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Quote from: ItsOver on December 05, 2020, 03:29:22 PM
I’m kind of disappointed.  I thought we’d see some Asian hotties side boob shots from Asuka by now.

I'll allow it.

Quote from: ItsOver on December 05, 2020, 03:11:31 PM
Heh, heh... get those 45 pounders stat!  If nothing else, maybe you can slow her down with them.


https://youtu.be/muUZjovOFRg

I had no idea that 45-pound dumbbell bit would get over.

https://youtu.be/dKo0LFeIfpo

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Quote from: AZZERAE on December 05, 2020, 01:25:50 AM
It's amazing how literally everything I do has the potential to annoy you.

You fold boxes dear.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 06:56:26 PM
Gay! You would think that. :

Hi sweetie.

Quote from: whoozit on December 04, 2020, 05:26:02 PM
With all the effort everyone is putting into this thread I’m almost inspired to write a song called Dink Touchin’ to the tune of the Bee Gees Jive Talkin’.  Almost but not quite, whip this back up into another frenzy and perhaps I’ll cross the threshold of inspiration.

They remind me of my ex-girlfriends except I never slept with them.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:50:54 PM
Just more projection from the ad hominem king. :

Should I give back the money I've made from the show and voice-overs? I can tell them an angry bitter black man doesn't approve. Maybe it'll work?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:40:23 PM
Still not understanding the mobile thing, I see. :

I know that, besides your “show” that doesn’t really generate you any significant revenue, you’ve only got the abandoned parking lot.

#sad

Hehe, spoken like a Christian... No facts.. just fantasy.


#sad

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:35:39 PM
Hey, myke! I can’t wait to hear how many more viewers you get than tomorrow’s Gabcast...AGAIN! Your insecurity never gets old. You’re Bellgabs biggest wannabe! Funny, I think I used to call Azz that and now he’s co-hosting the Gabcast while you’re just bitching about it. Keep aiming low, loser!

You don't work or do anything do you? (LOL)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:26:24 PM
No, I just think it’s fun to fuck with stupid people.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:18:06 PM
You too, apparently. Azz is right. All you have to do is say robotboy and presto, you appear!

Grandpa, we both know you follow me around because of your hurt feelings like azzerae.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:15:35 PM
You call me grandpa but don’t realize the whole world went mobile a decade ago?!

OK, grandpa!

Grandpa, we both know you're here every moment of your pathetic existence. Jitterbug phone or not.

Grandpa Miguel Davis





You've spent more time in your basement than Joe Biden.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 02:03:52 PM
I never start them, myke but you do like clockwork after EVERY SINGLE GABCAST! That’s even more revealing, I think.

P.S. You’re far too stupid to play amateur psychiatrist.

Grandpa, you post here like it's your profession.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 01:54:21 PM
Or you’d start shitpost wars on Bellgab.

That is what you do ironically. The projections from you this week have been revealing.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 01:54:21 PM
Or you’d start shitpost wars on Bellgab. Whatever, robotboy. :

Stop being jealous of me grandpa, it's sad and gay.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 01:49:04 PM
Heh heh. So jelly!

If that were the case I'd make an audio journal dedicated to those who hurt my feelings that week. Whoops nevermind, that's already what Azzerae does. (LOL)

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 01:05:16 PM
I have been working on this "first cup of coffee" issue for many years now, you must get it precise, correct and delicious as you only have one chance on that essential "first cup of coffee."



It all began one day when I was buying my "first cup of coffee" at the local QuikTrip, the brew that day apparently was made with an un-spent nuclear fuel rod, theythe hobo elite were out of the hazelnut flavoring, AND there were no heavy cream .1333oz mini-cups left.  This 24oz cup cost me approximately $2, and due to the un-spent nuclear fuel rod (theythe hobo elite usually use spent rods which aren't so hot) used in the brew process the beverage remained at a molten-lava temperature for what seemed to be hours.  It was a thoroughly disappointing "first cup of coffee," and I actually ended up consuming the somewhat more nasty percolated brew available at work that day as my "first cup of coffee" for the day in question.

I quickly did some lightning-fast mental back-of-the-bar-napkin calculations and arrived at the figure of ~$1000.00(USD)/year of expenditure on low-grade convenience store coffee.  I decided that I could do better at home, and subsequently embarked on a People's Free Democratic Republic of pate domestically produced product that would naturally be of a higher quality than available OPFDRp (Outside-People's-Free-Democratic-Republic-pate).

Most nations would closely guard such a seekrut technological breakthrough under the guise of National SeekRutty or other such nonesense.  Such is the love of the Duly Elected By Unanimous Assent Dictator-for-Life Dear Leader pate, for both the PFDRp and the USA, that he (Glory Be pate's Name) has shared this recipe with the world in order to promote the promulgation of the MAPA ideal-set.


https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo

BEER MAY BE LIFE, but COFFEE IS THE BEGINNING.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

    ! CNN refuses to cover this press release

I imagine whitecrow looks similar to the dog in the photo. At least that is how I want to invision him.

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 09:35:11 AM
Nah, man.

Quote from: AZZERAE on June 12, 2020, 06:54:18 AM
My "other half" is a she, coz I'm not a gay. Just a transvestite.

I sent you an email - to the burners you signed up at AzzGab with.

The truth is nobody cares about you ( Azzerae ) or what you have to say. Look no further than anything you've been involved in your entire life. The gabcast a.k.a. azzcast #2 has fallen off since you've been co-hosting. The "art", a k.a. cartoons no one buys.

Everyone knows it too (Embarrassing). Stick to doing what you do best, folding boxes & being a transvestite.

Quote from: Silphion on December 04, 2020, 05:20:54 AM
We are still awaiting your explanation.

Since your reference to me is unfounded, there must be a trigger somewhere.

Quick summary: A guest of mine predicted a date that she got from channeling. She told us that we would all be dead thanks to 5G. The day finally came when we were all supposed to be dead. She was reported dead on the date she had predicted.

lindaemmanuel.com/index.html

Quote from: Silphion on December 04, 2020, 05:01:23 AM
Granted, MOSH stands for Minimisation of Suicide Harm,
but in your hands it takes on a satanic connotation.

C'est ça.

How so Jesus freak?

Quote from: Silphion on December 04, 2020, 04:16:14 AM
Mosh? Expliqué, s'il vous plaît.

Mosh causes suicide.

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 04:20:26 AM
Funny how you have so much to say here when your whole show is just you saying nothing while the guests and callers talk.

I'm not sure what show you're listening to. I have plenty to say which is why I did a show today. If I didn't know any better I'd say you cared (LOL).

If she listened to Mosh, all her wildest dreams would come true.

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 03:17:56 AM
A "mark" is a term - in Hip Hop - for an idiot. Essentially, what gay robot boy is saying, is that the people who financially support his show are fools for doing so. What's more is he's admitted to all the flaws we've pinpointed he has, AND is aware that the content of his show is sub par.

Nobody cares what you think, the numbers have proven it already.

Quote from: Lilith on December 03, 2020, 11:06:28 PM
So Hollidays are difficult for Heatha.  Very tough time of the year for her, a challenge, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and every other day of the year.

She's following in the footsteps of a young Arthur William Bell.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 03, 2020, 04:36:21 PM
>Nike

America is ruining Japan

Japan rules.

https://youtu.be/G02u6sN_sRc

アウトサイダー.


Gaijin.