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President Donald J. Trump

Started by The General, February 11, 2011, 01:33:34 AM









pate

Who farted?

hah, that is probably the most important question in these imapeachmint hearings.

Who farted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S043SaJuENA

Direct Democrapy Naow!

-p

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on November 23, 2019, 06:27:53 AM
Who farted?

hah, that is probably the most important question in these imapeachmint hearings.

Who farted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S043SaJuENA

Direct Democrapy Naow!

-p
One big fart, with a nasty Schiff stain. 




pate

Normatively, I'd say "good push"

Quote from: ItsOver on November 23, 2019, 07:19:32 AM

At this point a great push would make what difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u8B7CtvLHA

Nautical Shore



pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 23, 2019, 07:28:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln-cBFanW9I

QuoteVirusWithShoes at 04:30 AM

Every night, a naked Bill O'Reilly sits hunched over in a dark and airless closet surrounded by untold numbers of boxes of women's shoes. He opens up a pair of sling-backs, and sniffs them until he almost passes out. When his face is red enough he carefully boxes them away, childlike in his movements, already missing the feel of the leather against his face. Quickly, he then takes a rapidly softening whole cucumber and forces it down his throat, fighting the gag reflex while wanting even more. With tears streaming from his eyes, and his body shaking from the exertion, he mumbles a mantra of self-hatred inaudibly into the darkness and onto the cucumber. After 30 minutes of Bill's Special Alone Time he slowly pulls it out, enjoying the sensation of it moving from his throat, past his tongue and into the dank air of the closet, the smell of the vegetable and his fevered saliva reminding him of the time he fell out the sycamore tree when he was 6 and bumped his head on a rock - the exact moment in his life when everything began to make sense to him.

His voice is reborn.

He stands slowly, awkwardly, his body stiff from holding the same position for too long, though to him - always not long enough. He reaches out to the shoe boxes to help him steady himself. Salty beads of sweat run down his chest, trickles from the pools in his armpits and under his breasts, cooling as rapidly as his innate anger is warming. His penis - an object of disgust to him for so long now - is as hard as it's going to get without chemical help. His toes clench and unclench with a staccato rhythm of their own. He opens the closet door, and looks at the poster of John Wayne hanging on the inside - the man he always wanted to be, but never could be, no matter how much he screams into footwear or chokes himself on cucumbers. Wayne looks back with his dead eyes - a two-dimensional construct of a dream that never was.

Bill's chest hitches, and he starts sobbing. Snot runs down his nose, his mouth opens wide and green stains frame this most silent of screams. He cries for all men, for all America. But mostly, almost exclusively, for himself.

Spent, empty, Bill steps into the shower. Runs it as warm as possible. Until it burns. His tears mix with the water.

His fear, his hatred, his shame - his anger. They all fall down the drain.

IMHO only Douche "the jeff" Shitstain is a bigger douche than O'really...

October over, no hayte.

-p

ediot:  BONUS TRACK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVHVx1omeQo Sting's progeny that Mister Bill was stymied bi...

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on November 23, 2019, 07:28:33 AM
Normatively, I'd say "good push"

At this point a great push would make what difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u8B7CtvLHA

Nautical Shore
"...At this point a great push would make what difference?... "

Just a bigger pile of Schiff.


pate

I/O, iLL have yew k'now.  Mie Piled higer n Deeper dig-reeee is in Polite Seances, soor.

Rea Spectacles!

Nautical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWLMnX8F45M

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Shore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVHrscTEuE

Ewe describe.

hat is awl.

-p

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on November 23, 2019, 07:37:29 AM
IMHO only Douche "the jeff" Shitstain is a bigger douche than O'really...

October over, no hayte.

-p

You know, pate, I used to agree with you but I’ve found he’s mellowed into someone more reasonable in his old age. I don’t know whether he’s changed or I did though. Maybe a bit of both. Nautical.





SpaceMeowMaid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR9mSAu3t6g

This is a big deal for Native American Citizens. We suffer disproportionately violent crimes of murder and human trafficking. This is an incredibly important measure for the sovereign nations. I am very grateful for this president!






ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 27, 2019, 03:08:57 AM
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-says-u-s-to-designate-mexican-drug-cartels-as-terrorist-11574831409

Best president ever!

"...Mexican officials criticized the idea as opening the door to more direct U.S. intervention in their affairs."

Fuck those sombrero asshats.  They've been dumping their problems at our doorsteps for decades.  If they can't take care of their own house and it spills into ours, time to clean up their damn mess. 




Juan

Quote from: ItsOver on November 27, 2019, 07:40:27 AM
"...Mexican officials criticized the idea as opening the door to more direct U.S. intervention in their affairs."

Fuck those sombrero asshats.  They've been dumping their problems at our doorsteps for decades.  If they can't take care of their own house and it spills into ours, time to clean up their damn mess.
Isn’t that asssombreros?

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