Things That Annoy You

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

The Fast and the Furious was a rip off of Point Break, hollywood has been doing it for years and will continue, to beat dead horses and repackage it as a different form of glue!

To quote you and David Bowie simultaneously, "Same old things in brand new drag come sweeping into view."

[aldousburbank]

That Nooryisawesome is some gnarly dude.

[nooryisawesome]

Aldousburbank isn't some gnarly skeleton 

[aldousburbank]

Aldousburbank isn't some gnarly skeleton 

Is so!

[BobGrau]

That Nooryisawesome is some gnarly dude.

Ayup... shame she's ginger though.

[BobGrau]

Aldousburbank isn't some gnarly skeleton 

I'm aware that that's a gun in his hand, but it looks like a pipe to me.



*TRIPLE WORD SCORE* advance to go, collect £200...

[jazmunda]

Ayup... shame she's ginger though.

You're thinking in human terms.

An Orion ginger equivalent has blue hair.

And the carpet matches the drapes.

[nooryisawesome]

Not having firefox or a browser that has spell check. Hence, when I post at work all the typos. I mean seriously why do we use an outdated version of IE at a Biotech company. Pathetic.
I know I am supposed to be doing actuall work, but having to use old IE just sucks.

[Unquenchable Angst]

That Nooryisawesome is some gnarly dude.

cheap date.
she gets hungry just put her in the sun or under a light

[zeebo]

cheap date.
she gets hungry just put her in the sun or under a light

Yeah just don't bring her a flower, it could be one of her relatives.

[nooryisawesome]

Not know what I got for Christmas.

Only hints I have are its too big to fit under tree, red, and heavy.

Maybe a bike??

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Not know what I got for Christmas.

Only hints I have are its too big to fit under tree, red, and heavy.

Maybe a bike??

Riding Lawnmower?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Not know what I got for Christmas.

Only hints I have are its too big to fit under tree, red, and heavy.

Maybe a bike??

Dead drunk Santa?

[b_dubb]

Falkie

[nooryisawesome]

Riding Lawnmower?

Maybe, but dont really need a new one.

[Treading Water]

Not know what I got for Christmas.

Only hints I have are its too big to fit under tree, red, and heavy.

Maybe a bike??

Pickup truck?

[wr250]

Not know what I got for Christmas.

Only hints I have are its too big to fit under tree, red, and heavy.

Maybe a bike??

washer/dryer set? (in cherry red)
snap-on  3 bay toolbox ? (which probably costs as much as a pickup truck)

[Mind Flayer Monk]

snap-on  3 bay toolbox ? (which probably costs as much as a pickup truck)

I told my dad thats the one thing to make sure he leaves to me in his will.

[BobGrau]

The way grated cheese and sliced ham tend to slide around on each other. Though it sounds kinda hot now I see it written down.

[georgesucks]

The way grated cheese and sliced ham tend to slide around on each other. Though it sounds kinda hot now I see it written down.

getting the common cold annoys me.

[jazmunda]

The Supermarkets being crowded with people with full carts of food because they are closed for one frigging day. It's closed for one frigging day. No need to prep for the apocalypse!

[Yorkshire pud]

The Supermarkets being crowded with people with full carts of food because they are closed for one frigging day. It's closed for one frigging day. No need to prep for the apocalypse!

I thought it was just here we had the siege mentality. It is bizarre.

[Treading Water]

The way grated cheese and sliced ham tend to slide around on each other. Though it sounds kinda hot now I see it written down.

Mmmm, I read this with Sean Connery's voice.   

[onan]

Mmmm, I read this with Sean Connery's voice.   

Wow... So did I!

[steelbot]

Mmmm, I read this with Sean Connery's voice.   

I'm totally going to record this in his voice for ya lol!

[Treading Water]

I'm totally going to record this in his voice for ya lol!

Ooooo, please do.  I'm such a sucker for those accents...jaz, pud, what I imagine BobGrau sounds like....   :

UC, help!!  Talk me down.   

[BobGrau]

Ooooo, please do.  I'm such a sucker for those accents...jaz, pud, what I imagine BobGrau sounds like....   :

UC, help!!  Talk me down.   

Down where, miss moneypenney?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Mmmm, I read this with Sean Connery's voice.   

TW, I'm not sure I can help 'cos I'm leaning towards Alan Rickman, or Benedict Cumberbatch imitating Alan Rickman.  I can hear "graaaa ted cheese" so clearly.

Having said that, it was a pleasure listening to Yorkshire Pud and, of course, the Jazziest Munda on the site and you, too, TW. Those damned aliens!

[steelbot]

Ooooo, please do.  I'm such a sucker for those accents...jaz, pud, what I imagine BobGrau sounds like....   :

UC, help!!  Talk me down.   

LOL - well the recording doesn't sound too good personally - (have had a bit of a sniffle this past week) but I laughed now that I've heard it probably 100 times or so and recorded about 100 takes lol, it sounds almost like Deputy Director Bullock too =P

but here ya go for your amusement   


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78931849/gabconnery.mp3

[jazmunda]

LOL - well the recording doesn't sound too good personally - (have had a bit of a sniffle this past week) but I laughed now that I've heard it probably 100 times or so and recorded about 100 takes lol, it sounds almost like Deputy Director Bullock too =P

but here ya go for your amusement   


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78931849/gabconnery.mp3

Haha

You do a very good Connery.