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Art Bell or Nothing

Started by Ipokesmot, April 06, 2008, 03:45:39 PM

Ipokesmot

I never listen anymore.. I only tune in when Art is a guest host. 

C2C should stand for Commercial 2 Commercial, and NoodleHead doesn't help much either.

Hey BTW: Art Bell's station streams now: http://www.knye.com/stream.html
I usually listen to KNYE when I'm driving through Nevada to visit one of my "ladies" at a nearby legal "business" :)

Come visit the #artbell chatroom on EfNet IRC.  ;)






MV/Liberace!

how about that washed up old tonya roberts broad with the stupid casino commercials.  that's insufferable.  did you know that they don't actually record that spot together at the same time?  one person records their lines, the other person records their lines, and then they're put together in the editing room.  next time you happen to hear that piece of shit commercial, keep that in mind and it will render the whole experience even more absurd than you previously noted it to be.

ArtBellFan

Of course I listen to Art when he is on and his Somewhere in Time shows if I don't have them..love George Knapp and don't miss  his interviews, would be nice if he were on more often, he would make a great week day host, I like Ian but don't listen to him much anymore, his guests leave much to be desired. Lliked Rollye James, Lisa Garr and Jim Wells are also good, Coast has choices here but obviously don't have the brains to give the listeners what they want, come to think of it I don't think Coast gives a damn what the listeners want.

Ipokesmot

Quote from: admin on April 06, 2008, 03:50:02 PM
how about that washed up old tonya roberts broad with the stupid casino commercials.  that's insufferable.  did you know that they don't actually record that spot together at the same time?  one person records their lines, the other person records their lines, and then they're put together in the editing room.  next time you happen to hear that piece of shit commercial, keep that in mind and it will render the whole experience even more absurd than you previously noted it to be.

Heh, I looked at that vegas commercial's website, you have to go to some townhome seminar or some crap.  I'll just spend $50 at a Motel6 and be fine.

And as all cool people know, all the REAL fun is a few hours north from vegas hehe.  I just drive through it.  :) 


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Ipokesmot on April 06, 2008, 04:26:54 PM
And as all cool people know, all the REAL fun is a few hours north from vegas hehe.  I just drive through it.  :) 
haha

I think I heard one with Roseanne Barr last night.  Is it where George appears to have a conversation with the celebrity? I thought it was a guest spot at first and was like "wow, Georgie's really hobnobbing with stars now".

slipstream

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on April 18, 2008, 03:46:01 PM
I think I heard one with Roseanne Barr last night.  Is it where George appears to have a conversation with the celebrity? I thought it was a guest spot at first and was like "wow, Georgie's really hobnobbing with starts now".

       I heard a local radio host do the same exact promo with Roseanne Barr the other day.  The local host did it way better than nooron   ;D

slipstream

Art Bell is the only host with the life experience and talent to competently host the show.  Yes, there have been a couple of others that did a fine job at it, however, Art actually knew about stuff.  Snooron (I didn't come up with that one) sounds like he has a joke book except this one is jotted with stuff to say when his mind comes up blank which apparently happens frequently. 
 
   Yes friends...Art Bell or nothing!

bcotx

A panel of eminent Cal Tech scientists told a hastily assembled Pasadena news conference that there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of Art Bell.

"Despite countless reported sightings," Ed Walters, a CalTech specialist in paranormal science, "Art Bell is no more real than Sasquach, space aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster."

The most recent Art Bell sighting involved two Nevada women who claimed that Bell "beamed them up to the 'mother ship' for a several days of sexual experimentation," Walters told reporters. "Further investigation that the person they thought was Art Bell was actually a retired Greyhound Bus driver, and that the 'mother ship' was actually a double-wide trailer 62 miles outside of Reno."

"People, there's no such thing as Art Bell," Walters concluded. "I hate to burst your bubble. But despite all the descriptions we've received of a man with dark hair, grey at the temples, big, aviator-like glasses, and a rumbling basso profundo voice, Art Bell is just a figment of the collective imaagination.

"The more interesting question is why so many Americans need to believe in an Art Bell in the first place."

(source)--->  http://funniestbloginamerica.blogspot.com/

EvB

Quote from: bcotx on June 30, 2008, 08:25:30 AM
A panel of eminent Cal Tech scientists told a hastily assembled Pasadena news conference that there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of Art Bell.

"Despite countless reported sightings," Ed Walters, a CalTech specialist in paranormal science, "Art Bell is no more real than Sasquach, space aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster."

"The more interesting question is why so many Americans need to believe in an Art Bell in the first place."

(source)--->  http://funniestbloginamerica.blogspot.com/


THANK YOU!   That was classic.   ;D


nowitall

I thought 'Art Bell' was made up!

I've been to Harrumph, er, Pahrump a couple of times and I never seen him.

Hmm.

Max

Quote from: nowitall on July 01, 2008, 02:22:25 PM
I thought 'Art Bell' was made up!

I've been to Harrumph, er, Pahrump a couple of times and I never seen him.

Hmm.


he's a recluse..

Quote from: Ipokesmot on April 06, 2008, 03:45:39 PM
Art Bell's station streams now: http://www.knye.com/stream.html

Is Art ever on the air there himself? Why doesn't he do the show from there?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Art is the Best on August 23, 2008, 10:49:08 AM
Is Art ever on the air there himself? Why doesn't he do the show from there?
art has sold the station.

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