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Art's Ouija board story get out somehow. Apparently the Ouija board spelled out G-E-O-R-G-E  G-E-T-S  I-T. It terrified Art to his very core.

Maybe Ronald is a Jehovah's Witness. They're always waiting for the end of the world.

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 11, 2015, 10:34:22 PM
And here I thought you would have used the Bible magic that's being advertised - Heh heh heh

Not sure why they're trying to promote that stupid Bible Spells book again. I looked on Amazon and it came out in 2007. And evidently the commercials on MITD aren't working very well, because the sales rank for that stupid book is about 415,000, which means they are selling between about 5-10 copies a month.

I think Jade Helm really involves the government shooting missiles at an asteroid that will pass by in September, thereby deflecting its trajectory, and having it slam into the great state of Texas. I could be wrong, but I  don't think so. I read it in the bible using my special decoder ring.

Quote from: Dyna-X on September 11, 2015, 10:23:58 PM
Art is trying to copy RCH now, all we need is a braaaps -- just kidding

Or chair squeaking in the background. And phones ringing.

What's with all the extraneous noises? Callers, extinguish the power on your vibrators please.

No mouthbreathers.

No caller is all wrong. Planet X will hit Hawaii, at Jorch's new studio.

Quote from: albrecht on September 11, 2015, 10:06:40 PM
Nah, aside from his vaccine issue, which was funny, he did a decent enough job, economy did well. Never trusted an aggie and male cheerleader but he didn't mess with too much stuff....which for anyone in government is good thing. Didn't secure the border but that is the Fed's fault. Mainly the less the government does the better plus one less coyote during one of his jogs. I do find funny how the new glasses, no more boots, and less accent didn't work for him. Why do politicians think people can't see superficial stuff (Hillary always affecting different accents based on audience, Obama being more "ghetto" or "preacher" when talking to blacks, etc?)

Yeah he did a great job that's why Texas tops the list of states with most uninsured people.

Vote for Donald Noory...I'm creating a special fund for all the poverty stricken listeners of my show. We'll be helping people out who need it...or I might just keep all the money and spend it on pizza rolls.

Rick Perry is a moron. Reflects really poorly on the people of Texas that they voted for that fool so many times.

Doorknockers? What, like Jehovah's Witnesses?

How does hyper-dimensional torsion field physics figure into all this? BTW, Art just asked him how he throttles it. How a man throttles it is a rather private matter.

Why don't they just make a giant rubber band and shoot stuff into space? Jorch could be the first test pilot.

Bible Spells my ass. What a scam.

Wonder if the September happening will be as bad as Y2k?

Greetings citizens. Vote for me Donald Noory, and I promise to give you free turmeric and discount codes for the Paranormal Date website.

Quote from: munbeam666 on September 09, 2015, 11:36:02 PM
Again, she says theres lots of scat around. Why doesn't she take some to be analysed?

Because she's full of it?

Elaine/Annie is confused. She keeps seeing bigfoot here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNb1pgQlQo

I'm a gonna git me that bible spells book they's advertising on the show now, and git me some money with it. Praise the lard.

Bigfoot's lucky he don't end up in her chili, like in that there movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Bigfoot probably more scared of that there family then they is of him. I reckon.

Quote from: Just Me on September 09, 2015, 10:56:23 PM
Some one pointed this out earlier so here it is again, scrape up the bigfoot shit and send it to someone who knows what to do with bigfoot turds

Imaginary turds from imaginary bigfoot are hard to scrape up. Probably it's just her kinfolk leavin' them turds on the porch when they's drunk.

I saw bigfoot in a three piece suit once.

Did Art ask her if she picked up some of the abundant bigfoot poop yet and had it sent to any scientists for analysis?

She hasn't written a book yet..nor has she ever read one.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on September 09, 2015, 10:23:17 PM
On the plus side, she's talking about Bigfoot poop.

Could've been a member of her clan if'n the outhouse was broke.

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on September 09, 2015, 10:19:57 PM
Any um...  photos of this beast, Elaine?   

Yeah a game trail camera caught Annie/Elaine and Bigfoot in flagrante delicto.

Holy crap it's Annie from Alabamy.