Midnight In The Desert

[Bluejay]

Wah? It's icing.

[PaulK]

Your mother loved the east german and romanian teams the best.

She really got upset when the yakherders told her that was a male yak. Yuk yuk

oh boy.

the bellgabathon, which was to raise money for the forum's operating expenses, obligated me to do podcasts for you?  holy hell.  look... if the forum goes permanently offline two weeks after a bellgabathon, then you can piss and moan about it.  the difference between a lot of other people and me is that i'd refund every dollar in such a circumstance.

you've been white knighting as viceroy of this broad's protectorate since moment number 1.  it's very unbecoming.  you have that tendency, though, like when you sent heather messages telling her "mv is plotting against your show."  yeah, i know about that.  i realize you thought i never would, but heather told me in one of her many tear-infused skype sessions, which is why i now keep you at arm's length you gossiping, phony fucking yenta.  i'm guessing heather did not fuck you in exchange for that intel, and no, amy is also probably not going to fuck you or anyone else who is capable of personally recalling the kennedy assassination.

you're now free to stop pretending we're "buds."

oh, and by the way, gravitysucks... when amy asks that you not tell everyone about her sun dried raisin ovaries, perhaps you should honor her request rather than send out private messages doing exactly the opposite.  that's your m.o., though... pal one minute, a bleeding back the next.  quite uncouth.

[Dyna-X]

Ha! According to Simon Parkes the only beings that could erase portions of the Akashic Records for strategic purposes are the mantids. Not saying its true, its just that my mind of like an overstuffed file cabinet of odd woo.

[Tommie Knocker]

The Pope even said that there was no Hell, if you believe in Christ you go to heaven, if you don't then you just disappear into nothingness.

The Pope also said it is OK if you are gay, God made you that way and loves you just as you are.  I don't know what bible the Pope has been reading, but my Bible says nothing like that.

[dsz]

For anyone just casually scrolling through...

#TheMoreYouKnow

[dsz]

So you've never licked icing off anyone's face before?

[21st Century Man]

+1,000,000

Thanks.  LOL

The dope sabotages himself practically every single time.
He is so easily triggered.

[Jinger Rat Snapps]

The Pope also said it is OK if you are gay, God made you that way and loves you just as you are.  I don't know what bible the Pope has been reading, but my Bible says nothing like that.

Well I guess you are not Catholic then.

[Bluejay]

So you've never licked icing off anyone's face before?

[PaulK]

Thanks.  LOL

The dope sabotages himself practically every single time.
He is so easily triggered.

Nothing to hide nothing to sabotage when you telling only TRUTH.
(my heart is clean)

[dsz]

Much better,agreed.

I do like how tonight's show started with the old intro added onto the beginning of the new track.

I miss a voice over though.  I want a more traditional introduction.  Ross Mitchell available?

Sadly Ross is holed up in the Cumulus Broadcasting cuckshed.

[GravitySucks]

The Pope also said it is OK if you are gay, God made you that way and loves you just as you are.  I don't know what bible the Pope has been reading, but my Bible says nothing like that.

I am not sure which bible you read. Which of the sinners that Jesus or his apostles saved had to do anything to earn that salvation?

[Dyna-X]

I have 2 rules I live by:
1. Never buy a cake for someone celebrating their 103rd birthday until the day of.
2. Never plan a rebirth celebration for someone with a quitting #legacy.

Also consider adding: Never adopt anything that eats while you sleep.

[dsz]

I hope Heather knows having encore shows start playing immediately upon the page loading reeks of desperation.

[GravitySucks]

I hope Heather knows having encore shows start playing immediately upon the page loading reeks of desperation.

But it helps her streaming numbers

[Spookcat]

I hope Heather knows having encore shows start playing immediately upon the page loading reeks of desperation.

What'd they do tonight, Whitley or Adair?

[dsz]

Also consider adding: Never adopt anything that eats while you sleep.

[Tommie Knocker]

I am not sure which bible you read. Which of the sinners that Jesus or his apostles saved had to do anything to earn that salvation?

You can dress it up anyway you want, you can put lipstick on it, you can put it in a dress but a sin is a sin and being gay is a sin.

[dsz]

What'd they do tonight, Whitley or Adair?

If I, number 2 in command of #TeamHeather, wasn't even listening, I don't think anyone bothered to check.

[mgordon]

Someone who knows how should broadcast Dave to the LNM chat.  They are dying for a show.

[K_Dubb]

I would credit the guest a little more if someone could corroborate military balloon use during the Crimean War.  20 minutes of googling turns up nothing.

[GravitySucks]

You can dress it up anyway you want, you can put lipstick on it, you can put it in a dress but a sin is a sin and being gay is a sin.

Never said it wasn’t. If you believe Jesus died for all of your sins, you have to believe he died for all of theirs as well.

[21st Century Man]

But it helps her streaming numbers

LOL, those millions of listeners.

[Spookcat]

Do you think precognition is your past or future self trying to tell or warn you about something?

[dsz]

What'd they do tonight, Whitley or Adair?

Sounds like they are retransmitting something off shortwave, or whatever the hell it is.

[mgordon]

Some guy is ranting politics on LNM right now.   It's horrible.

[GravitySucks]

I would credit the guest a little more if someone could corroborate military balloon use during the Crimean War.  20 minutes of googling turns up nothing.

That was shortly before our war of northern aggression. They used tethered hot air ballons then as observers didn’t they?

[dsz]

You can dress it up anyway you want, you can put lipstick on it, you can put it in a dress but a sin is a sin and being gay is a sin.

I see it's 1979 again. Not all gay or bisexual men wear lipstick or dresses. In fact there are many who can't stand the ones who do, God love them.

[dsz]

Some guy is ranting politics on LNM right now.   It's horrible.

#WorseThanHeather
#TeamHeather
#EncoreOfAnEncoreOfAnEncoreOfAnEncore

[Doomed]

I can only guess I was tricked into coming here. To think I would have done this willingly is absurd.

Just lay there and take it. There's no way out. Once you're in, you aint gettin' back out.
Care for a pretzel?