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Quote from: AZZERAE on February 03, 2021, 02:55:39 AM
I take it black as the Ace of Spades.

Thanks for the coffee recommendation, Azzerae.   I’m really enjoying the Illy.  Smooth, no bitterness, an excellent brew.

Quote from: Stellar on February 01, 2021, 08:16:34 PM
Anyone know what will happen to me am I doomed or did I do the right thing?

My jab sit on my arm hurts a little other than that I feel fine.

The jab “sit” on your arm?  No wonder it hurts.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 01, 2021, 11:52:22 AM
Finger pointing! You KNOW how much Doc's girlfriend HATES FINGER POINTING!

Heh, heh, heh... uh, oh!  Mr. Norway needs at least several thousand more messages from Doc’s GF to remind him.  

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on January 31, 2021, 10:33:39 PM
Good to know this thread can still make me laugh out loud...I still enjoy keeping up with the show via this thread.

Yes, indeed. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 31, 2021, 09:17:01 PM
The duck seems to dig it.
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1355327620808892416

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 31, 2021, 08:47:33 PM
The anal doesn't look like it is fun:
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1355225196014301187

What, you don’t believe the China Nonghua News, comrade?  Anal probes can be fun!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 30, 2021, 06:17:42 PM
And Landry’s still missing?

Yes.  Since December 13.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/01/30/new-developments-arise-in-case-of-missing-texas-state-university-student/

New developments arise in case of missing Texas State University student

“...Investigators said his digital footprint essentially stopped near Highway 183 and Austin Street. At 12:31 a.m., Landry’s vehicle was found after it was damaged.

That 67-minute window is now what authorities are focused on.

The cellphone was found in the car and despite low temperatures, Landry’s shirt, shorts, socks and underwear were found in the roadway along with a backpack with some marijuana, a ball cap, a laptop and other personal items.”

Hey, Albrecht.  You may have a Dyatlov Pass type incident in your area.

Quote from: Morgus on January 30, 2021, 03:47:21 PM
Yep thats what I figured, that the regular callers have a special number so they can always get in almost every night like MTM, Corny, Barry, Thomas, etc.

Just the way Dave likes it.  No strain on his brain.

#C2CwithDaveIsRigged

Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 30, 2021, 03:05:20 PM
Funny to hear the old gal who gave George shit for taking all the calls from regulars.  She complained they were keeping others from getting on the air.  George's response was they know how to get through.  That could be taken to mean they have a different number to use to call the show.

1-800-LUV-DAVE

Quote from: albrecht on January 30, 2021, 02:36:16 PM
Raking and taking a break. I guess Mr.Norway decided to ditch out early, as normal, because of those dreadful open lines. Why not put Syrett, or someone who wants to work or take calls, on for Friday night open lines. Dave decided to make the limited open lines riveting by discussion about landlines, robo-callers, and party lines (which couldn't understand how they worked because "everyone had their own number.")  And he likely doesn't even know that most people who still have a 'landline' it really isn't but VOIP and usually bundled with your internet/cable.

Riveting Mr.Norway:
"The world is going to cell phones"
"How about payphones? There isn't many of those either."

Dave's favorite possession is a billy club used by former guest Doug Hutchison in the movie "A Green Mile."  I think this is the same guy that married a barely legal chick, decades younger.

Ha, ha, ha!  “Hey, Tommee, I need to make a call to Ma Norway.  Stop at the next pay phone.”



“...those dreadful open lines.”

Quote from: albrecht on January 29, 2021, 03:53:00 PM
Surprisingly they can jump and do some damage to vehicle. Also, as a morbid aside, besides the leprosy that some can have (only animal but us that can have) and Hoover Hog moniker they have a surprising amount of blood. On a quick 'dare' during dove season I shot one with a Fox double barrel at short range and it exploded. Not a nice scene.

Ha!  I’ll remember that in case I ever need an armadillo hand grenade.

