Things that are never going to happen

[aldousburbank]

Here's a few for starters:

Hillary Clinton releases "tell all" autobiography.

Jodie Foster announces the birth of her first child.

Gainfully employed George Senda is seen driving his new car in Martinez.

George Noory interviews Art Bell on C2C.

Major Ed Dames says "See I told you so!"

[Ciardelo]

Art Bell interviews anybody ever again.

Peace in the Middle East.

Face tattoos become commonplace.

[mikuthing01]

The jews admitting the holocaust was a lie

[chinaclipper]

mikuthing01🕍✡️🕎 becoming an adult/

[mikuthing01]

mikuthing01🕍✡️🕎 becoming an adult/

Glad someone here supports my research, i been studying the holohoax since i was 18 and the evidence is overwhelming that it was a fraud.

[zeebo]

Finding a Bigfoot on the show "Finding Bigfoot".

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Finding a Bigfoot on the show "Finding Bigfoot".

I'll see you and raise you the plumbers finding a ghost on Ghost Hunters.

[ItsOver]

Yorkshire Pud having Donald Trump's love child.

George Noory quitting C2CAM after proclaiming "BellGab was right.  I suck!"

MV telling a BellGab newcomer to get lost and stop posting.

[Rix Gins]

Those two brothers finding the big treasure on Oak Island.

[Gruntled]

Those two brothers finding the big treasure on Oak Island.

Heh, Heh. :

[MV/Liberace!]

The jews admitting the holocaust was a lie

do you really believe that?  really?

[mikuthing01]

do you really believe that?  really?

miku does not want to open that can of worms

[Richard Groyper]

miku does not want to open that can of worms

This requires  (((two))) memes.

[Richard Groyper]

Hello there. Oh, it's you

[Richard Groyper]

"The foreskins, burry them all. They're so tasty. I need to save me from myself..."

[mikuthing01]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE!

[effluenza]