BellGab.com Archive

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 20, 2021, 05:22:03 PM
Don’t you think this intentional because of Texas’ independent spirit? Don’t you think they’re just trying to break you so you’ll comply?

You need to do some reading and research about ERCOT.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 06:57:01 PM
I hate it when you have ham for breakfast and then later you smell down your shirt and you kind of smell like ham.

Trolling for bears with ham, what has happened to BellGab?

https://youtu.be/Z6ZEB0KiH9k

Quote from: albrecht on February 19, 2021, 03:33:16 PM
You missed out on not only some interesting theories and conversation but likely some interesting haircuts!

I already had many interesting conversations with him.  This one was a little too intense and I realized lots of other people could provide conversation and cut my hair.

When I was in high school my regular barber of many years told me he had deciphered when the end times were coming.  He showed me an interview he had in the local rag.  Next haircut I had a new barber.

https://youtu.be/7qLDygaXZFQ

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 17, 2021, 06:53:04 PM
If you listen closely you can hear            the menacing jiggle of blubber hahhaha

Shade in summer, warmth in winter.

Quote from: chefist on February 16, 2021, 06:59:47 PM
I don't want to make light of your heartache, man.

I was rooting for both of you! I thought true love would prevail...I'm sad the way this whole situation transpired.

Plenty of BallGrab fish in the sea my friend...cheers!

I still am rooting for them.  For all the filth and vitriol they fling  at each other, blaming each other for their own faults, you can tell it is done out of a deep seated true love.

Quote from: Stellar on February 16, 2021, 12:10:28 PM
All you fucking babies get your vaccine and your done now fuck off.

I have it done round two soon there's no global conspiracy get a fucking life ok.  NOw fuck off.

I agree there is no global conspiracy, but there is a slightly tested “vaccine” using a new technology that may or may not give you immunity for 3-6 months unless it doesn’t.   Do some research on earlier animal experiments with this technology, they are sobering.  I will admit that if we get a handle on this technology it could eliminate a lot of horrible disease but I prefer not to be an early adopter.  Who voted you the arbiter of what is real and what is conspiracy?

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 14, 2021, 07:10:55 PM
No, in an emergency we just call our block commissar who serves on behalf of the neighborhood soviet.

Does the block commissar control the Fire Delivery Service?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 14, 2021, 03:57:56 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/catturd2/status/1359522228220657664

I’m sure the MSM will have a featured story on that!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 14, 2021, 04:42:04 PM
I need to use both hands.

Sounds like you have this day well in hands!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 14, 2021, 03:40:48 PM
The happiest couple:

Give your right hand a break and date your left tonight?   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 12, 2021, 04:16:11 PM
You’re already gay...but yes, it will make you gayer.

Sorry to disappoint you but I am not gay.  And I can comprehend multiple sentences and paragraphs.  Just think of the implications if the microchip makes you gay, gay people will become straight and straight people will become gay!

Will the microchips make us gay?

Woo Hoo!  4 shots a year for life!  What a small price to pay to get some of the crumbs of your freedom back.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 10, 2021, 01:02:39 AM
This isn't weird. Its sick.

Fair point, I only peek in through my fingers like Hobbes.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 09, 2021, 07:13:45 PM
Wah wah wah
Call the Wambulance

https://youtu.be/C36qolRLe5s

I think your crack legal team would advise you to stop posting.  Hell, even Dewey, Screwum and Howe would give this advice.

Eveytime I think BellGab can’t get weirder I am proven wrong.

Just did my 2020 taxes and I will get 3/4 of the original stimulus check as a credit.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 06, 2021, 07:58:06 PM
I've got a spare penis mightier I'm not using--I came to bargain.

You might want to hang onto that...

https://youtu.be/8aH3H1auHcA

It is sad that this is what passes for enlightenment these days. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 06, 2021, 07:25:12 PM
Is what?

It just is.  Or less obliquely, is is what is is and isn’t what is isn’t.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 06, 2021, 07:19:06 PM

What is is is.

Quote from: pate on February 05, 2021, 02:03:37 AM
Is there a corollary to that?  i.e.  Is something that is not written as Law but enforced as Law a law?

Something that is enforced as a law but is not, is.  This also seems to explain most of my confusion at what is happening in the world.

Quote from: polydipsia on February 04, 2021, 09:58:40 PM
I did do some research on a prominent Bellgab personality. Here it is:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2790931/

Yet here you are.  It says much more about you than any prominent BellGab personality. 

Please reopen for vacations!

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 04, 2021, 02:04:21 PM
will die alone, unmourned, and unloved.

And fat.

Why didn’t he just go to the store and pick up the phone?