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wow....this guy.   The amount of shit you've typed on here replying to each insult is beyond disturbing.  No mystery at all why your life is the way you describe.  Hell I'd gladly conspire and give false witness testimony against you too given the chance.  You are a self entitled jackass who thinks the world owes you something. Your story is lame as fuck and way passed its freshness date. I dont see why you just dont take your breakoff knifetips to your thighs in the bathtub with some Adele playing. I have never seen a grown man seek so much attention online and be serious about it.  The way you try to fit in as much bullshit/pictures/details about your life that none of us could give a fuck less about, is astounding.  My hats off to you sir for being the biggest loser Ive had the pleasure of seeing online. (to date of course) I am sure there are other people out there equally pathetic but just cant get the scratch together to get a phone like you to share that stupidity with me.

At this point, you are actually trolling for attention.  You refuse to leave even after your story was told and discarded. I mean, whats your end game?  What was your initial intention to coming to this site?  Was it to get your story out? or to try and hang out with people online? Cause from what you showed in your pictures, you must be the fucking life of the party in your mind.  So once you realized none of us gave a fuck about you, what stopped you from turning off your computer, putting on your creepy pedophile skates and heading down to the skate park to try and impress some skateboarder kids?     Go make some fucking fidgets or something dude.     Seems you have replaced your fidgiting with trolling on here now.  Talk about hitting rock bottom. 

By all means if you wanna waste your life trying to get us to think your innocent, cool, or whatever the fuck your reason is for hanging about, more power to you.  But so you know , this is bellgab, not fidgetgab.  You have clearly stated you have no respect for art anymore and remaining on a site of artbell fans only shows signs of aggression and hostility.  So dont think "we are stuck with you for life"  As you become increasingly annoying, I am sure you wont be around much longer.  Its at the discretion of the administrators to get rid of anyone they dont want.  Its their site after all, and you are showing no respect. Nor earned it.  You dont have a "right" to post here.  It's a privilege.  You remember those right?  You pissed them all away back in the 90s.     

Enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts, Mr. FlibbityJibb

Also, when is the next gabcast?  I keep missing it!!

Fidget  lol.    Figured you treated yourself to some shotgun mouthwash by now.

Some advice:  Less is more.
I do find your textwall replies to one liners pretty funny but, come on man.  You could have created, marketed, kickstarted some other shit by now.   
If being censored on a webshow is of paramount concern to you, then I would recommend at this stage to seek some psychiatric help. Because this is an easily recognizable as a personality disorder.

I didn't need your gabcast appearance to surmise that you were arrogant, and had a problem closing your mouth when you needed to. It was apparent while listening to you talk with Art.

Business screwed you over. Rather than pull the "little guy/stand up for what's right" shit like you have in the past, focus on investing your energy into rebranding your creativity some other way.  If you can't, and this is really ALL you had to offer, then you lost. 

One of the first things you learn in business is to be the FIRST to market what you do. Being better or second best doesn't mean shit.
Your strategy to market has failed. Short of having a time machine, there is little you could do.    If its any consolation to you, there are already WAY more advanced treatments for the ADD and Autism now.  So your contribution is really no longer needed. 

Time to just pack it up and move on to the next venture.... if there is one. 

Falkie is Jazumunda's JC 
"COME ON DOWN TO THE CLAMP COMPOUND"

I am just now noticing the hilarious bookmarks in OP's first post.  Antisocial Psychology Forums, Meetups with Healers, Luciferian newsletters, Conspiracy shows. And others ending in things like "..ide my ass!"   

SCANDALOUS!!!

That's probably what spawned all of this. 

This guy was laying on his patched up inflatable couch.  Dreaming that he was a pizza roll.  The only window to the world was Jorch looking through from the other side in anticipation.  He was picked up off the plate, brought closer and closer to that schmuck's face, and just as he bites in to burn himself, he wakes up. Then promptly runs to the computer and creates a screenname using the first words that came to mind "GNooryMustDie"

And now we have to deal with the psychological fallout. 

Should be a warning that says "This stuff gets hot!"

Im getting a vision of the future.  A thread called " I tried to make amends, and had my thread deleted "

Quote from: gnoorymustdie on May 06, 2014, 06:42:45 PM
so i started trolling the forum in frustration for a while until eventually they changed the rules so that you had to have a different IP and have your account approved by members of the bell gab ruling elite before you were able to post for a few months.

hahaha really?

"so i started trolling the forum in frustration.."    god that sounds so pathetic.

