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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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No

Dateline

One of Norry's x's, Jenni Lee, a former porn star, is homeless and living in the underground tunnels in Las Vegas.

Metron2267

I had Jorch pegged for Veri Knotty...



Da heck wid garlic knots!


ItsOver

Quote from: brig on August 16, 2019, 10:28:32 AM

I wonder how long into tonight's crapfest before Willis trys to get Uri onto Bigfoot.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: ItsOver on August 15, 2019, 06:11:39 AM
Heh, heh, at least the food attendees won't have to worry about being food poisoned by the "included lunch," with food sampler Tommee hard at work.  The dedication!



Reminds me of the Ton of Fun trio.

https://youtu.be/meIyzSM0Pjc

George loves tribute shows because he can catch up on his sleep and/or goof-off. I noticed when he played the Tracy Twyman clip, he avoided the segment when she dared to mention the Gnostic penchant for anal sex, and then George disappeared her.

Quote from: Dateline on August 16, 2019, 01:25:30 PM
One of Norry's x's, Jenni Lee, a former porn star, is homeless and living in the underground tunnels in Las Vegas.

Norry really *dated* Jenni Lee? I saw that chick on a porn webcam site, MyFreeCams, 5 years ago or so and she was living like a stray cat then, she was living in some loser's trailer who I assume was getting sex from her in return for a place to sleep, her truck was in need of repairs and she was broke.


albrecht

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on August 16, 2019, 06:45:24 PM
George loves tribute shows because he can catch up on his sleep and/or goof-off. I noticed when he played the Tracy Twyman clip, he avoided the segment when she dared to mention the Gnostic penchant for anal sex, and then George disappeared her.
I don't recall that show but sad about Tracy's passing, regardless of how it happened. Norry's tributes are awful. They seem to pick boring segments and just stack 'em up because someone wants a night off. They should just replay Art shows from the archives.   

ps: there is apparently some weird stuff in the OTO and 'modern' Gnostic groups but Norry has a "family show" so no surprise he would not discuss.

albrecht

Quote from: Dateline on August 16, 2019, 01:25:30 PM
One of Norry's x's, Jenni Lee, a former porn star, is homeless and living in the underground tunnels in Las Vegas.
:o A quick search shows the Dutch interview. Sad and a bit crazy. Maybe Norry could hook her up with some Doc Wallet supplements to stop whatever, meth? H?, problem she has? Or at least send her a bunch of eggs and toomeric to eat, maybe throw in an unread book from a guest? She claims she is happy living in a tunnel. And proud of her porn past, but a bit wistful of her former looks. Idk about any Norry connection but weird, sad situation that people are living in tunnels and such.

Dateline

Quote from: albrecht on August 16, 2019, 07:17:14 PM
:o A quick search shows the Dutch interview. Sad and a bit crazy. Maybe Norry could hook her up with some Doc Wallet supplements to stop whatever, meth? H?, problem she has? Or at least send her a bunch of eggs and toomeric to eat, maybe throw in an unread book from a guest? She claims she is happy living in a tunnel. And proud of her porn past, but a bit wistful of her former looks. Idk about any Norry connection but weird, sad situation that people are living in tunnels and such.

Norry, "Viva Las Vegas!"

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 16, 2019, 06:48:50 PM
Norry really *dated* Jenni Lee? I saw that chick on a porn webcam site, MyFreeCams, 5 years ago or so and she was living like a stray cat then, she was living in some loser's trailer who I assume was getting sex from her in return for a place to sleep, her truck was in need of repairs and she was broke.
Maybe whether he actually dated her or not might depend on how you define "date".  I've heard of guys paying for everything, but maybe he paid for everything!  Nah - he wouldn't break the law.  He probably feels guilty every time he jay walks...

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on August 16, 2019, 07:11:00 PM
... Norry's tributes are awful. They seem to pick boring segments and just stack 'em up because someone wants a night off...
Hey, man, Jorch has Tommee to feed.  IHOP awaits.


