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Quote from: chefist on September 13, 2015, 09:18:55 PM
Agreed... They do it because NY is the biggest market... Even if the team isn't that particularly good...

won 4 superbowls..... just saying

Quote from: Who on September 11, 2015, 02:42:41 PM
Seriously, there are no words in the English language sufficient to describe my utter contempt for Noory and Jones.

Ok now I need to try. Probably not all  are part of the English language but here we go....  Dickhead, dickwad,penis breath, scum sucker,  nutcase, asshole, fuckface,fuckhead, fucker, nutsack, nut job , unholy bastard , ugly mustache mother f er and hopeless hairy hapeless mental case.... Ok I need a break please all join in....

"we had to rent a second storage space to put the overflow because she took the boxes out of our car"

I'm having a cause and effect crisis over that statement. I can't get my head around it. Can you explain it, Falkie? Or anyone?

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I am sad to say I believe  I am beginning to understand this mental patient falkie and his stream of consciousness writing and thinking style.  I believe what he is saying above is that that bitch patty took his box of crap out of his car and has been storing it  for free in her garage. Now, as he went there with his rental truck ,that  he can not  drive. he can not put in back in the car that he also can not drive so he must put it in the truck after he forces old Patty to carry it to the truck. (This was all a ploy by Patty to steal his cooking Germans cookbook  , as Falkie is Jewish and because OF HIS MOTHER  he was not fond of Germans and would like to cook them)...

This extra box has now caused Fa fa Falkey to now rent a 2nd storage unit as He stated. As luck would have it the credit cards Kathy scammed  are still valid as only tickets at the movies,  surge protectors and Mayo have been used on them so far so it will be at least 4 months before the  default on the storage unit occurs but...  before then he will be able to sell his 1968 Archie  and Betty Comic book which will more then pay for his new Macbook and a sink drainer. 

Hope that helps....   

Quote from: Meatie Pie on September 07, 2015, 12:48:12 PM
Great humor in Labor Day being celebrated by two people who refuse to work.

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Hey come on now , he washed 1/2 a sink and a drainer....

Quote from: Falkie2013 on September 04, 2015, 12:24:49 AM

Ain't going to be no nude photos of Kathy or me on here or anywhere else.
If it were possible to do so I'd post a nude pic of Patty but it would probably shatter my Ipad lens, crash the internet, make me go totally blind and make you forgo sex ... forever.
But just to make you happy here's a picture of Kathy and Patty in the background and one of those very special women that may be frequenting YOUR local Walmart.
Patty is sitting down and you can see her legs and thunder thighs.
She's wearing pink.



Actually I think Patty is hotter than Kathy, she has a much better face and also looks cleaned up maybe she can give her friend K some lessons in grooming before you 2 try to ruin her life.   How about you just take your shit and drop all your stupid feuds and go find some work and get a life....

"AND frequently Boop is lying on Kathy's pillow..or sleeping on her head while she is sleeping."


Are you sure Boop is not confusing her head with his liter box?

Maybe Boop is not sure where to Poop.... (see what did there, its poetry)

Quote from: FightTheFuture on August 29, 2015, 03:11:51 PM
I was actually about 9, I think ( I got hold of some of that Brown acid. The whole ordeal is a little blurry). But I looked much older for my age. I hitched a ride with a VW van full of children of the flower....or something like that.

I was 15 both my older brothers went I was going with them but did not as I  was grounded for getting busted
with pot. Still find that rather ironic

Quote from: BellBoy on August 28, 2015, 01:58:59 PM
Sorry, I'm not the simple minded clichéd binary-minded dimwit that assumed that an Englishman must be one o' them dastardly democrats, because he proposed a differing point of view.

It's been my experience that most Englishman need a good dental plan...

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 21, 2015, 06:45:05 PM
Pro Tip: if you are a new father, never hold your baby close to your bare chest. 

Never ask a fat lady when the baby is due

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"And Kathy is mine not yours, you pestilent pusbag.
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Take it easy we all know Kathy is your pestilent pusbag and not SredniVashtar's. 

Quote from: akwilly on August 26, 2015, 10:09:17 PM
not to mention the wonderful camera work. I believe the camera technique used is called "up the nose"

It's called the triple chin shot in the biz.....

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 19, 2015, 12:47:13 PM
Screw you my dear Max.  . I'll post my love letters anywhere I want.

Glad you're doing better Gerry and best regards!

From the jaws of defeat this thread is souring to new heights.

Sure we can all praise that lovable arrogant rant-a-holic MV but the real man pulling the strings is the Fabulous MudKing.
Praise the MudKing!

A carrion crow sat upon a dead oak.
Sing high, sing cold. It sang about an arrow's mark and terrible woe.
A man took offense to the song so bitter and cold.
"Don't you know that I walk upon the highest road?"
Go fetch me my old bent bow.
So I may shoot you, carrion crow.

