and most people don’t realize it,” said Delgado, whose Ph.D. dissertation was on the complexity of squirrel behavior.

I believe we've all recognized this, possibly even before Delgado.  Zeebo "gets it," unlike certain bipeds. ;)



http://www.bakersfield.com/ap/national/study-uncovers-surprising-things-about-squirrels/article_68ce7f8d-a802-5e8e-a902-26991202499e.html

If squirrels are so smart.  How come they can't stay off my plate?

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19832 on: April 12, 2018, 04:51:42 PM »
Burgeoning leaves are pretty in season...beautiful in the blowing wind

-just now

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19833 on: April 12, 2018, 07:20:07 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/no-plan-to-protect-queenslands-green-haired-turtle-from-extinction/ar-AAvOWR6




The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.

Enough said.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19834 on: April 12, 2018, 07:21:15 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/no-plan-to-protect-queenslands-green-haired-turtle-from-extinction/ar-AAvOWR6




The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.

Enough said.


That’s some serious evolution happening there baby.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19835 on: April 12, 2018, 07:24:03 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/no-plan-to-protect-queenslands-green-haired-turtle-from-extinction/ar-AAvOWR6




The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.

Enough said.

Made me think of this line from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19836 on: April 12, 2018, 07:24:44 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/no-plan-to-protect-queenslands-green-haired-turtle-from-extinction/ar-AAvOWR6




The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.

Enough said.
Yeah, but can it ejaculate through its nose?

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19837 on: April 12, 2018, 07:26:43 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/no-plan-to-protect-queenslands-green-haired-turtle-from-extinction/ar-AAvOWR6




The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.

Enough said.
"its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals." Sounds like just another BellGabber.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19838 on: April 12, 2018, 08:26:01 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/no-plan-to-protect-queenslands-green-haired-turtle-from-extinction/ar-AAvOWR6




The Australian government does not have a plan to save an endangered Australian turtle species that received global attention on Thursday for its green mohawk and its ability to breathe through its genitals.

Enough said.
Egads! It looks like former BGer Kevinthehybrid, or whatever his handle was, during one of his shape-shifting, selfie taking days!

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19839 on: April 12, 2018, 08:29:38 PM »
Egads! It looks like former BGer Kevinthehybrid, or whatever his handle was, during one of his shape-shifting, selfie taking days!
Ha!  I do see a resemblance.


Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19840 on: April 12, 2018, 08:42:50 PM »
Ha!  I do see a resemblance.


Except the turtle doesn't have mental illness.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19841 on: April 12, 2018, 08:47:38 PM »
Except the turtle doesn't have mental illness.
Well, I'll bet if you asked your average box turtle or red-eared slider about him they might disagree.
ps: I hope Kevin got the proper help and is doing well.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19842 on: April 12, 2018, 10:50:02 PM »

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19843 on: April 16, 2018, 04:50:37 AM »


OMG! We were so gross!  ;D

Kuralt's delivery is so soothing and comforting that he actually manages to soft sell this nightmare.

Masterful. 8)

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19844 on: April 16, 2018, 06:55:29 AM »


Hilarious! Fucking hilarious!! ;D

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19845 on: April 18, 2018, 11:47:22 PM »
Gonna check out more estate sales or, if must, World Market, Pier One,etc. I want one of those globes that split open into a bar service. Summer soon and would be cool. Plus play some British globalist schemes and offer a drink to co-conspirator while planning intriques and wars on the globe. "So first we take Port Said then over....say old chap, fancy a whiskey, over the yardarm, wot?" "Ah, gin and tonic it is. Good choice. Got me through Burma, what a sticky wicket that was..."

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19846 on: April 18, 2018, 11:51:29 PM »
Gonna check out more estate sales or, if must, World Market, Pier One,etc. I want one of those globes that split open into a bar service. Summer soon and would be cool. Plus play some British globalist schemes and offer a drink to co-conspirator while planning intriques and wars on the globe. "So first we take Port Said then over....say old chap, fancy a whiskey, over the yardarm, wot?" "Ah, gin and tonic it is. Good choice. Got me through Burma, what a sticky wicket that was..."

Be a good lad and try to move them toward abolishing the monarchy, would you, old boy?

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19847 on: Today at 04:20:57 AM »
It’s 4/20. Smoke em if you got them.

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« Reply #19848 on: Today at 04:27:59 AM »
It’s 4/20. Smoke em if you got them.

Sadly I only have kratom, also known as “Wishful Thinking.”