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Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 29, 2014, 04:29:04 AM
   On to the future.

The one where you refund all the people you have stolen from, thief? 

Nighty night Princess, shouldn't stay up so late to fish.  At your age, you probably need all the rest you can get. 

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 29, 2014, 03:41:23 AM
  Someone please think I'm important

But hey guys.  Since Mr. Smidgit did mention my videos...  Why not clear out all the wasted braincells used replying to that dipshit and head over to check a couple out?

Unlike Fudget, when I set out to make something, I manage to get it out to the people.


The Apple Tree

Something much darker and faster.


They are mostly fan edits.  Most of the commissioned stuff I have is on the artist's channel. 
Not the best, but will definitely stimulate the mind more than some smelly piece of metal in your hand.
Plus its free  

Thank you dribgit,  for the platform to advertise my vids!  Keep bringing them up, cause I forget to sometimes.   

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 29, 2014, 02:09:25 AM
   As much "grief" as you've spewn around Bellgab directed towards me, you obviously don't have the work you say you do, or you would not have the time to bother.
mf

Interesting theory. Rendering 3D stuff takes time. Rarely is my work done before 4am.  And my work here, is never done    

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 29, 2014, 02:09:25 AM
   "I've got great things in store for you."    _________  "I'll be ignoring you again after this reply, go ahead and keep embarrassing yourself."
mf

Continuity anyone?   And is that "great things in store for me" some kind of a threat? If so Mr. Midget, I am not worried about a guy who brags and posts videos of himself riding a bike in circles with coffee on his head.  You are hotdog water.   And so are your repetitive empty promises of "ignoring" someone or "leaving to pursue life enriching endeavors" only to come back like 20 min later to get the "last word" that you so genuinely wish you could cherish on here.  I already have great things going now for me.  Why dont you take those 'good thing in store' out of storage and use them on yourself to enrich the life that you have squandered.   What did you do with everyone's money anyway?  Just answer that and I will stop teasing you.

Once I heard on the gabcast how important "having the last word" on your thread was to you, its brought me much entertainment watching you get your panties twisted when its robbed from you like every 20 min by someone.

So this man is having troubles with duration in the sack and cant satisfy his wife.  He has tried all of the tricks, and toys, and tools one could think of to put some "spice" into the bedroom
He tells his buddy at work about it. His friend suggest to him to go to this Voodoo witch doctor that his aunt knows.

He goes to this shady looking part of town and meets this guy.  The room is dark, dimly lit (much like us gabcasters rooms around this time ) and he has a parrot off in the corner.   
He sits him down and asks what his problem is.  The man explains about not being able to maintain virility in the bedroom.  The man says " I have just the thing one moment please" and leaves the room. 

He comes back with a strangely decorated box and sets it on the table.   He tells the man this could be the answer he needs.
"What is it" the man asks.  The witch doctor opened the box and said "this is Voodoo Dick, and wherever you tell it to go, it will not stop until pleasure ensues."
"Let me demonstrate"  "Voodoo dick, parrot" he screams.  And this huge rubbery lookin dick jumps out of this box by itself and starts banging the hell out of this parrot.  Its screamin, feathers are flying all over the place.  Finally the witch doctor says "Voodoo Dick Box"   It stops immediately and hops back up to the table and back into the box.

"OH MY GOD" he exclaims. "its perfect".    As they exchange money for the box, the witch doctor warns the man to follow the instructions to get it to stop by saying "voodoo dick box"   he agreed and took it home excitingly to his wife.

He's getting the bedroom all ready, he's gettin all ready, jazmunda's gabcast music is playing in the background, candles, whole 9.   She comes home and he explains to her "look darling, I know i havent been able to please you in the bedroom lately but I think I might finally have something to help us"     She interestingly says " Really? "

He pulls out the box and says "Voodoo dick my wife "   And this huge rubbery dong hops out by itself like some kinda fucked up disney movie and proceeds to bang the hell out of his wife.  She is loving it, she's screaming, moaning, breaking shit off the headboard.  I think a candle or two fell, i dont remember.  Anyway so after a while he Says VOODOO DICK BOX.  It stops, and jumps back into the box.  "That was amazing!" she said.   They both went to sleep. 

The next morning he goes to work, and she decides she wants to have a little fun.   Gets the box out and when ready says VOODOO DICK ME'    so again the same routine, she's loving it and all that.  After a while she has had enough and says STOP, VOODOO DICK STOP.  But it continues to keep banging her with no mercy.   So she grabs it, throws it across the room and runs out of her house screaming.   She gets in her car all hysterical and naked.  Rolls up the windows and takes off down the freeway.   This possessed dick is hopping right along closely behind her. I am not sure how fast it was hopping, but def enough to get fined double in a work zone.  Anyway   This cop sees her and pulls her over and asks her to roll her window down and calmly explain why she is careening down the highway naked, with the windows rolled up.   

She finally catches her breath and the only babble the officer can make out is " THERE IS A VOODOO DICK CHASING ME" 

He looks at her in disbelief and replies with "VOODOO DICK, MY ASS!"

