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I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.

Started by NefariousBanana, November 18, 2015, 09:31:36 PM

Quote from: bateman on November 20, 2015, 08:44:33 PM
Nothing wrong with that. You may be in for a surprise, however.

Don't spoil the ending of a good movie! You'll make me cry.


Eddie Coyle

Quote from: akwilly on November 20, 2015, 08:53:25 PM
assuming that he's not dead.

  It's always Mork who kills himself. Not the one tranny in Idaho.


GravitySucks

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 20, 2015, 08:55:23 PM
  It's always Mork who kills himself. Not the one tranny in Idaho.
So we know Eddie doesn't live in Idaho. <a clue>

pyewacket

Quote from: akwilly on November 20, 2015, 08:53:25 PM
assuming that he's not dead.

I got lost many pages back- it seemed that the OP posted a discharge sheet and said the he was seeking help. I don't know if this status has changed for the worse or not. I sincerely hope he gets help if this is true.

GravitySucks

Quote from: pyewacket on November 20, 2015, 08:57:51 PM
I got lost many pages back- it seemed that the OP posted a discharge sheet and said the he was seeking help. I don't know if this status has changed for the worse or not. I sincerely hope he gets help if this is true.
He checked himself in somewhere and the nurse's were listening to Noory at 3am... We may have lost him.

pyewacket

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 20, 2015, 08:59:08 PM
He checked himself in somewhere and the nurse's were listening to Noory at 3am... We may have lost him.

Holy crap- you don't bring a Noory to an intervention!


Eddie Coyle

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 20, 2015, 08:59:08 PM
He checked himself in somewhere and the nurse's were listening to Noory at 3am... We may have lost him.

   Ha ha ha ha ha. You a funny man!

   Go mouthfuck your kids.


Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 20, 2015, 09:01:12 PM
  A compilation of your posts.

Your next meal. How else do you talk so much crap while being so full of shit?

starrmtn001

Quote from: Chine on November 20, 2015, 08:15:00 PM
Keep in tow. Like on a leash?  I doubt Eddie tolerates being collared.  ;)
Depends on where you put the collar. ;)

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 20, 2015, 09:02:11 PM
  I eat Vagisil.

   Your tranny pal will shoot himself in the face, but being the failure he is, ends up living...

 

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 20, 2015, 09:05:08 PM
   Your tranny pal will shoot himself in the face, but being the failure he is, ends up living...



I'm sure you know all about living failures. Is that why you're so bitter?

One thing is perfectly clear: When Bellgab reboots, it reboots without mercy. 

Eat your heart out, Darwin.


... a certain camaraderie fills the room as Cam looks on from the corner, the bottle of Jägermeister already half departed, his thoughts recalling the "good ol' days" of the internet juxtaposed to the current collective in which he finds himself navigating.

His pants.  Corduroy.

His Medical ID bracelet.  Frightening.

His funeral plans.  Neptune Society.

And his god?

And his god...


onan

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
One thing is perfectly clear: When Bellgab reboots, it reboots without mercy. 



His funeral plans.  Neptune Society.



There is no gas, and the wood is wet.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 20, 2015, 08:28:02 PM
As opposed to your legacy, empty beer cans and the gene for alcoholism.
Don't forget his failed Kitty Roca Candy business.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
One thing is perfectly clear: When Bellgab reboots, it reboots without mercy. 

The only way to reboot.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
... a certain camaraderie fills the room as Cam looks on from the corner, the bottle of Jägermeister already half departed, his thoughts recalling the "good ol' days" of the internet juxtaposed to the current collective in which he finds himself navigating.

Happy days are here again, my friend!


Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
And his god...

Well, let's not be prisoners of the past!  ;)

bateman

Eddie, you bad boy, you're gonna drive more people to suicide.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 20, 2015, 09:11:59 PM
  That's why you gave it up for adoption?

Hey Eddie Spaghetti, do you need a little nap? You're getting lamer by the hour. Don't worry, honey. I'll be back here again tomorrow if you need a little rest. In fact, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

GravitySucks

Quote from: bateman on November 20, 2015, 09:14:49 PM
Eddie, you bad boy, you're gonna drive more people to suicide. Dark City, and I am going to have to do another Podcast.

FIFY


Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
One thing is perfectly clear: When Bellgab reboots, it reboots without mercy. 

Eat your heart out, Darwin.


... a certain camaraderie fills the room as Cam looks on from the corner, the bottle of Jägermeister already half departed, his thoughts recalling the "good ol' days" of the internet juxtaposed to the current collective in which he finds himself navigating.

His pants.  Corduroy.

His Medical ID bracelet.  Frightening.

His funeral plans.  Neptune Society.

And his god?

And his god...

It takes an Internet to raise a Village.  Hail Paddy Fitz!


Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 20, 2015, 09:16:24 PM
Hey Eddie Spaghetti, do you need a little nap?

  Hey, never let them tell you that you're a loser.

  YOU'RE A WINNER!

 

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 20, 2015, 09:22:43 PM
  Look, a pic from your modeling days!

If that were the case, then at least one of us was gainfully employed at one point, eh?

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 20, 2015, 09:27:57 PM
  Hey, never let them tell you that you're a loser.

  YOU'RE A WINNER!



Nice post. So when an old bat posts something a slow witted 7 year old would say, does it count as a second childhood?

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 20, 2015, 09:31:41 PM
If that were the case, then at least one of us was gainfully employed at one point, eh?

 

  Make love to the camera, Butch.

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