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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

beachcomber

Morgus said,
In talking about modern music, Noory even claimed he was "hip" and Mumy was very skeptical of that claim, as he should be.
He could have easily exposed Noory's  musical fraud if he asked him a few simple questions about some classic rock artists...


A couple months ago, this:
"The best concert I ever saw was The Four Seasons."
- George Noory

Turn in your Hip card, Noory. You just blew it again.

Morgus

With Noory's childhood idol Billy Mumy on a few nights ago, he would have gone gaga over this video featuring the young Billy Mumy from his favorite Twilight Zone episode:  ;D


MeTV Promo video

From the LA Daily News: http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_19364472

A Metro bus driver found a metallic object with duct tape on it on a seat around 9:20 p.m. Thursday....

....you know... I can't imagine Punnett/Knapp/Bell/EVEN WELLS! leaving for a bomb scare. Or they would have set something up to broadcast via phone and cover the bomb scare... just saying.

Quote from: HorrorReporter on November 19, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
....you know... I can't imagine Punnett/Knapp/Bell/EVEN WELLS! leaving for a bomb scare. Or they would have set something up to broadcast via phone and cover the bomb scare... just saying.

George has stated at various times that he won't eat food delivered to the studio because 'who knows what someone would put in it', tell people what kind of car he was driving 'for security purposes', even once said something about not revealing what restaurants he went to - he was worried about throngs of people flocking to them.

He ducks out for a 'bomb scare', but says he wants to broadcast the end of the world.

George is a candy ass.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 19, 2011, 08:14:50 PM

George has stated at various times that he won't eat food delivered to the studio because 'who knows what someone would put in it', tell people what kind of car he was driving 'for security purposes', even once said something about not revealing what restaurants he went to - he was worried about throngs of people flocking to them.

He ducks out for a 'bomb scare', but says he wants to broadcast the end of the world.

George is a candy ass.

I actually know a car dealer who looks like George Noory. And funny enough, the car dealer does not know who George Noory is.

zeph

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 19, 2011, 08:14:50 PM

George has stated at various times that he won't eat food delivered to the studio because 'who knows what someone would put in it', tell people what kind of car he was driving 'for security purposes', even once said something about not revealing what restaurants he went to - he was worried about throngs of people flocking to them.

He ducks out for a 'bomb scare', but says he wants to broadcast the end of the world.

George is a candy ass.

Sounds like he's a bit of an elitist and perhaps even narcissistic in applying more worth to himself than he truly has. George, you're no cultural icon and you never will be.

El Kragen

Quote from: WOTR on November 19, 2011, 03:28:38 PM
I usually have pretty good startpage-Fu.  Is the studio in the area of Sherman Oaks?  It seems that they found a package on a tranist bus near Ventura and Sepulveda Boulevards @ 9:20 PM.  They had cleared the scene by 11:30.  Unless I am mistaken, this still does not allow George to claim that he had to take the last hour off (I don't really know what hours he really broadcasts as I am in a time zone that just records and rebroadcasts it later at night.)


lol well that explains it. I thought he was in St. Louis.

Thanks!

Eddie Coyle

 
   Monday, Noory has Mark Lane on to give his stock "CIA did it" book promotion for JFK's anniversary.

      More interesting to me is that Mark Lane was present at Jonestown 33 years ago this week. This guy was there when the 900+ died, Leo Ryan murdered etc...but you know Noory won't even fucking mention it!
    Noory will agree with the "CIA did it" guy, then agree with the "Mafia did it" guy, then with the" LBJ did it", then with the "Russians/Castro did it" guy...

Forgive me but I'm a bit behind this week. It's strange, sometimes I feel I've had enough of Snoory and his crap but I still find myself tuning in sometimes, curious about what's be served up.

So, to my non-amazement, he serves up another turgid offering of Tumeric and Broccoli as cancer solutions, whilst also delivering some classic Noorisms like hypothesizing the more stem cells you give someone, the better chance they'll get better. Sure George, just ram the patient full of stem cells and all will be ok.

