Topic: a question for everyone?

[Swishypants]

I particularly hate how divisive the forum has gotten.  I am as opinionated as anyone but I also know that everyone will not agree with me especially when it comes to politics.  I don't live for political discourse though.  There are other things more important to me.  Don't mistake political discourse with love of country though. I highly value the latter.  I want this forum to be fun and I really do think it is well past time to rename the website.  As sad as it is, Art is the past.  We need a visionary new idea of what the forum shoud be.  And no, I don't think Trumpgab is adequate.  I want something that links us all rather than having something divide us. I'm at a loss because I cannot think of anything right now.

A real family in-fights non-stop, but circles the wagons if anyone fucks with the fam. You don't waste the effort arguing with anyone you don't like or want to like. Real war is silent, and decisive in it's immediacy. I've been knocked the fuck out far more times than I've won in life. It teaches one character. The only thing you have to do is always get back up! I'm glad of it. If you didn't have siblings growing up, you have surely had good friends. "Hey fucker! What's up!?" "Nothin' Dickhead! How are you?" et. al.

[Swishypants]

Young women young enough to be my daughters. If I get too excited I just imagine them blowing rank-ass! Am dirty old man; still like to look. I love Sammy Hagar!

[Dr. MD MD]

real porn is no good because muh dik no work! "A mans' got to know his limitations!"

It's pretty obvious from your posts. 

[Swishypants]

It's pretty obvious from your posts. 

I skull fuck you instead.

[Dr. MD MD]

I skull fuck you instead.

No thanks. I already flossed this morning.

[Swishypants]

No thanks. I already flossed this morning.

I don't know what Roadside Rest Stop you were at this time but I produce enough PSI to blow those green teeth of yours into the back of your head! 

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't know what Roadside Rest Stop you were at this time but I produce enough PSI to blow those green teeth of yours into the back of your head! 

Lame but predictable comeback from you. Maybe 4chan is really more you. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Lame but predictable comeback from you. Maybe 4chan is really more you. 

A couple of pages back you complained that monitising the forum would reduce it to the same few having an echo chamber;  Its like that now with you and swishy trolling every thread, so what would be different other than you two not participating?

[Dr. MD MD]

A couple of pages back you complained that monitising the forum would reduce it to the same few having an echo chamber;  Its like that now with you and swishy trolling every thread, so what would be different other than you two not participating?

I'm not trolling. I'm counter-trolling. Besides, if you want it to be different then make it so. That's what freedom is all about. Or, maybe you're just scared of your own freedom? 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

The only trouble with Swishy is that he doesn't go away when instructed to do so.  Isn't there always one of these jokers around?  Don't blame him though.  It's likely rooted in a parenting problem.  His parents weren't worth a shit obviously, didn't kick his ass enough when he was young.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm not trolling. I'm counter-trolling. Besides, if you want it to be different then make it so. That's what freedom is all about. Or, maybe you're just scared of your own freedom? 

You still troll. Therefore anyone who was 'different' you troll them, or accuse them of being communists. You do that if anyone who may have formerly posted something you concur with posts something you disagree with, once. It must have been tough for you as a child because you'd have fallen out with and made up with your friends on a minute by minute basis depending on how they looked at you.

In these days of the net and forums, your friends long since forgotten, your only means of expression is trawling for memes and videos that support what you already decided was so, and then troll anyone who takes issue with you. But at least your boyfriend swishy plays along with you and you compliment each other well. Have you two thought of hooking up for dinner or lunch to kiss and make up? I think it might be worthwhile.

[Swishypants]

I'm not trolling. I'm counter-trolling. Besides, if you want it to be different then make it so. That's what freedom is all about. Or, maybe you're just scared of your own freedom? 

BULL SHIT! You were an asshole before I even showed up! I'm counter-trolling your trolling and you're just drowning in a pit of pent-up rage about the wedgies I gave you in Jr. High!


Pud: STFU! You're out of your element!

[Swishypants]

The only trouble with Swishy is that he doesn't go away when instructed to do so.  Isn't there always one of these jokers around?  Don't blame him though.  It's likely rooted in a parenting problem.  His parents weren't worth a shit obviously, didn't kick his ass enough when he was young.

I'm retired! I can do whatever I want!

[Yorkshire pud]

BULL SHIT! You were an asshole before I even showed up! I'm counter-trolling your trolling and you're just drowning in a pit of pent-up rage about the wedgies I gave you in Jr. High!


Pud: STFU! You're out of your element!

Lol.. Oh right, I forgot you need a PhD in psychology related topics to recognise Walter Mitty personalties. But about that intimate soiree with MD (not really a doctor); Have you booked a table yet?

