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Chuck Messler & B³ Radio

Started by Camazotz Automat, May 20, 2011, 03:03:13 AM

Having evangelical Christian Chuck Messler proselytizing as a guest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, even for Noory. 

George thoroughly enjoyed saying "Chuck" repeatedly, the most egregious example being:

"Is the Antichrist out there right now, Chuck?"

"Yes."

(Across the country, thousands of indignant truckers sounded their air horns in crystal meth united defiance against the Antichrist - their Lot Lizard passengers squealed encouragement with an exuberance once reserved for high school football games. ((A disproportionate number of high school cheerleaders become Lot Lizards or Porn Stars. Don't hate me for that. I'm just the messenger.)) )

Meanwhile, Messler warbled on and on and on, sounding for all the world like a ranch hand extra from Cat Ballou being filtered through a Woolworth's fish tank as George interjected:

"I'm 99.9% sure the Rapture will not occur on May 21."

A horrible radio show.

THEN, just before it was all over, the last JACKASS CALLER said "This has got to be the greatest Coast To Coast Show ever."

It is TRULY a good and great thing my radio is encased in Kevlar and it was fortunate I was nowhere near that last caller, because I would have committed a cold blooded homicide.

Bad host.  Bad guest.  Bad caller.  = Bad bad bad radio.

B³ radio.

I caught Anthony Hopkins on Jimmy Kimmel Live recently.  Hopkins said that he once asked a Jesuit Priest what the "shortest prayer" was. 

The Jesuit revealed it was "Fuck it."

Now that is entertainment.

George beating the "rapture horse" to death is an example of pure desperation fired by a monumental lack of creativity.

Somewhen in the future, a dead Art Bell is rolling in his grave - lathing at the speed of light, sloughing off tachyons at his own event horizon... particles which are traveling to my brain tonight like a scene from John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

Herein I have completely explained the Operation of the Sun.

(Mezcal-laced burp here)

(a tip of the pyramid hat to Mabuse if he is still checking in.)

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