Jojo

Quote from: ItsOver on August 17, 2019, 07:07:42 AM
Hey, man, Jorch has Tommee to feed.  IHOP awaits.
Maybe he has a thyroid problem.  In women, hormone problems can cause obesity even at 600 calories per day.


Dateline

Quote from: Tangerine on August 17, 2019, 03:56:43 PM
Maybe he has a thyroid problem.  In women, hormone problems can cause obesity even at 600 calories per day.

I had him pegged for a mouth disorder.

Jojo

Did Lisa's voice improve?  It sounds like she quit smoking or something.

Jojo

George has been adopting Ian's inflection.  Can't stand it!

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Tangerine on August 17, 2019, 03:56:43 PM
Maybe he has a thyroid problem.  In women, hormone problems can cause obesity even at 600 calories per day.

No doubt that was the finding of a federally funded study overseen by a fat female biochemist.

Quote from: Tangerine on August 17, 2019, 03:56:43 PM
Maybe he has a thyroid problem.  In women, hormone problems can cause obesity even at 600 calories per day.

Would you be overweight?

Jojo


AZZERAE

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 18, 2019, 03:38:01 PM
No doubt that was the finding of a federally funded study overseen by a fat female biochemist.


expat

Holy moly! That prize idiot Morningstar up tonight, telling us that  the Chinese have made contact with aliens who govern the Moon.

Couldn't they find anyone who actually knows anything?

Morgus

Old Bill the AAA managed to call in with Knapp's first guest last night.  He as usual emphasized he was an amateur astronomer and an atheist...


Quote from: expat on August 19, 2019, 12:43:36 PM
Holy moly! That prize idiot Morningstar up tonight, telling us that  the Chinese have made contact with aliens who govern the Moon.

Couldn't they find anyone who actually knows anything?

I'll take a little green men in flying saucers fantasist any time over the New Age crones and drones who now dominate Coast's guest lineup.

if anybody really wants to talk to dead people my suggestion is to attend one of his live shows or restaurant meet ups and talk to George, he's legitimately dead from the neck up, the emptiness in his head gives the emptiness of outer space a run for its money.

i should keep a count of how many guests a month are legitimate people worth listening to - it's a very low number, maybe 15-20%. Add another 10% for guests who are at least entertaining even though they are kooks or frauds. So about 25% of Coast's guests are listenable, unfortunately they are being interviewed by George.






The first guest the priest who believes in demons is the chief exorcist of a Catholic church of his own invention that runs a paid exorcism business. My god how low do you have to sink to book guests like this?

So the priest told George that every time he does a show like Coast including tonight that 3 days before red blotches/rashes appear on his body, like spider bite rashes. George of course does his typical 'Gosh what was going on? what could cause this? demons you think?' lol  The priest confirmed that the rashes are the work of demons lashing out at him for exposing the forces of darkness. more lol  Of course the real cause of the rashes is stress, a very common occurrence for people to develop rashes when under a lot of stress and going on radio shows is exciting/stressful for a lot of people. George knows this, an interviewer with an ounce of respect for his audience and himself would have at least offered 'Might these rashes be a stress response to doing interviews like this one?'

Ha, and a caller just got on the air and told George and the guest that the guest is a con artist. George stammered a bit as if surprised a caller would identify a con artist as a con artist. Then he comforted the guest telling him that everybody's entitled to their opinion it doesn't mean they are right.



Lilith

If the people knew how beautiful the moon is, they would all want to move there.

Whoda thunk?

Hooray for George, he at least asked a simple skeptical question of Morningstar who described all these amazing features on the Moon when he 'enhanced' *cough* played with sliders in Photoshop *cough* them.  Morningstar contends NASA doctored the photos to make the Moon look like a very dull place. So George asked why would they do such a thing, why hide the true beauty of the Moon? Morningstar replied with a very succinct knowing answer 'Because everybody would want to go' *dramatic sting of music* 

Can you imagine the chaos in the streets had NASA released photos of the moon that were more visually interesting than than the lonely black and gray landscapes versions we have all seen?

Yeah, me neither.



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