Quote from: WOTR on January 29, 2021, 02:25:38 PM
So, I have a question. When did this dangerous misinformation start spreading? Because when I read history books, it seems like it has always been there. In every debate- and from every source. Did you know that in the 1800's black Americans were happy to be slaves according to the most authoritative researchers and newspaper publishers in half of America (as just one very small example.) More recently, we needed to go to war in Iraq because there were weapons of mass destruction (and if you dared to argue, you were spreading misinformation.)

The problem is that it has been around for far longer than the internet. But it was concentrated in the hands of a few elites. They could give information or suppress the truth as they saw fit or were told (think the propaganda of WWII that was openly used.)

Now, that is political. For others, we have the late, great Art Bell (and now punctual, abysmal Dave Noory) to tell us the truth. How do I fight cancer, Dr. Noorie? Well, vitamin D, plenty of sunshine and, of course, toomeric. And I don't begrudge them. If people want to try that instead of chemo- it is their choice. But it is still "disinformation" that could easily be considered dangerous.

You appear to be concerned that too many people can now spread disinformation and want it put back into the hands of the elite few once again to tell us what is and is not allowed (like the new governmental office that they are proposing in Canada.) Thanks, but no thanks. Abe Lincoln didn't shut down the printing presses that claimed that he was a warmonger and his actions hurting the slaves. He didn't tell the papers what to print and demand that they stop what he deemed " disinformation." And that was during an actual revolution.

Here you and others are wanting to tell me (and the entire world) what ideas they can and cannot be exposed to because it may lead to "wrongthink."

TL;DR- I think your conclusion that it may be impossible is correct. Where we differ is that I don't find it to be desirable...

I always shake my head and chuckle when I see all the talking heads offer up their supposed “fact checking.”   â€œYes, just trust us.”

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 29, 2021, 12:30:04 PM
All you will be left with is Dr. Nick.

Wow.  I hope Apu is oblivious to the Big Vax push.  I do enjoy my squishees.

Quote from: whoozit on January 28, 2021, 07:50:03 PM
That is the only vaccine I would consider.  Look into the trials of pre-COVID mRNA vaccines with animals.  Nearly all died when exposed to the  wild virus.

So Tejas has effectively whacked up to 2 million folks by now, including a large chunk of medical care folks?  It’s just a matter of time before they end up like so much armadillo roadkill?

Quote from: Juan on January 28, 2021, 06:27:34 PM
Glad you’re finally awakening.  Everything is either rigged, or they’re in the process of rigging it.

We’ve known it for years.  Look at this guy.



PREMIUM NETWORKS President JULIE TALBOTT, “I’m continually amazed by the dedication and passion GEORGE has for COAST TO COAST AM and his audience. He is the driving force behind the show’s continued success, and we’re proud to extend our partnership.”



Ha, ha, ha... yeah, right, Ms. Julie.

Quote from: albrecht on January 27, 2021, 03:05:08 PM
One wonders what Bobby Fischer thinks about this game? Or Benjamin Freedman.

We may have to request one of Mr. Norway’s regular callers to ask one of Dave’s women of woo to bring this up with Bobby, between chess matches in the afterlife.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 27, 2021, 04:32:44 PM
Since I never know these days, is that an actual CNN headline or a joke?

LOL.    We’re all living in some sick, twisted Monty Python movie these days.

And so it goes.

“...People are tired of feeling like the stock market is controlled by big evil institutions, and it is satisfying when a band of misfits on Reddit can stick it to the hedge funds,” Bloomberg’s Matt Levine wrote in his daily email Wednesday...”

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/01/27/the-gamestop-insurrection-spreads/

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 26, 2021, 08:31:30 PM
I don't know what to think any more Roy. I really don't.  Things are just so weird:

China using anal swabs to detect COVID-19: report
https://nypost.com/2021/01/26/china-using-anal-swabs-to-detect-covid-19-report/

Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/01/22/Oklahoma-bill-would-establish-a-Bigfoot-hunting-season/9211611344505/

and for just a brief second I thought this was Senda but supposedly it is just a high ranking government official:

Heh, heh, heh ... beautiful. 

