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Started by Jackstar, September 22, 2016, 01:21:25 PM

Jackstar

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 19, 2017, 11:11:10 AM
negative olfactory experiences in the Pike's Place fish market.


can confirm
source: can smell from here

Jackstar

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 19, 2017, 10:51:54 AM
Literally, a fish has never been eaten by me.


I've got some brislings from Latvia in a jar over here. I don't think you know what you're missing.

Flee from the Pacific flesh.

Jackstar

Quote from: Taaroa on February 19, 2017, 10:58:16 AM
Fish done right can be delicious...





I think it's important for the reader to recognize that this is a picture of like ninety bucks' worth.

If someone isn't into sushi at this point, they may best investigate other hobbies, like, say, wine collecting, or collecting rare Stardivarius instruments, or long-form drosage.

Jackstar

I actually am Dr. Cox.


DO NOT BLOW MY COVER

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar ⚔⚔ on February 19, 2017, 12:51:04 PM
I've got some brislings from Latvia in a jar over here.


Ladies: you had your chance.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Taaroa on February 19, 2017, 10:58:16 AM
So is there some kind of reason behind it? Fish done right can be delicious...



Yes, especially trouser trout, but there's a lot of time and work involved to get it right.  After you split it, gut it, and behead it, it has to be tenderized or it's tough as leather.  You can either tenderize it in a marinade, the timing is important, or beat the hell out of it with a tenderizer mallet. 

Personally, trouser trout is way too salty for my taste.  I really don't care for it. ::)

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 19, 2017, 10:51:54 AM
Literally, a fish has never been eaten by me.

You're not missing anything. Inedible creatures, fish.

MV/Liberace!

I'm submitting this post in my boxers.

Jackstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M



I just noticed that all the dancers in the background--all--are men in drag.


LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS VIDEO


zeebo

In these trouble times I've found refuge binge-watching the competition show "Forged in Fire" on History Channel.  I can't get enough of watching molten steel made into unnecessary weapons which are then used to unnecessarily obliterate defenseless grocery items.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar ℗ ® © on September 22, 2016, 01:21:25 PM
I have very deliberately turned my entire life into an elaborate meta-troll over the course of the last twenty years.


YOU WISH I WERE KIDDING



Actually, the truth is--I don't even keep a diary.

Far too easy.



Jackstar

Quotea “spectral signature” showing that this aircraft had aboard it a virus not contained in any Earth database


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWi65kJZOC4


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on May 02, 2017, 01:56:38 AM
likely to accept fashion tips from the coked-out whores who routinely service him


I started this way, and, God willing, that's how I'll finish.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 02, 2017, 01:10:02 PM
just having another acid flashback


I have taken shitloads of acid, and I have never had a "flashback."
This is an urban legend, and is obviously, heavily promulgated by COINTELPRO.


Not one flashback. Ever. I demand refunds.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on May 02, 2017, 01:19:50 PM

I have taken shitloads of acid, and I have never had a "flashback."
This is an urban legend, and is obviously, heavily promulgated by COINTELPRO.


Not one flashback. Ever. I demand refunds.

I was thinking the same thing as I was writing that.  ;D

Quote from: ©StarrMountain® 2010 on March 31, 2017, 01:33:05 PM

Personally, trouser trout is way too salty for my taste.  I really don't care for it. ::)
You need to tenderize it with a hammer.

whoozit

I've never eaten poop but often use the phrase "This tastes like shit". 

coaster

Quote from: whoozit on May 02, 2017, 01:50:34 PM
I've never eaten poop but often use the phrase "This tastes like shit".
If you have eaten anything from a grocery store you've eaten fecal matter.

coaster

Quote from: Σ> on March 31, 2017, 07:58:05 PM
You're not missing anything. Inedible creatures, fish.
I'll make your point moot now. Fried catfish.

Quote from: coaster on May 04, 2017, 05:22:30 PM
If you have eaten anything from a grocery store you've eaten fecal matter.


bateman

Quote from: coaster on May 04, 2017, 05:22:30 PM
If you have eaten anything from a grocery store you've eaten fecal matter.

Motherfucker.

ShayP

For a month the only woman I would fap to was Melissa McCarthy.  Just for a month. I have no attraction anymore whatsoever.  Just for that one month...for some reason.

By the way, catfish is delicious.

bateman

Quote from: ShayP on May 05, 2017, 04:59:13 PM
For a month the only woman I would fap to was Melissa McCarthy.  Just for a month. I have no attraction anymore whatsoever.  Just for that one month...for some reason.

By the way, catfish is delicious.


Our summer intern this year is a dreadfully serious young  engineering student named Claire.

We stayed late last night and decorated her cube in an outer space type theme - painted styrofoam planets, cut out stars and the like.
When she came in this morning we played this for her.   Drove her out of her gourd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjAzI5zALo

Jackstar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2017, 05:21:54 PM
a dreadfully serious young  engineering student

Who does she think killed Kennedy? Ask her this--and film it--please, I'm begging you.

Then, at the end, follow up with "...who is John Galt?"

Comedy gold.


Quote from: Jackstar on May 05, 2017, 05:25:22 PM
Who does she think killed Kennedy? Ask her this--and film it--please, I'm begging you.

Then, at the end, follow up with "...who is John Galt?"

Comedy gold.

I'll see what I can do Jack.   Don't expect much, she's kind of a young, Asian, female version of Neil Armstrong. 

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 27, 2016, 11:09:30 AM
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

Sounds good!

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