Anyway, your responses have obviously been whittled down to these pathetic one-liners in an attempt to keep this thread rolling.

Ban Evasion
Trolling/Spamming the forum
Making duplicate accounts. 

Wouldn't it have been easier to just make your new account and shut the hell up? 
You should be drafting a 'thank you' card for MV for not tossing you already. 

I hope you are burned by the sauce of 1,000 microwaved pizza rolls.

Quote from: gnoorymustdie on May 08, 2014, 12:45:25 AM
youre all so interestin in how you talk

I wish the same could be said for you.
All talking about Art's pubes when everyone here knows he's smoother than jazmunda's gabcast music.

You're also not familiar with rebounding companionship as a coping mechanism for dealing with loss.  Hell maybe the guy just didnt wanna be alone at all, and grieved AFTER hooking up with his new wife.

Worst case scenario, he just didn't dwell as we would expect, and moved on.  Cold yes.. Illegal, no.  Everything else you said though,  doodie. 

Quote from: gnoorymustdie on May 07, 2014, 01:42:46 PM

youre obviously lost in the dense forrest of art bells pubic hairs cuz youve been hanging from his nut sack prob since the 90s

Try some IcyHurt on that butt.  One of TaintCo's many fine products.

And the fact this guy comes with the guise of making amends.  First some random dumb gesture of doing what any one of us could do on wikipedia.  Then spiraling downhill enough to bring up oates's work.  I can't tell if this is a butthurt ex-sirius customer or not.   I can definitely tell why this guy was banned. 

And MV had a good point in that anyone who is married themselves, would feel that your jumping on the bandwagon going nowhere, was indeed inappropriate.  This guy clearly has never known the touch of a woman he hasn't paid for. He may just be upset that his income bracket doesn't facilitate going to the Philippines to get younger ones.
Its easy to sit back in your inflatable furniture and completely make up any scenario you want.  You are a book deal away from being booked on jorch's show. 

I was on hold last night until the damn first guest left. Then they just hung up.  I forgot what I was gonna say but I was gonna try and get some useful soundbytes out of him.  I know the eps available do not have the ads in them but by chance did someone happen to record the WHOLE thing?  There was an ad for some food he did at teh beginning that had him saying some funny stuff I could use in this audio thing im working on.   I will try and capture it again tonight to see if its on.

I like how this guy keeps saying "I'm not gonna argue about it anymore"  then proceeds it with a huge wall of text with more bullshit.   Look dude, you made your point.  NO one here gives a shit who you were or what you think if you have to make a spectacle of it.   

I am someone that just recently got unbanned for dumb shit too. But I didn't come back on here acting like a complete fucktard.   I am only grateful this thread has entertained me this long to forget i had a 3gb file uploading.

This guy is a total boner who woke up needing attention today.   

Quote from: zeebo on April 30, 2014, 04:55:56 PM
One footnote to the Noory posting incident - Around that time there was a rather inflammatory poster, who went by several names, and was eventually banned, who was really getting into it with him, including I believe some awful PM's that he referenced.   The whole situation was combustable and I think the level of hot rage directed at him by that poster and a few others freaked him out a bit, and I can't blame him.  He sucks, but still, it was pretty over the top.

You mean someone was harassing GN in pm on here?  I remember hearing on the cast how he said he wanted the thread name changed because his granddaughter or something would see it.   1. How can anyone related to him not already know what he's afraid everyone already does?  2. How many of us are sitting around googling our grandparents name?   Just like finding out there is no santa clause, you dont wanna be the last one to find out GN sucks at school either.   I thought you were about expanding the knowledge of the young Jorch!!

I know this is gonna scream redundancy, but George Noory sucks!  Big time

thanks for playing that pizza rolls edit! 

It was asked how I got noory's soundbyte for "cock".   I think it was one of his guests he was introducing.  Hancock or wilcox   something like that.   And I caught george using the word "cuff" so I was able to reverse that for "fuck"  for the next edit.   

Great cast tho, I had no idea it was actually GN posting until i heard that on there.  I thought he was just well aware of the GNS thread and called in.  And it was the first time I heard the "goatse" soundclip. 

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 29, 2014, 12:34:56 PM

Nine 1/2 Weeks is one of my all time favorite movies, and I watch it every year or so. I think it is underrated and one of the definitive films of the 80s, more so than Wall Street, a film I didnt like much. I consider Crimes and Misdemeanors to be another definitive film of the 80s.

9 1/2 Weeks had a great soundtrack as well. 

