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Quote from: K_Dubb on June 12, 2020, 05:44:34 PM
Definitely.  In the back alley/pickleball court.   Speaking of alleys, I would say the naval engagement is right up his alley, and that while Reminiscences of Prostate Exams Past is arguably also right up his alley (so to speak), he might want to reserve that material for when Mrs. Walks is being particularly ill-tempered.

I found A Proctologist Called Sausage Fingers a better read than Reminiscences of Prostate Exams Past.

https://youtu.be/nEuZeh6PB5Q
The timeless plan...

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 08, 2020, 04:34:53 PM
New AD

... Car has over 225,000 miles on it and needs possible replacement or further repair....

Why would anyone spend $3000 on a car that needs possible replacement?  I’m confusticated.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 07, 2020, 06:12:39 PM
Senda will finally get that .44 automag blast in the guts that he avoided oh so many years ago.

It is his destiny............

Fortunately both his and Kathy’s vital organs are well hidden and highly padded.

George wants Kathy to buy a gun.  That should end well.  What could go wrong?

Banned from George’s livestream for asking after his cars and talking about a dog I had to put down this week.  He is a fine, empathetic human.

Are there any riots planned this weekend against the buggery of kangaroos?  I need a new tv.

The only one that has made millions off the back of Senda is a bacterium.

Quote from: WOTR on June 05, 2020, 06:06:40 PM
I'll leave the real commentary for K_Dubb. However, I will simply observe that check pants should not be stretched to the point where the squares all deform... Also, everything on their clothing draws the line horizontally. Vertical stripes may have been a better choice for these ladies.

They’d have to be thick, bold, strong vertical stripes.  Otherwise they might become horizontal stripes.

I think there might be a market for Seda Musk(tm).

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 05, 2020, 01:07:50 PM
No pictures of the interior either. That is important to most folks. I wonder how it looks after the “cleaning”.

Like Senda’s toilet after he gorges on KFC.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 04, 2020, 05:39:30 PM
I wonder if the store owner would have the unmitigated gall to ignore your birthday email wishes to him? The world is filled with inhuman monsters. :

And I was worried I played it too subtle. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 04, 2020, 03:29:16 PM
That’s what I was expecting too...obviously.

Me three, what a disappointment.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 04, 2020, 05:01:47 PM
The story of a man and his dog. 

Man enters some sort of head shop kind of joint -  supposedly in NYC.  There are two coppers present. Unconcerned the man pulls out a knife while still holding onto his dogs leash.  One cop legs it and the other flees behind the counter with the clerk.  Guy with the knife demands a pack of smokes, which the clerk starts to hand over.  However since the guy still has the doggo, he has a dilemma.  Doggo in one hand, knife in the other - how does he get the smokes?  While he is trying to figure that gordian knot  out the clerk disarms him with ease.  The cop who legged it comes back to block the exit.  Totally screwed the robber puts his hands up which means the doggo is free.  It is a stalemate for a few seconds but when it is obvious that the coppers aren't going to do anything, the guy just strolls out.  Looks like maybe there was some backup out there that gave a shit so maybe the guy got collared - maybe not.




https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1268616213959266304/pu/vid/1252x720/gHQYPHWU8we_uClD.mp4

What a horrible human being abandoning a dog like that.  I bet it was a female dog which makes it doubly worse.  I hope there were no misogynistic songs playing in the store or he would be eligible for the death penalty.

Nihilism sounds exhausting.


https://youtu.be/UOY5OzdXU18

We could blast Jojo’s latest screed against George Noory.  If that doesn’t disperse a crowd I don’t know what will.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 31, 2020, 06:42:19 PM
So aren’t you also virtue signalling by that standard by posting that you were already flauting public health orders before I did? Seems kinda desperate actually.

I suppose it could be taken that way.  Like I said we agree much mor than we disagree. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 31, 2020, 04:41:57 PM
How is defying public orders considered “virtue signalling?” Today’s SJW would be the ones trying to scold me for doing it. I’d tell you to pull your head out of your ass but it seems like it’s up there pretty good.

Defying public orders. As I said no one follows those where I live.  There are mandatory face mask covering “regulations” and only ~30% of the people here are complying.  Pull my head out of my ass?  It seems like an impossible feat for you since they are interconnected.     

Hey Stellar.  I hope all is well. 

Manhattans made with rye are tasty.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 31, 2020, 08:29:24 AM
I highly recommend it! I also gave a seig heil salute to a woman at a coffee shop who was getting into this a bit too much. I shouted, “Jawholl!” as I did it.

P.S. Coward! :

My amusement was that you actually had to post that here.  I have never followed them and see people violating them all the time.  Almost as good as you NPC work.  Don’t be mad, we agree on many things.  It is your demeanor and virtue signaling  that amuses me.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 30, 2020, 12:27:35 PM
So, is anyone noticing the pattern yet? Run a psyop until it fails (which it inevitably does) and then just move onto the next one and ride that until it inevitably fails. Never let up!

Civil war time yet?

When I ask this I don’t really mean a war against each other but with the people and organizations that are geared for this. They’ve proven time and time again that they’re willing and able to take this to the streets and do; and they keep getting away with it too. Isn’t it time to jam some strategic nukes so far up Soro’s, et al’s ass that this never happens again? Asking for a bunch of friends.

I plan to follow your brave lead and walk the wrong way in the grocery store aisles.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 28, 2020, 10:08:19 AM

Jones has you covered:

I’m missing the “Live Free or Die” state, although it was becoming the “Live Free Or Die Unless the Government Tells Me Not To” state.

Went to the grocery store this morning and found out masks are now mandatory here.

Quote from: Hog on May 28, 2020, 08:07:20 AM
Evinrude outboard engines are now a thing of the past.  Coronavirus is to blame.

peace
Hog

I’m sure it will be included in the death toll.  Maybe even multiple times. If only we had more ventilators testing masks it would have made it.

Quote from: albrecht on May 26, 2020, 06:45:16 PM
Forget the Form 4473 and the gun deals maybe the government minions should go after sales receipts of Sansabelt pants, "blue-listed" and camped and- the "red list" for those who bought a button "extender." In keeping with K_Dubbs war on the fatties. Obviously TSA records can be scoured to determine everyone who needed one of those seatbelt extenders on flights. Immediate "red list."

https://www.amazon.com/Comfy-Buttons-Jeans-3-pack-Extenders/dp/B017WQY5XC

I’m sure you could get a list of people who made purchases at the big and fat type stores.

Why are the polls that show Biden ahead of Trump expected to be more accurate than the polls that showed Trump had no chance against Hillary?  Asking because everyone seems to have forgotten the past.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 26, 2020, 04:28:10 AM
Meanwhile, in the hell hole of the NYC metro.

https://twitter.com/McauleyHolmes/status/1264721468761481216

Who would have thought a bunch of masked people would gang up on someone and bully them.  There ought to be a law about wearing masks in public.  Wait a minute...
p.s.  I’m sure if the mob turned ugly and killed the poor woman it would have been reported as a COVID death.

Quote from: Lilith on May 22, 2020, 09:48:37 PM

That ghost must be ripped, I wonder if it is on steroids.

Quote from: WOTR on May 23, 2020, 01:35:14 AM
I really want to know the backstory to that. It's not like it is just smouldering a little- that is a full out "crotch fire."

The truth wouldn’t do it justice.  My imagination has provided several possibities, but it is the not knowing that gives the clip its mystery.