My favourite conversational piece is this part, though;

(on Auto-immune diseases and treatment)

Noory: And what do you mean by auto-immune diseases, just so people understand?
Wilde: These are diseases that affect the immune system and in that category you would immediately think of...
Noory (interrupting): AIDs, right?
Wilde: No, not AIDs...
Noory (surprised): No?
Wilde: No, not in this regard...
Noory (disappointed): Oh, alright.
Wilde: ...but you would think of it as an auto-immune deficient disease... you would think of Chrone's disease, er, Lupus, er, scleroderma, you would think of diabetes one, you would think of rheumatoid arthritis.
Noory (interjecting, again, with a disappointed tone): Uh, why can't you throw AIDs in there?
Wilde: Er, you can.
Noory: Alright.
Wilde: Go ahead..
Noory (now happy): Ok, it's in there.
Wilde: You've got my permission... (nervous laughter).

Jesus wept, George.

Action starts at around 17:30:

C2CAM - 2011.11.15 - Dulce Base - Regenerative Medicine

Quote from: noorysmoustache on November 20, 2011, 09:18:34 AM
... Noory (interjecting, again, with a disappointed tone): Uh, why can't you throw AIDs in there?...

I wonder what Detroit Free Press editor and Noory fan John Smyntek thought of that one.

That was George, determined to get an answer to the next question on his stack of cue cards.  Lisa must be on him again to stick to the script - when he goes off on his own, that's when we find out he doesn't know common expressions like what a 'loaded question' is, or what 'to coin a phrase' means.


El Kragen

Quote from: noorysmoustache on November 20, 2011, 09:18:34 AM

Noory: And what do you mean by auto-immune diseases, just so people understand?
Wilde: These are diseases that affect the immune system and in that category you would immediately think of...
Noory (interrupting): AIDs, right?
Wilde: No, not AIDs...
Noory (surprised): No?


Now that's CLASSIC Coast to Coast!

George at one time or another heard immune used in the same sentence as AIDS. Therefore those two words are always connected in his mind regardless of the context. It's like when a guest mentions potassium, he literally yells out BANANAS!.

10 years of hosting health quackery shows and George is still clueless.

When Christian Wilde is annoyed, you know you're being a douche.

Galaga

Yet another fine interview from George Knapp, this time with William Black

Noory, you substandard waste of airtime, you ought to be ashamed that the fill-in hosts regularly run circles around your peabrained "skills".

SnapT

The only thing that reminded me of Noory in tonight's George Knapp show is that the first guest kept trying to make him answer "obvious" questions that he posed, ala Hoagland quizzing Noory on science facts.  But rather than try to guess the answers like Noory would've, Knapp told him "You tell me!"

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 19, 2011, 08:14:50 PM

George has stated at various times that he won't eat food delivered to the studio because 'who knows what someone would put in it', tell people what kind of car he was driving 'for security purposes', even once said something about not revealing what restaurants he went to - he was worried about throngs of people flocking to them.
We must be gettin to him...
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 19, 2011, 11:39:45 PM

   Monday, Noory has Mark Lane on to give his stock "CIA did it" book promotion for JFK's anniversary.

      More interesting to me is that Mark Lane was present at Jonestown 33 years ago this week. This guy was there when the 900+ died, Leo Ryan murdered etc...but you know Noory won't even fucking mention it!
    Noory will agree with the "CIA did it" guy, then agree with the "Mafia did it" guy, then with the" LBJ did it", then with the "Russians/Castro did it" guy...
How could you interview a guest that was at Jonestown when all of that was going down and fucking NOT bring that topic up?? I think it would be really fascinating to hear about that. Kinda makes ya wonder exactly what the dude was doing there and who he was working for if you want my 2 cents.

