BELLGAB WILL BE CLOSING SOON!

[Swishypants]

Gotta take a leak?

[Gd5150]

What’d I miss?

[Swishypants]

We're all going for Jack-in-the-box Taco's after we sink this sadass boat! Half price if you vomit first!

[PB the Deplorable]

... ps...I know MV hates him...

Not enough shitty drumming?

[Swishypants]

What’d I miss?

MV has gone for dynamite, and Art is wanting a Dirty Sanchez now, because he was already too drunk for the Blumpkin to get him there!

https://youtu.be/bvEexTomE1I

[Dr. MD MD]

The wrap up band has been booked..They look very Bell Gab.

It's that British/gay thing again.  :

[Swishypants]

It's that British/gay thing again.  :

That's your new DADDY now! We sold you to Pud for a meat-pie!

[PB the Deplorable]

We're all going for Jack-in-the-box Taco's after we sink this sadass boat! Half price if you vomit first!

It's your fault Pony Boy won't be joining us

[Swishypants]

It's your fault Pony Boy won't be joining us

Got to starve her out, and return her to the dick! It's out of my hands! She's here anyway. She's hooked on this candy!

[albrecht]

We're all going for Jack-in-the-box Taco's after we sink this sadass boat! Half price if you vomit first!

Why do I still eat those things? This article from almost last year had me spitting coffee on my paper because it was spot-on with the phenomena of Jack-in-the-Box tacos. They aren't good tacos but oddly popular and, I admit, I'm a part of the problem.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/americans-eat-554-million-jack-in-the-box-tacos-a-year-and-no-one-knows-why-1483465285

[Swishypants]

Why do I still eat those things? This article from almost last year had me spitting coffee on my paper because it was spot-on with the phenomena of Jack-in-the-Box tacos. They aren't good tacos but oddly popular and, I admit, I'm a part of the problem.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/americans-eat-554-million-jack-in-the-box-tacos-a-year-and-no-one-knows-why-1483465285

Because they remind everyone of being 19, drunk, broke, and happy as fuck! Disgusting God damn things! So good!

[ItsOver]

Why do I still eat those things? This article from almost last year had me spitting coffee on my paper because it was spot-on with the phenomena of Jack-in-the-Box tacos. They aren't good tacos but oddly popular and, I admit, I'm a part of the problem.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/americans-eat-554-million-jack-in-the-box-tacos-a-year-and-no-one-knows-why-1483465285

"More than 1,000 times a minute, someone bites into what has been described as a wet envelope of cat foodâ€"and keeps eating."

LOL. 

[Swishypants]

"More than 1,000 times a minute, someone bites into what has been described as a wet envelope of cat foodâ€"and keeps eating."

LOL. 

Art lives on 'em! 71. Smokes. Bangs Asian Broads non-stop! Has 47 inter-linked Double-wides! Eats da Teah-couws! You can't argue with success!

[Dr. MD MD]

"More than 1,000 times a minute, someone bites into what has been described as a wet envelope of cat foodâ€"and keeps eating."

LOL. 

[Swishypants]

Nerd rock on LOK! Hit it Peaches!

https://youtu.be/EZB-DUCrhVQ

[chefist]

I love you miserable bastards...Happy New Year!

[albrecht]

"More than 1,000 times a minute, someone bites into what has been described as a wet envelope of cat foodâ€"and keeps eating."

LOL. 

If I had a vote the author of that article would be getting Pulitzer. Relevant, well-written, hilarious, and attempting to described a phenomena, both in culture, but also in business- they sell a hell of a lot of those tacos! Not "fake news," so, of course rejected by the Pulitzer committee.

[ItsOver]

Damn, I wish.

Taco, Regular Filling Ingredients: Beef, Chicken, Water, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour,
Caramel Color), Defatted Soy Grits, Seasoning (Chili Pepper, Corn Maltodextrin, Spices, Bleached
Enriched Wheat Flour [Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid], Salt,
Garlic Powder, Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy, and Wheat Proteins, Monosodium Glutamate, Onion Powder,
Natural Flavors, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Succinic Acid), Salt, Tomato Paste,
Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic
Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Sulfiting Agent).

Defatted Soy Grits?  I never knew there were soy grits and why bother defatting them for this creation?

[wr250]

Defatted Soy Grits?  I never knew there were soy grits and why bother defatting them for this creation?

because they are greasy enough as is.

[Swishypants]

I love you miserable bastards...Happy New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOMELESS BITCHES! Go forth from this place and DESTROY!!!

[TigerLily]

Bellgab is closing? Like I care

[Gd5150]

Time to take on the world...post Bellgab.

[albrecht]

Damn, I wish.

Taco, Regular Filling Ingredients: Beef, Chicken, Water, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour,
Caramel Color), Defatted Soy Grits, Seasoning (Chili Pepper, Corn Maltodextrin, Spices, Bleached
Enriched Wheat Flour [Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid], Salt,
Garlic Powder, Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy, and Wheat Proteins, Monosodium Glutamate, Onion Powder,
Natural Flavors, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Succinic Acid), Salt, Tomato Paste,
Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic
Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Sulfiting Agent).

Defatted Soy Grits?  I never knew there were soy grits and why bother defatting them for this creation?

I'm most suspect of what the "natural flavors" and "natural flavor" are? This would seem to be a way of hiding something. I also love that we "bleach" flour and then add stuff back into it- so it has some nutritional value (per a government statutory minimum.)
ps: Worchestershire Sauce should also contain anchovies. Is that the natural flavor they mention but hide?

[Swishypants]

Time to take on the world...post Bellgab.

There's somethin' out there, and it ain't human! GET SOME!

[Swishypants]

Bellgab is closing? Like I care

WET MOP HONEY! KA-PAW!!!

[Swishypants]

Art didn't use it, but I like it! Thanks WD-40!

https://youtu.be/bCFkSAqqMLs

[Swishypants]

"Pat" eat's PMC COCK! Bird Watcher!

https://youtu.be/wTkCopJjUp8

[heater]

Welcome to the new BellGab!

[Swishypants]

Where is Ohura? I want that BLACKASS!!!

[Swishypants]

Welcome to the new BellGab!

Shit is FOR REAL Big-STOOP!

https://youtu.be/_c51qJ3Ad_4