Has anyone mentioned french fries dipped in a chocolate malt?

So you basically showed a couple of your lackies this website, and you are apologizing in advance for the shit that makes it so awesome?   Another genius strategy.





Mr. Fidget ladies and gentlemen.

And since we know you have no friends other than your decrepit 70+ yr old mother who is paying your bills, I am just gonna assume any new accounts coming to your aid will be created by you.  That's how deep I see this psychosis going.

Quote from: eddie dean on July 28, 2014, 05:19:32 PM
Next week we will be discussing contemporary US politics and religion.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 28, 2014, 05:38:52 PM
So a roundtable with special (and I mean special) guests Falkie, Casio, Fidget and Jackstar is out of the question?

This is all too much!!!

Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 28, 2014, 05:05:32 PM
By the way, and for real:  is there no Gabcast tonight?  Is the next on August 4th? Much misinfo has been sewn here the last seventy-two psychotic hours.

Aug 4th is what I keep hearing. The summary highlight should be popcorn inducing. Participation certainly was

Quote from: coaster on July 12, 2014, 12:45:01 PM
I'm a huge fan of MST3K and Rifftrax. The last one I saw from Rifftrax was "Guy From Harlem" It was hilarious.

You should hear the call I made to Loye Hawkins, the gentleman who plays "the guy from harlem"  I sent it to Mike and he retweeted it. Ill see if I can dig it up


::edit:: found it  https://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/278165570120187904   Good times!

omg I just heard the prank call to the telemarketer with the soundboard.  That shit was amazing!!!

All this talk of "truce" and "cease fire" is making me think this guy is ready for online war!! Is this keyboard cowboy gonna affect my TaintCo stocks? 

Quote from: b_dubb on July 27, 2014, 10:22:07 PM
he said off the rails

Buckle up, homestuck
Buckle up, Homestuck

Analogkid,  are you the same analogkid01 from youtube that was awesome enough to upload all those mst3k eps?  If so, than sir you win the internet

Did Taintco stop using CFCs?

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 27, 2014, 05:28:08 PM
LOL  Sometimes one picture is worth a thousand words.

I couldn't agree more. If this was posted sooner, I wouldn't have to type a damn thing hahaha.  Keyboard was 3 days from retirement ::lethal weapon sax riff::

OH bart, its hard to talk about the gabcast when your girlfriend keeps talking about herself.   Why dont you put a lid on that cunt?  And I find it ironic that you constantly make posts about "what i keep talking about" while at the same time "keep talking about me"  If you were intelligent enough to catch the irony then maybe your posts would get funnier.  Ill hold my breath until then princess! Or maybe harassing forum users is how you choose to spend your time.  Taintco'd

NOW switching topics BACK to the GabCast,   I'd like to point out that I caught the last one, and your mics didnt sound that bad at all.  Are you guys using new equipment or still using skype?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 27, 2014, 05:04:36 PM

lmfao omg dude.  Best post in this entire thread.  Thank you DPS

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 27, 2014, 05:02:01 PM
   Nor is your professional nurse experience, or your inability to comment on the term catharsis.
mf
ps.

umad     And actually, Onan is a pretty interesting dude from what I've heard on the cast.   Far more than any of the bullshit you can come up with.   The difference between all of us and you Mr. Idgit , we didn't get ridiculed on a national radio program.   Using terms like  "cant take the heat" when your story is a cold dead fish, is really unfitting.     

Feel free to start your own fagcast to get your story out.  If you claim you have "all these business contacts", then getting an audience together shouldnt be too hard.  Best advice you are gonna get in here.

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 27, 2014, 04:42:26 PM
I must hang on Khameleon808's every post because I don't have anything else to talk about

Its ok cupcake, you can be my new fanboy.   Welcome aboard.  Ill iron my coattails to make sure you get a good grip.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 27, 2014, 04:53:26 PM
Does anyone know what day of the week the Gabcast will be broadcast?

"Aug 4th"  And I cant wait!!  This week's show should be quite the listen!

lol right. And if none of that happens... then what?  You pretty much saying you're gonna keep acting like a four-alarm faggot here unless you get what you want?  hahahah.  And what makes you think ANYONE will even listen or give a shit ?  Hasn't it been said over and over by other users that they don't CARE about your story?

Your truce, should consist of you not posting here EVER again.  Letting go of your 20 year butthurt and moving on with life.   The truce needs to happen with yourself since you are the one that fucked up your own life.

Some of us would actually like to talk about the gabcast here.  Believe it or not, people DONT wanna talk about you.  We are only put in a position of having to cause you wont simply shut the fuck up.    Same with me. I have a hard time shutting up while failed trash like you is allowed to parade around this site, shitting your personal issues all over everything.

You should seriously quit typing here if you really have any respect for the people that run this place.   

Here's a neat counter offer for you,  how about you stop posting your bullshit, and people here wont continue to disrespect you or your fantasy story.     

Sounds simple enough.   