Digitech

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 19, 2011, 08:14:50 PM

George has stated at various times that he won't eat food delivered to the studio because 'who knows what someone would put in it', tell people what kind of car he was driving 'for security purposes', even once said something about not revealing what restaurants he went to - he was worried about throngs of people flocking to them.

He ducks out for a 'bomb scare', but says he wants to broadcast the end of the world.

George is a candy ass.

I think he's trying to create a "wanted by the powers-that-be" persona, like Alex Jones tries to do. You know how every time Alex's phone doesn't work, or the power goes out, or he sees someone he doesn't like in a restaurant, it's the government spying on him or plotting his death? There is one really crazy rant he did that I saw clips of on Youtube, I can't find it now though. But he is literally screaming "I'm going to get killed for this someday!"


Tara

Quote from: Digitech on November 21, 2011, 09:25:44 AM
I think he's trying to create a "wanted by the powers-that-be" persona, like Alex Jones tries to do. You know how every time Alex's phone doesn't work, or the power goes out, or he sees someone he doesn't like in a restaurant, it's the government spying on him or plotting his death? There is one really crazy rant he did that I saw clips of on Youtube, I can't find it now though. But he is literally screaming "I'm going to get killed for this someday!"
I think paranoia is an act with Alex Jones, but Noory's entire life is truly fear based:  clowns, poison in food, fluoride in water, vaccines, the Illuminati, callers who don't agree with him, traditional medicine and doctors, etc.  The guy is truly spineless and scared of his own shadow.  Maybe his shadow was the shadow rat he once saw. 

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on November 21, 2011, 08:16:03 AM
...How could you interview a guest that was at Jonestown when all of that was going down and fucking NOT bring that topic up??...

George thinks that was sumpthin' about thuh Pilgrims and that it's old news..

Quote from: Tara on November 21, 2011, 10:28:22 AM
I think paranoia is an act with Alex Jones, but Noory's entire life is truly fear based:  clowns, poison in food, fluoride in water, vaccines, the Illuminati, callers who don't agree with him, traditional medicine and doctors, etc.  The guy is truly spineless and scared of his own shadow.  Maybe his shadow was the shadow rat he once saw.

George talking about wantin' tuh broadcast thuh end of the world.  He'd be the first one to shit his pants and take off. 

Tommy would be the second one.

fysisist

Quote from: Tara on November 21, 2011, 10:28:22 AM
I think paranoia is an act with Alex Jones, but Noory's entire life is truly fear based:  clowns, poison in food, fluoride in water, vaccines, the Illuminati, callers who don't agree with him, traditional medicine and doctors, etc.  The guy is truly spineless and scared of his own shadow.  Maybe his shadow was the shadow rat he once saw.

I'd be pretty worried, too, if I was as big of an idiot as Noory.

Morgus

Noory has his annual big JFK show tonight.
Knapp used to do one too each November in past years, but Noory probably didn't want the competition this year.
So Knapp last night got stuck instead with two boring topic guests with more mainstream topics like financial issues.  :o

11angeleyes11

George is a good man.  He called his mother Georgette today to wish her a Happy Thanksgiving.  Here are some snippets of the conversation:

George:  And Mom, I called to wish you and Dad a great Thanksgiving.  I would be there if I could, but you know work and all, I have to keep the Coast family company.  They are all so dependent on me.

Mother:  I know, Georgie.  Tell all those fans to be safe like your Mama would, Georgie.  I know you work so hard.

Georgie: Mom, I have to tell  you this though, there are certain groups out there, they are what I call Haters..... sobbbb, Moooommmmy they say I suck.  I don't suck, do I?

Mommy:  Of course, not Georgie.  You don't suck, you know I would tell you if you suck my little Georgie.  Now you listen to your Mommy Georgie.  You have that big mansion in Missouri and you should ask all of those Haters over for pumpkin pie.  I'll get your father and we will take the Midnight flight into St. Louis to help you serve. 
. ...
On the air on Monday, November 21, 2011:  And here is a special invitation to all of the on-line friends of my fellow Missourian, Michael Vandeven, you are invited to my mansion on Black Friday for pumpkin pie. 