“Melvin Capital closed out its short position in GameStop on Tuesday afternoon after taking a huge loss, the hedge fund’s manager told CNBC’s Andrew Ross Sorkin...”

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/hedge-fund-targeted-by-reddit-board-melvin-capital-closed-out-of-gamestop-short-position-tuesday.html

Quote from: Jojo on January 27, 2021, 02:43:16 AM
...I've often thought of buying tuning forks...

Who hasn’t?  No doubt in the top ten of many wishlists, along with Streisand does “Jingle Bells.”

https://youtu.be/ZYgmQucNPiE

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 26, 2021, 07:26:41 PM
Basically some Hedge Fund has a short position due Friday on GameStop stock. So Reddit and a bunch of internet boards have been working to drive the price to the moon. The fund has already had to borrow like 2.75 billion.

GameStop short-sellers have lost $5 billion this year as Reddit's day-trader army squeezed their bearish bets
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/gamestop-short-sellers-squeezed-losses-reddit-traders-army-cohen-palihapitiya-2021-1-1030006226

The gamers are gaming the gamers?

Quote from: pate on January 26, 2021, 05:04:04 PM

... Mr. Norway frequently broadcasts with a hockey puck in his mouth...  That's dedication, folks!

FEB is just around the corner, folks!

That, I beleef!

It’s Doc Wallet tonight. Hockey pucks and tuning forks sound fascinating, by comparison.

Quote from: albrecht on January 26, 2021, 12:18:04 PM
Mr.Norway has some guest on who heals people using tuning forks. The usual everything and your body is 'vibration' and 'electric.' The other day she treated a lady who had "just got the second vaccine and was having some bad reactions." Dave, who didn't seem to know what tuning forks were asked her to hum the frequency. She demurred but said that they are in the human hearing range. Then Dave asked how she gets them to ring. And a surprising answer: she bangs them on hockey pucks- and "they must be Canadian hockey pucks because they make the best ones." Mr.Norway agreed.

Ha!  Dave knows hockey pucks. 

Quote from: Juan on January 23, 2021, 01:20:28 PM
However, Mr. sNorway is in St. Louis while Tommee is in Los Angeles - he was born there, you know.  So who does Mr. sNorway meet at the 7-eleven in St. Louis?

Dave can’t result resist the siren call of The City of Angels. 



“I’ll be back!”

That, or he’ll just ship Tommee to the cave deep below the earth, via ground freight.

Quote from: jcoscarmorgus on January 23, 2021, 03:40:26 AM
why does George do this
every time he does open lines
he leaves on the final portion of the show
and plays some boring interview
why does he do this

Because Mr. Norway is very committed to doing a quality broadcast.  He recognizes the importance of skipping out early with Tommee for a hearty, late night meal, followed by getting some lengthy bedtime.  It helps him maintain his strength and dedication for his upcoming week of sleeping through health infomercials and woo women broadcasts.  Dave cares.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2021, 10:21:46 AM
I for one am glad the pigeon wasn't executed.

Whew!  That was close.  I hope it enjoys it’s time in the Outback quarantine camp.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/australia-considers-new-covid-19-quarantine-strategy-outback-isolation-11610704005

Enjoy the Bloomin' Onion, little dude!

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 16, 2021, 11:17:41 AM
I know THAT'S right!

Ha!  Have you been pointing again, Dave, yeeewww little devil!  NO POINTING ALLOWED!  Go set in the corner, NOW!



You’re a lucky man, Doc.   

Quote from: albrecht on January 15, 2021, 08:50:26 PM
That is my favorite. Close second to "and free tap water for my friends" one, though. But very close. He looks there totally out of it. Like some tired, drugged, over-worked starlet forced into some fan press photos by a creepy Hollywood agent during the worst of the Studio System era. Which is weird considering his visage and being an over-night AM host!

Heh, heh, heh, yeah it’s right up there with “the days of wine and tap water” pic.