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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 19, 2017, 06:35:00 PM
podcast? 

Is she doing a live show or not?

Maybe it's her walking around the lake asking questions thing.

Quote from: zatsunething01🇯🇵🗾🗼🎋🌸🐙🐲🐼 on April 19, 2017, 06:32:05 PM
https://twitter.com/HauntedSkeptic_/status/854854708091138048

Surprise, surprise.  There is still time for a last minute paper cut.

I got it.  Just providing the facts ma'am. 

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 19, 2017, 06:14:05 PM
Were you in Martinez?

No, Portsmouth NH.

I'd spend $100 on a meal for myself over donating to Falkie any day.

I e been on a business trip for the last month.  I'm sitting in a nice restaurant sipping a rye Manhattan, contemplating what wine to order with my rack of lamb, and reading the Falkie thread.   Seems to me one of these activities doesn't belong.

It's hard to write without a keyboard.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 19, 2017, 03:44:19 PM
George said he was writing a children's book based on a funny thing tha Kathy said.

I'm not hungry?

Not the worst experience but one that left me scratching my head.  I went into the restroom at an insurance company and found two empty candy wrappers on one of the urinals.  I wondered if he enjoyed the treats before, during or after a piss.  Was the piss so long as to require sustenance?  Were the treats used to lure someone into an illicit tryst?  I tried to figure out who did it all day to no avail.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM
I pray nightly that your balls shrivel to the size of peanuts.

I thought shrivel meant get smaller.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 19, 2017, 01:39:44 PM
So he is trying to get the inspection delayed. Doesn't that tell them that his place is always a mess? The point of an inspction is not to see if he can get it clean it is to see if he keeps it that way.

And his big issue is the bathroom floor, it needs a solid scrubbing.
That is just nasty.

Maybe someone can donate toilet targets.

Time to return to happier times in the thread;  Fuck Falkie with a dozen potted cacti.

Quote from: Norm on April 19, 2017, 01:02:23 AM
That was me, I sent George $1500 to help with his expenses, next week I'll send him another gift via PayPal. We've got to get him up and making more videos.

A fool and his money...

I wish suicide murders would catch on.  The world would be a better place.

Quote from: zeebo on April 17, 2017, 10:02:19 PM
Somehow I ended up popcorn-trail walking through some old posts, and rediscovered this gem - from an earlier, cheerier time on this thread.  I've been hearing it all day in my head.  Actually I hope it stops soon.

Wow.  I was a different person before the implosion.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on April 17, 2017, 11:36:37 PM
First comes loves then comes marriage then comes George with enough time to be a YouTube Super Star.

I don't think there has ever been nor will ever be that much time.

Waiting for all that help sounds exhausting.

How is Dick's semenal work coming?

Quote from: rekcuf on April 17, 2017, 04:44:14 PM
Did The Master pass his inspection?

Yes, he has worms.

Will the American Gods television show be any good?  I'm usually dissapointed with adaptations of books.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 17, 2017, 08:00:36 AM
Well, she's an old keyboard but I feel she has more mileage to give.  Can you quote me estimate for a new space bar?

I would if I could but my quote key is broken.

Quote from: whoozit on April 16, 2017, 05:37:18 AM
Make sure she stays away from New Orleans or she'll put on weight.

No American Gods fans here.   

Quote from: TigerLily on April 16, 2017, 12:30:05 AM
Firstly the children are welcomed by the Pagan God of Eostre who makes all their wishes come true

Make sure she stays away from New Orleans or she'll put on weight.

Quote from: ©StarrMountain® 2010 on April 13, 2017, 11:23:50 PM
Hubble Sees Something Huge Coming Out of Uranus.    

https://youtu.be/BXjU8Kzxhjg

Better Uranus than Myanus.

I liked the Farrah Fawcett one that was popular when I was very young.

Quote from: brig on April 14, 2017, 04:58:33 AM
Sounds like George needs an IMac G3 keyboard, before he will be able to do another video. He got coffee on his last one while doing his live broadcast last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_--so1XxE

I haven't watched one of George's live streams.  Do any of them not end in a plea for cash?

Technically every number is a multiple of 19.5.  Don't let pesky things like facts get in the way of a pet theory.

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 12, 2017, 09:32:03 PM
So what is on everybody's Easter menu, assuming that you observe Easter and are cooking?

Bunny.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 12, 2017, 06:59:00 PM
***BREAKING NEWS***  -  KATHY'S KORNER RETURNS!!!

http://youtu.be/BBZrpK336HU

Who used who?  I'm going to break one of my rules, but all I could think of was this could be a sequel to Sleepless in Seattle, Toothless in Martinez.  Remember kids, stay in school.

If this wasn't so expensive I'd send some to Falkie.