George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HorrorReporter]

Should he just embrace the silver, or should he also embrace the receding hairline?

AMEN!

[Major Ed Damien]

George is a member of Hair Club for Aliens.

Add a dye job to that mustache, and he's got a time machine for his head.

[yumyumtree]

Hemp and chemtrails tonight.  Too bad I have to get up at 7:30 tomorrow morning for a doctor appointment in Lynnwood and will miss most of it.

[sydtron]

Goddamn! Good thing im off tomorrow. HEMP show!  Toke toke toke!

[DanTSX]

Should he just embrace the silver, or should he also embrace the receding hairline?

George should have had embraced moderation in a number of things.....

[gnooryblows]

gonna try to listen tonight. how far will i make it before the GN suckage forces me to turn off the radio?
time will tell, time will tell.
im betting this radio will be off by the end of hour one tho

[Major Ed Damien]

George just wished "a magic wand could be waved over everybody," so violence could disappear.

Yeah, he's bright.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George just wished "a magic wand could be waved over everybody," so violence could disappear.

Yeah, he's bright.

George fantasizes about being Billy Mumy every night, completely missing the theme of his favourite Twilight Zone episodes.

[Juan Cena]

"What's going on with hemp?"

I don't know, but C2C has been going to pot for years.

[b_dubb]

"back in the United States days"

WTF

[Juan Cena]

George just wished "a magic wand could be waved over everybody," so violence could disappear.

Yeah, he's bright.

His guest thought nobody used to think of going on a shooting rampage? Bull Crap. I used to think about shooting all the kids that picked on me in middle school all the time. I just had the sense not to act on it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tonight, George claimed something "proved" his abiotic oil theory.

Unfortunately, it wasn't proof.

[Juan Cena]

George fantasizes about being Billy Mumy every night, completely missing the theme of his favourite Twilight Zone episodes.

I think he'd rather be Billy Mumy as young Will Robinson, hanging out with that cool Dr Smith.

[Major Ed Damien]

Whenever George says, "Jeeze," you can believe it.

[gnooryblows]

Whenever George says, "Jeeze," you can believe it.

why does the man talk like he's straight out of the 50s?
'oh boy'
'jeeze'
'that'd be swell'
'golly'
ect. ect.


somebody please inform this man that he is not from mayberry and he is not don knotts.

[sydtron]

A lot of people need medical marijuana.  Go Dave!

[Juan Cena]

why does the man talk like he's straight out of the 50s?
'oh boy'
'jeeze'
'that'd be swell'
'golly'
ect. ect.


somebody please inform this man that he is not from mayberry and he is not don knotts.

Actually, he's more like Goober.

[sydtron]

What does it taste like?   Really?

[gnooryblows]

my fastblast to GN just now


'you truly represent the american celebration of mediocrity.
only in america can a person be so incompetent at hosting  a radio show, yet have a moderately successful one.'



what a doofus

[gnooryblows]

Actually, he's more like Goober.

goober, rube, doofus, tool, manchild, retard, moron, phony,


pick any two, they all fit the bill.

[Nebraska888]

George just said:  GEESCH......or.....JEESH......two times in the first hour of the program.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Results of George Noory's Cat Scan.

[coaster]

George just said:  GEESCH......or.....JEESH......two times in the first hour of the program.   

I'm listening to the program from September 25th and he just said the same thing, but it came out sounding like "cheese". 

[gnooryblows]

'where is most of the hemp clothes being made now' - GN


repeat


'where IS most of the hemp clothes being made now'


god damn man, learn to speak

[Major Ed Damien]

Thanks to George, the guest twice had to explain how he got started in the hemp business.

Good job, Guest, the way you doggedly repeated yourself.

[Major Ed Damien]

Chem trails coming up on "Hoax to Hoax."

We move from hemp to Shemp.

[Major Ed Damien]

George mentioned his "dear" friend, Alex Jones.

He could have mentioned Steven Quayle for a kook trifecta.

They need to have a kookakke threesome.

[Major Ed Damien]

Bonzo was actually a CIA trainer for Ronnie?

Jeeze.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Sorry to be such a cynic, but this guest sounds like he belongs in rehab.

[Major Ed Damien]

Guest:  "What's funny about these chem trails . . . I mean, it's not 'funny' . . . but what's funny about these chem trails."

Dude, make up your mind.  Which little birdy do you want opening the door of your coo coo clock?