(All the callers are envious and they beg and plead with George for speical passes to the party, but this is an exclusive engagement)

The day of Black Friday comes and goes and the forum is at a standstill.

Text message:  Pumpkin pie party a success.  All haters confettied with pumpkin guts and rotten jack o'laterns.  Cleaning up street in front of mansion.  Mom

Text message:  Mother always knows best.  Georgie

Tara

I wouldn't doubt if Noory was a mama's boy.  I bet he was spoiled rotten.

zeph

Noory sure attracts (hangs out with?) all the nuts these days. Take K.W. Kesler (http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/kesler-kw/54642)who was on C2C on the 18th...i must've missed that one ::)

Anyways, this entry @ http://demon101.com/?p=58 on his site really lets his idiocy shine brightly. Specifically the 2012 part. I fucking hate new-agers trying to latch onto the paranormal to give their life meaning. Whether they're from LA, St. Louis or Ohio like this idiot.

And then Noory goes and gives this nobody, who seems to be off his meds, K.W. Kessler exposure. It's almost like you can hear Coast to Coast AM fizzling out.

valdez

     George attempts eloquence at the start of his JFK show: "...at the time of the assassination I was 13, perhaps a bit too young to understand the magnitude of the situation, but as I grew older I began to understand.  Have you?"  I can't think of another event that is so shrouded in mystery and deception, shadows and rumours, conspiracy and obfuscation, and George understands it?  Thankfully, during the course of the show George would go on to relate to us this understanding , which would be called the "isn't it bizarre/who knows?/something happened/I don't know what happened" theory. Mark Lane in an iconic figure in this field, and his "Last Word" on the subject implicates the CIA, Barry Ernest tried to get George to understand the importance of the "staircase witness," and Cassie Parnau was on to talk about Dorothy Kilgallen (Knapp also discussed her this Sunday), and all three guest had to suffer George's obsession to take calls from useless listeners when there was so much more to talk about and "understand."
 
JFK, President John F. Kennedy, President Kennedy, John F. Kennedy
o captain...

The 'girl on the stairs' story always fascinated me., but George thinks the story is 'bizarre'...  During the 'interview' about her George had a cue card that wanted to know 'so.. We still think shots came from the grassy knoll, right?'.

Also:
'huh'
'geeeeez'
Murmured 'mmmmmm'
'why the heck...?'
'who knows'
'don't ya think?'

Lots of prep work must have been done for the IX JFKathon.

The Coast folks should have just urinated on the eternal flame and wiped it up with copies of Art Bell's now defunct contract.

stevesh

Quote from: valdez on November 22, 2011, 05:47:02 AM
Barry Ernest tried to get George to understand the importance of the "staircase witness,"

Noory asked Ernest three times why the 'staircase witness' is important to the JFK investigation, and apparently still didn't get it. Dope.

Lovely Bones

Quote from: stevesh on November 22, 2011, 07:08:15 AM
Noory asked Ernest three times why the 'staircase witness' is important to the JFK investigation, and apparently still didn't get it. Dope.

Oh God that was painful.

I spent the exchange writing a mental letter to Prem Rat:

Dear Prem Rat:

Why George Must Go.  Now!


The dolt kept tryin' and tryin' to understand why Oswald fled the building.  Or should he say "left the building."

George, you dolt.  The book is about The Girl On the Staircase.  Everyone gets her importance . . . except you.   

M Knight

This has been said before, but what really bothers me about the Nooron is when an intelligent guest or caller just made a multi-dimensional, intellectual point that begs for elaboration or an incisive response, and old "cue card" simply says "that's true, now let's go to commercial".  He should just say nothing and start the pink viagra commercial immediately after the guest or caller speaks.  It would be less disturbing to the sophisticated listener.

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