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Things That Annoy You

Started by onan, May 22, 2011, 02:41:35 AM

JackstarsEx

Let the wanking begin.

*Facepalm*

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:08:16 AM
This better, ex lover mine?

Hands up those who didn't notice she was wearing a hat? ;D

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:09:35 AM
Hands up those who didn't notice she was wearing a hat? ;D

... I'm not wearing a hat.
And I have no doubt you won't notice that.

jackstar never appreciated the full-figured lover he had, because he took every chance to destroy what could have been.

True story.
I got LOTS of emails as proof.

But there's that whole defamation of reputation thing.
I'm 'being careful'
Or as careful as he's been with MY feelings about ANYTHING.

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:09:35 AM
Hands up those who didn't notice she was wearing a hat? ;D
What?

paladin1991

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:11:54 AM
... I'm not wearing a hat.
And I have no doubt you won't notice that.

jackstar never appreciated the full-figured lover he had, because he took every chance to destroy what could have been.

True story.
I got LOTS of emails as proof.

But there's that whole defamation of reputation thing.
I'm 'being careful'
Or as careful as he's been with MY feelings about ANYTHING.
Wait a minute.  We leave our character at the door when we enter here.  Then, we become characters.

Jackstar

See above, re: subject, "Things That Annoy You"


Is this really the best handle you could come up with? "JackstarsEx" Seriously?? Here, let me help you out... "Jackstalker." See? That would have been charming. It also doesn't need an apostrophe to keep you from looking like a great ghit. Maybe it isn't too late to change--MV, a little help here?

Instead, you've allowed me to hang you with the moniker, "The Shrew." One has already concurred; a majority to follow. And you just whisked that opportunity away, so you could call yourself "my" ex.

I got news for you, Chica--you are a lot of men's ex.

onan

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:11:54 AM
... I'm not wearing a hat.
And I have no doubt you won't notice that.

jackstar never appreciated the full-figured lover he had, because he took every chance to destroy what could have been.

True story.
I got LOTS of emails as proof.

But there's that whole defamation of reputation thing.
I'm 'being careful'
Or as careful as he's been with MY feelings about ANYTHING.

Welcome to the forum... have fun?

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:13:30 AM
See above, re: subject, "Things That Annoy You"



I got news for you, Chica--you are a lot of men's ex.
Yeah, but do they all live in Texas?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 31, 2014, 03:12:03 AM
What?

It's the 'who noticed the mouse sitting on the cake' analogy.

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:13:30 AM
See above, re: subject, "Things That Annoy You"


Is this really the best handle you could come up with? "JackstarsEx" Seriously?? Here, let me help you out... "Jackstalker." See? That would have been charming.

You say this because you've never fully admitted to stalking LILY, a woman that wished, and continues to wish, NOTHING to do with you.

QuoteIt also doesn't need an apostrophe to keep you from looking like a great ghit. Maybe it isn't too late to change--MV, a little help here?

Instead, you've allowed me to hang you with the moniker, "The Shrew." One has already concurred; a majority to follow. And you just whisked that opportunity away, so you could call yourself "my" ex.

I got news for you, Chica--you are a lot of men's ex.

I enjoy "The Shrew" 
RE: I always loved Kate.

You're not doing yourself any favors by showing everyone here...
YOU'RE AFRAID TO TALK TO ME OFFLINE.

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:15:46 AM
It's the 'who noticed the mouse sitting on the cake' analogy.

It's the "It's not my fault I don't take a bunch of pics and I only happen to have the one with my rack showing when I went on Vaca two years back" thing, actually.

GOD.  Men are DENSE when it comes to boobs.

bigchucka

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 02:51:48 AM
Why?  So you can wank off to me?  No thanks.
I know I'm attractive.
And I hate it.
Because men like Jackstar prey on women like me.
And I don't know you - don't need another one - am still HEAVILY SCARRED from the last.

Capiche?

Women will in most occasions turn down the opportunity to date a nice guy in order to date an asshole.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:13:30 AM
See above, re: subject, "Things That Annoy You"

I got news for you, Chica--you are a lot of men's ex.

Oh dear...now you did it. Saying that to a woman is only going to result in pain...Yours.

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:15:46 AM
It's the 'who noticed the mouse sitting on the cake' analogy.
There's no mouse.  And no cake, sucker!  Those are donuts!  See, I didn't even look at the hooters.