I really doubt however that you are gonna get the gabcast crew to do what YOU want. When they could just ban your ass and be done with it.  Why bend over for someone who's butt already hurts?   

Grow up Fidgetdicks.    You were fun to troll yesterday, but you are really getting to be a one-note bore.   Yawn

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 27, 2014, 02:50:53 PM
One of Bart ell gifs got deleted because he directed a racial slur towards me... It started with N.

He called you a Noory?   THAT BASTARD!!!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 27, 2014, 02:41:27 PM
He has his own thread..he posts plagerised Gifs on it.

Makes sense.

So the mods are perfectly cool with shitstains like this on the site so long as they are not breaking any rules?  I always figured there were "exceptions" when the person is annoying as shit like Bart or Fidget.   Didn't jackstar get the boot for a moment because of something similar?      MV is a very merciful mod then.  Hats off to him for having the patience to let roaches run around.   

Bart, man you really gotta find something else in your day if THIS is all you can come up with. 

So I am asking you to just grow up and start posting like a normal person and not like one of Fidget's Bitches please.  If not, that's cool too. 
It your life.   Just thought Id ask nicely, like you nicely asked to dance.    Or continue being a faggity douchecanoe.  I just think you tryin to cash in on attention that was originally meant for Fidget is kinda selfish. 

If you start a thread called Bart Ell, maybe we can continue pointing out your intellectual shortcomings.  But as far as THIS thread is concerned,  should probably stick to talkin about the actual GABCAST.  Instead of desperately trying to be funny by misquoting people in an attempt to keep this bullshit going.   Just a suggestion.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 27, 2014, 02:27:51 PM

No, of course not. I don't know if you were here in the Falkie days? Now that was text wall ache. Casio was similar, but more odd. Fidget is harmless, but as you've pointed out (as we knew) he's just a self obsessed, pathetic never was businessman who simply cannot accept he was never destined for anything that could be called success.  I too have to (occasionally) sit on my hands to stop myself replying to his bollox and that of his bitch.
You're not singled out to stop posting, it's just we all succumb but we know deep down it's a frankly wasteful task trying to engage in any meaningful discussion with him; he's simply not wired up to accept anyone else's point of view or criticism.

I think I got here right around when Falkie got banned.  Like RIGHT when he did.  I submitted that PIZZA ROLLS edit I did and he invited me to view his youtube channel. I am not too familiar with WHO falkie is, but seeing his videos made me a bit creeped out.  I am sure he might be a nice guy to people who know him but there was just something a little off about his videos.  I dont wanna be mean to someone I have little information about but something just wasnt right with that guy haha. 

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 27, 2014, 02:27:25 PM
No problem. It was meant for the poster immediately above, not anyone else.

right on.  as long as you guys know i would never intentionally disrespect any of the long time regulars here.   I just saw an opportunity to poke a twitching snake and got overzealous.    Its been a good few months since someone that pathetic has came across my screen.  Was too much to resist.

But its out of my system now.   Again, my bad.   

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 27, 2014, 02:24:09 PM
ALL? Hey, this is the first time I posted and I wasn't even posting after you, so why the lecture? Way to go singling out the last poster who actually wasn't stirring the pot.

Sorry about that, I misread your use of the quote then. I thought you were seconding that "I LET IT GO"  if you were meaning the discussion in general, i apologize.    Its hard to read what it meant from just the "amen"   So if i jumped to conclusions, my bad. For real.  Wasn't my intention.

I didn't come to piss off the regulars.  In fact last time i checked, I thought I was on good terms with most of them.   I just came to bust this guy Fidget's chops to get him a bit more riled up and It just got a little nutty is all.   Normally I keep my responses down to 1 or 2 lines. But it was too much fun.   

I do apologize for lowering myself to that douchebag's level.   But I would like to post in the gabcast thread without having to see his bullshit on every page when he has his own thread.  idk

Quote from: onan on July 27, 2014, 02:16:16 PM
Point to Khameleon.

Yeah, Ill take the blame for this.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 27, 2014, 02:08:28 PM
Amen

Yah, god forbid the people telling other's "not to get butthurt" or to "let it go" don't respond to Fidget like 5 times in a row.    Why don't you ALL let it go?   I have tried 4 times to get the topic back on the fucking gabcast but people wanna still indulge these two cunts.  So as long as they are allowed to spew their shit, it wont get let go by anyone else.

Since topic derailment is not against the rules here, might as well join in on the fun. 

I even attempted to get Mr Faggit and his cheerleader to join us in the chat room so it wouldn't clutter up the forum anymore.  But guess who showed up?  About 3 or 4 people OTHER than him.  And they were telling me how funny it was that I was roasting fidget. 

I have ZERO problems dropping the discussion outright.  But when I see that it continues whether I stop or not, there is really no point in suppressing calling him a fucking tool anymore.   

I feed trolls.  Especially ones that cant seem to hold a steady job long enough to feed themselves.

Quote from: eddie dean on July 27, 2014, 07:54:09 AM
Let it go already.

Sure thing