Full Song Lyrics: http://www.lyrster.com/lyrics/carrion-crow-lyrics-across-tundras.html#ixzz3jIZJvNCf

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 19, 2015, 09:10:57 AM
FIFY

Also understand why you got your head blown off in full metal jacket

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 19, 2015, 09:10:57 AM
FIFY

Aha.. Eat shit Sarge Mind your own business and go back to jerking off old Gerry give him another kiss for me  while your at it for me

Quote from: brig on August 19, 2015, 03:13:01 AM
Good to hear from you 'Ol Gerry!  Be Well Soon!!!

Can we keep all this diabetic I love you shit on the Bella Haven thread? LOL, just my 2 cents worth, for what its worth, just saying, Hug Hugs etc. etc. PS Old Gerry is a Dick Head   

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on August 18, 2015, 07:58:31 AM

WTF, check out her eyes black & blue cheeks on both sides, right eye half shut and she is wobbling around like she is f-en hammered.  I thought she was slow not a drunk, guess I would drink a lot as well if I was getting the shit kicked out of me.

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 16, 2015, 05:09:28 PM
Yeah...it's not your fault, right?

What's it to you ? Jealous?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 15, 2015, 06:40:27 AM
This thread (continuing our occasional efforts to class up this joint with literature) has become a bit like 'Waiting for Godot' (which you Americans tirelessly insist on mispronouncing). Falkie will soon join the ranks of myth and we won't even be sure whether he really existed or not.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on August 14, 2015, 09:00:36 AM
I imagine gay men are 10 times more enthusiastic in such support sessions.

I don't know why the Bella-Haven group exists ... maybe women find a hard time identifying a place on this board or even the Art Bell universe. It is interesting, though. I love the weird anthropology of forums. Even this thread has become quasi-social.

They are 10 times more enthusiastic and are all on the bellahaven thread with their sisters oh I hope laser boy does not come back and yell at me because his son is gay......

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 12, 2015, 11:56:55 AM

Did you also feel tempted to be 'bestie' with anyone, or fall over yourself in praising anyone because they typed anything?

yes I did and I still feel tingling in weird places as well

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 12, 2015, 12:01:54 PM
Did you at least have a cup of coffee?

yes maxwell house black.... very boring for that thread, was good to the last drop however

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on August 11, 2015, 04:35:04 PM
What's the latest?  Any new videos or statements  from bulkie and sweet k?

Here is what I am sure will be an unpopular idea. Time to go cold turkey and shut down this thread. Fatso stated he will not be posting any longer and will only use his "videos"  so F em. He has bragged about having his "own" thread   on bellgab in the past so take it away from him if you really want revenge.  That will crush him.

(You can also always stroll over to the Bellahaven thread  , I tried that one but it gave me hot flashes and   menopausal  symptoms even though I am a man..... )   

Quote from: eddie dean on August 07, 2015, 02:14:31 PM
Why is Kathy even in this video? Can anyone explain how her leopard shirt in any way relates to anything? She looks terrified & so unbelievably uncomfortable standing there.

I believe it is so her sagging breasts make the leopard appear 3D. This is part of his new HD real 1089p experience in his neverending  video magic.

Quote from: Bart Ell on August 05, 2015, 04:41:05 PM
Welcome to where I was 700 pages ago. What took all of you so long to catch up?

Self denial

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 05, 2015, 04:31:07 PM
Belchie can bench-press his weight in government-subsidized Carl's Jr cheeseburgers up to his mouth.  Beat that, hater.

Got me there I stand down fuck those weights

Quote from: Falkie2013 on August 04, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
Aldous, you have NO idea what you are talking about and post a post that seems to mimic my ailments seemingly to justify your hateful rant by saying you suffer from a similar condition.
I fell and fractured my right knee years ago. Nothing was done to fix it except for sending me to physical therapy which did nothing to stop the pain. My knee surgeon ( which I finally got referred to after 11 years) says the kneecap has cartiledge chips floating under it as well as bone chips and the fluid that develops in the kneecap is a result of the knee trying to lubricate the damaged area. My kneecap needs complete replacement and he wants me to lose weight. I have had trouble doing that but am no longer GAINING weight and am eating healthier with a lot of salads and drinking a lot of water.
He wants me to go back to physical therapy but I have done that in the past and his NOT being an orthopedic doctor he does not understand that it is not a PT problem, the kneecap is permanently damaged and has been getting worse for years. If they had fixed it in the first year, I'd probably be walking fine today.
The left knee was injured in 1996. Its repair was never done because I became homeless then. When I fractured my right knee, I favored it and weakened it.
Last month ( and last December as well) I fell and further damaged both knees.
Both Kathy and the doctor saw and heard me scream in pain yesterday in the doctor's office as he examined both knees and my damaged left ankle which has the ligament sticking out of it the size of a large walnut. It also causes me excruciating pain and along with my legs, I can't put weight on it without screaming.
I go into the surgeon on Thursday to arrange to get surgery on it. The boot they gave me to wear did nothing to stop the pain and I was told it would have to be operated on to fix it to allow me to walk normally.
Both my knees are now filled with fluid and the right one hurts 24-7 and feels like its burning ss if someone poured gasoline on it.
As for your bitching about my getting a housekeeper, that program is set up to HELP people who cannot do basic tasks due to injuries. I and Kathy have busted our asses off to get this place cleaned up but when I cannot put any weight on my knees or foot, I can't KEEP the place clean.
I am disabled physically.
Numerous doctors have certified that to numerous agencies and departments.
The programs out there are there to assist those people who need help.
If you resent it on a general basis because YOU work and resent your tax dollars being used to fund the program, then lobby the legislature to abolish those programs along with Congress.
If you resent it on a specific basis and only apply it to ME, then it truly shows how much of a jerk you truly are.
I am NOT faking my disability.
If you dislike it, too bad.
Drone and Gerry have both heard me scream over the phone as have Cunandero and MJ as well.
They KNOW I am not faking it.
I also had 2 major asthma attacks this morning with the usual effects as well.
That's another one of my ailments that will NEVER go away.
Get over it.
The same goes for the rest of the haters out there who bitch about it as well.
My knees and left ankle are all in pain as I write this.
By the way, I looked up Planet Fitness while I was posting this. Nearest gym is in Oakland. If they open one in this area I will join it but I assume that once I have ankle surgery I won't be walking anywhere for awhile.