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm retired! I can do whatever I want!

Well, almost. 

[Swishypants]

Did you even watch the movie "Walter Mitty?" He actually became what he daydreamed about. Stop using that term. You're doing it wrong! Just like sex. You're never going to make a child having Laura do you with a strap-on!

[Yorkshire pud]

Did you even watch the movie "Walter Mitty?" He actually became what he daydreamed about. Stop using that term. You're doing it wrong! Just like sex. You're never going to make a child having Laura do you with a strap-on!

Must be a double blow for you that dreaming is the final stage for you. Its flattering you concern yourself with herself and my sex life. But sadly Laura is past the time she can have more children. But if we had, be sure the first born would have been named swishy pants. Seriously.

[Swishypants]

Must be a double blow for you that dreaming is the final stage for you. Its flattering you concern yourself with herself and my sex life. But sadly Laura is past the time she can have more children. But if we had, be sure the first born would have been named swishy pants. Seriously.

It was no dream my tawdry thin white duke of enmity. It was a mistake. As to Laura, I'm not falling for your invitation for a three way. I'm not letting you jack me off. Sorry ol chap. Pip-Pip!

[Swishypants]

UPDATE: Stranger Things 2 has made me question the hundreds of times I had sex with Winona Ryder in my mind. She is truely bat-shit crazy. That's not acting!

[Yorkshire pud]

It was no dream my tawdry thin white duke of enmity. It was a mistake. As to Laura, I'm not falling for your invitation for a three way. I'm not letting you jack me off. Sorry ol chap. Pip-Pip!

Sadly middle age has cast its fickle spell on me and I'm carrying about 7 pounds more than I should be. So thin isn't really apposite. As for three way? Neither of us is into that so again, you'd not be in the running anyway. Have you tried asking MD to slake your thirst; Maybe you can do that with your up and coming dinner date?

[StarrMountain]

A couple of pages back you complained that monetizing the forum would reduce it to the same few having an echo chamber;  It's like that now with you and swishy trolling every thread, so what would be different other than you two not participating?

They are BellGab's own Odd Couple and I luv 'em boaf.

[Yorkshire pud]

They are BellGab's own Odd Couple and I luv 'em boaf.

That isn't really a recommendation though.

[StarrMountain]

That isn't really a recommendation though.

Nor is it a condemnation.  It simply is what it is, and that's all it needs to be.

Ah.  Lunchtime.  Beer batter, bacon pizza, and bacon salad anyone?

[Swishypants]

Sadly middle age has cast its fickle spell on me and I'm carrying about 7 pounds more than I should be. So thin isn't really apposite. As for three way? Neither of us is into that so again, you'd not be in the running anyway. Have you tried asking MD to slake your thirst; Maybe you can do that with your up and coming dinner date?

Pud, I want to communicate to you and your hand--I mean wife--on an intimate level. Stranger Things 2 is not as good as the original. I really wanted to like it but it's just not holding my interest and all my teenage fantasies are being crushed under foot by Winona's "crazy eyes" acting/not acting. (also, her neck is aging faster than her face) What am I going to watch now I ask you? I waited almost 18 months for this? Really?

[Yorkshire pud]

Pud, I want to communicate to you and your hand--I mean wife--on an intimate level. Stranger Things 2 is not as good as the original. I really wanted to like it but it's just not holding my interest and all my teenage fantasies are being crushed under foot by Winona's "crazy eyes" acting/not acting. (also, her neck is aging faster than her face) What am I going to watch now I ask you? I waited almost 18 months for this? Really?

I didn't watch ST1 so number two isn't likely to pass my eyes anytime soon. Why not get Starrmtn to flash her legs at you? It might perk your interest. Just a thought.

[Swishypants]

I didn't watch ST1 so number two isn't likely to pass my eyes anytime soon. Why not get Starrmtn to flash her legs at you? It might perk your interest. Just a thought.

Are they all veiny and gross? Because I am into Blue Movies.

[StarrMountain]

I didn't watch ST1 so number two isn't likely to pass my eyes anytime soon. Why not get Starrmtn to flash her legs at you? It might perk your interest. Just a thought.

I'll give him a 5-minute Legs avatar.

[StarrMountain]

Are they all veiny and gross? Because I am into Blue Movies.

Ask around.

[Yorkshire pud]

Are they all veiny and gross? Because I am into Blue Movies.

Well she's about 87 years old so they might be.

[Swishypants]

Ask around.

Lets do it. No photos required. I'll do all the things you like sight un-seen. I am a very lonely man.