Oh.

Damn.

paladin1991

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:17:25 AM
It's the "It's not my fault I don't take a bunch of pics and I only happen to have the one with my rack showing when I went on Vaca two years back" thing, actually.

GOD.  Men are DENSE when it comes to boobs.
Well, quite honestly, so are those boobs. :o

BobGrau

Yep, beginning to remember why I avoided internet forums between approx. 2001-2009

Catsmile

Fuck me... so it begins. Talk about not knowing Jack Shit, if only.
http://youtu.be/Me-VhC9ieh0

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:17:57 AM
Oh dear...now you did it. Saying that to a woman is only going to result in pain...Yours.

Actually.
I am a lot of men's ex's.
None of THEM promised me they weren't like the others, the way he did.
And at least he's being honest.
Which is more than I can say he was when we were dating.

bigchucka

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 31, 2014, 02:53:02 AM
Oh.  So a bit of whips and dips and other assorted party favors, eh?  You sound like a fun date.

Or maybe took her down to Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

http://youtu.be/oNoXy3MsC3Y

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:17:25 AM
It's the "It's not my fault I don't take a bunch of pics and I only happen to have the one with my rack showing when I went on Vaca two years back" thing, actually.

GOD.  Men are DENSE when it comes to boobs.


It wasn't a reflection of you..I was pointing out men's (and some women's) natural point of eye contact. I was actually making fun of that, not you. No offence intended...Carry on with your unravelling of Jackshit...

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:21:56 AM

Carry on with your unravelling of Jackshit...

There was that one time...
Where I got to tell the ex he cheated on me with how he found her to be a lame stick in bed.
I don't think he'd admitted that to her.

But as you're noticing
I ain't got no shame!

Shame?
Never got me anywhere I enjoyed.

paladin1991

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:23:15 AM
There was that one time...
Where I got to tell the ex he cheated on me with how he found her to be a lame stick in bed.
I don't think he'd admitted that to her.

But as you're noticing
I ain't got no shame!

Shame?
Never got me anywhere I enjoyed.
Oh baby.  Wait for me to come back.  I need to go pour a Scotch for the pain.  My face is killing me fm laughing so hard.

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:13:30 AM
so you could call yourself "my" ex.


I like to be open.  Honest.  Sincere.

And my name personifies every reason I'm going to take every chance I get to point out your lying behaviors.

Exactly as I desire.
no questions asked!!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:23:15 AM
There was that one time...
Where I got to tell the ex he cheated on me with how he found her to be a lame stick in bed.
I don't think he'd admitted that to her.

But as you're noticing
I ain't got no shame!

Shame?
Never got me anywhere I enjoyed.

I don't know how it works in the USA, but here it's the man who has the erm, stick in bed...

Only sayin.

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 31, 2014, 03:26:46 AM
I don't know how it works in the USA, but here it's the man who has the erm, stick in bed...

Only sayin.

That's because he possibly won't admit there was no stick in bed.
Lame, huh?
He won't talk about it... and lies TO THIS DAY that it happened at all.

JackstarsEx

Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:13:30 AM
Here, let me help you out...

Except by having a conversation with you.
Apparently you don't help THAT way.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:28:53 AM
That's because he possibly won't admit there was no stick in bed.
Lame, huh?
He won't talk about it... and lies TO THIS DAY that it happened at all.


Couldn't he have taken something? Viagra? Maybe it was stress related?

bigchucka

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 31, 2014, 03:25:22 AM
Oh baby.  Wait for me to come back.  I need to go pour a Scotch for the pain.  My face is killing me fm laughing so hard.

Art/DarkPenguin....  HAL9000/Lilly... wonder when it's all said and done how this one will rate in comparison?

JackstarsEx

And now he's gone and blocked me.

Fella's...
THE SHREW WINS.

*yawn* 

Though truth be told?
One of you probably pities the poor fool and is helping him wank it off right now.

Good for you!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: bigchucka on May 31, 2014, 03:35:21 AM
Art/DarkPenguin....  HAL9000/Lilly... wonder when it's all said and done how this one will rate in comparison?

Hal was a sociopath. Lilly was just angry..REALLY angry. Jackshit's ex is REALLY angry and smells his blood. Any guy who goes toe to toe on the net with a pissed off ex partner is being either really brave or really really stupid.

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