Hey Dickwad I wasn't talking to you I was talking to Aldous,so don't answer my posts and call me someone else. But since you did...  I think you are a perfect example of what is broken in this country. I may be the first person to block Falkie on the Falkie thread but I am at that point. I posted about  people I worked with in wheelchairs who are great at what  do and what they have  accomplished.    I don't want to hear about  how you are bored, how your knees hurt and your asthma and your sinuses and your ankles and how your mother sucked!! Try living with RA ,Google  it DickHead then lets talk about pain and  I can still bench press my weight and i  get zero help from the government. Yes I do have plenty of cash and don't need that help  and  I do pay lots of taxes for that fact but it kills me people like you are getting that money when others have the pride and self-worth to reject it and make their own way without asking for a pity party like you.  Really just go away....

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 04, 2015, 05:25:57 PM
I'm overcoming my common sense to say something here. I must be stupid.

I work ass, and I clean my own house, but stuff gets away from me over time so every couple of months I pay a friend to come in and do the deep cleaning. I do my best to take care of the daily chores. This is not bragging, it is normal daily life. Like wiping your butt. It just has to happen or you don't have a life. I can't really afford to pay for a cleaner but like I say, a few times a year I come up with a hundy or more to pay a nice lady for a few hrs of assistance. Win win.

But, even though I'm paying her with $ that I earned, and I'm working my job while she cleans at my home, I still feel weird about someone else cleaning up after me and my 11yr old. I don't understand how anyone can be comfortable with accepting payment from someone else for a third party to clean a neglectful clutter/hazmat zone. WTF?

Yeah, and while I'm physically working and doing all this active generation of an earned living, I've got a bitch of a torn meniscus in left knee (yes it hurts, no synthetic analgesics) which I can't currently afford the surgery for, but I'm working on it- the bum knee and the funds to fix it simultaneously. Won't go into the right ankle which hurts like crap at the end, sometimes in the middle, of a long day. Some evenings I gimp myself to the shower (It's called personal hygiene) wondering how many days I can keep this up. Yeah I know, sign up for Obamacare. I get it. Yes I paid the fee on my taxes for not assimilating btw.

I also enjoy working. Go figure. It's the want to that keeps me working, not the tired or the pain which stops me. And honestly, when I can't do some shit for myself, or can't afford to pay my way for something we need, I get disappointed with myself and resolve to do more, better. I just don't like, dig this doing less than nothing crap and expecting the welfare posse to come save your ass from yourself. Do you even wipe your own butt? Geez...

End of current rant.

Well said Brother I wish you the best hope some good luck comes your way  soon to make things a bit easier

Quote from: Meatie Pie on August 04, 2015, 09:38:48 AM
Falkie is gradually saying goodbye to this site, it seems.

Our big baby is growing up and getting ready to fly the coop.

I think the growing goodbye started with the "reporting him to SS" including the forms posts, been laying low since. Probably a good move on his part...

Quote from: Meatie Pie on August 02, 2015, 03:03:14 PM

What the fuck is the deal with those tits or are they her belly ??

 I really hate answering your posts but I just cant take it...

"We saw the hard working presumably Mexican workers out in the strawberry fields on the way into town and that was far more interesting"

What was interesting ? Seeing people actually working who bust their ass 12 hrs a day and get less $$$ then you get doing nothing on Welfare ??

"It's boring here after you've been to every store in town at least once."

BORING ?? Its fucking boring? Maybe if you worked 8 hrs a day it would give you something to do with your time. And PLEASE don't give me the Senior Citizen Disability shit. I work with a Nam Vet in his mid 60's  with no fucking legs that comes to work in a chair everyday and installs LAN WAN equipment!!  Another young girl with MS also in a wheelchair who is the best Damn Computer Engineer I know. So go fuck yourself with your bad knees and sinus. 

DON'T answer I am done with you , you are deplorable