My first time listening to this show. I heard it mentioned on the cast.  Cool stuff.  Cant remember the last "art theft" story I recall hearing, so this shit is pretty interesting.  Thanks Bateman !

Awesome post Sax.  I am glad that is one of the things I remove when formatting and reinstalling shit on a computer.  And to always uncheck it when doing updates.  Cause they will try and sneak that shit in like 4 times during the updating process.

Does anyone know when yesterday's cast will be up?  Only so much time can go without hearing a Jazmunda reading with the sexy music. lol

Here's my contribution.   I dub this piece... SALUTE YOUR JORCHS

I will have to shamelessly post something I've made that's recently got passed the 1mil viewcount  Im pretty proud of it.  It's called The Apple Tree.



The Apple Tree Feat. The Glitch Mob

Shortly after making that. I began work on its evil twin sister; First Strike.   It was a darker edit.  Hope you enjoy guys!
This one hasn't broke 1mil yet. its around 700k  I think.


DubWars: First Strike

Quote from: Jackstar on April 24, 2014, 12:23:38 AM
I am not bitching at all. You people are really sensitive.

Quote from: b_dubb on April 18, 2014, 03:20:11 PM

Faith No More - We Care A Lot

bumper music suggestion

Do you remember what movie this was in?  I'll give you a hint: It was so shitty that all of us HAD to have seen it at some point.  FREE MAHI MAHI!

Quote from: b_dubb on April 23, 2014, 11:38:18 AM

Thanks for the kind words about the GabCast. 

Thank you as well. Wish it was longer.  Entertained as hell for a good 90min or so then I hear that music haha.

Oh yeah, I was gonna ask if there was a long-running chat on irc or something that is up when the gabcast one isnt?   I don't really sleep cause I'm up all night editing and I didnt know if
there was some place to shoot the shit with other night owls?

An "unfiltered"  search with that word should answer all that.   It was an image that was really popular for shock value and being a classic "bait and switch" trick. An earlier, disgusting rickroll.   
I am new, so I am not all the way caught up on all the cool stories here. But I think George was posting here and to confirm it was actually him, a female poster here had asked him to "pray for her cat, Goatse"  He actually said it on the air. And im sure shortly after, he or someone looked it up and probably tipped him to what it was. Because I remember hearing that he posted "Is that really someone's cat?" 

If anyone has a copy of that, Id love to hear it. 

As far as the shirt,  All i can say is "...should have sent a poet"

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on April 23, 2014, 03:22:15 AM
All of you should listen to Khameleon808's mashup:
http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=600.msg251967#msg251967

lol.  I really need to dig into his shows now that this exported so well. Maybe I can do something similar to what Jimmy Fallon's people did with that rapping news guy

This show kicks ass btw.  Feels like ive been listening to it for years. Looking forward to hearing monday's show.

Quote from: jazmunda on April 23, 2014, 04:37:24 AM
Bravo. This is the best thing I have heard on the internet for a long time.

Welcome and post often.

Thx man!  Caught up on most of your guys' gabcasts lastnight/today.  You guys are friggen hilarious. Feels like I was listening to a mix of my old skype conferences and total homage to AB. So glad I found this place. 

Hey everyone.
I joined some time ago.   Huge AB fan. Only surpassed by the hatred for Noory.
The Gabcast is amazing! Been glued to it since I first heard it.  Waiting patiently for AB to return.

Not sure what day I started listening. I remember I was in highschool, it was late as hell. I was on mIRC (dalnet/efnet days). And someone asked me to turn it to a certain station which was FM. I couldn't get the damn radio to work right and it was stuck on AM and I heard Art talking to someone about bigfoot. I even remember the sound effect he had playing. Once I heard Art's voice and was able to ascertain what the show covered, I was hooked.  I remember even buying my first Snappy after he recommended it too.

About me, I am pretty sick video editor.  If anyone wants to check out my stuff im easily located on YT http://www.youtube.com/user/Khameleon808 (Bring eyedrops )

Just wanted to say 'hey' to everyone, and I love the humor/vibe from the posters here.  From what I've read here and heard on the gabcasts, Im sure I found a forum that's straight tits

For anyone who missed my post in Noory Sucks,  I offer this site my small donation of hatred for Noory  http://picosong.com/ka67/ in addition to my formal introduction. 

You guys kick ass and thank you for making this forum.  AB for LIFE!!!!! 

I was able to finally get mine seeded and then some



I have no complaints. I completely understand what a labor of love & work this was for everyone. Thank you sooo much Will.

On it...