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BellBoy

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 07:47:57 PM
Found It Fucking Yesterday

OK, it's nearly 2AM here, and I'm 'officially' drunk now, but that made me laugh.  ;)

Rix Gins

Quote from: nneptune on December 18, 2015, 06:40:37 PM
Not sure what the rules are here..


Awww...just make them up as you go along.   I kid.  No porn and no depictions of people dying.  That's about it.


Value Of Pi

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 07:43:05 PM
Fuck God.

OK, well I guess once you've decided to burn in the eternal pits of Hellfire, you might as well double down. But as Mom would say, it's really not very nice. Nice? Nice??

Ciardelo

Quote from: Segundus on December 18, 2015, 07:52:21 PM
Yes.  He has a brother, as well, who visits maybe one evening a week.  We've purchased houses for the other two in the family who have never taken to us.  We feed them daily in the yard ( we also feed the birds for their entertainment). 

I can touch the little guy but he won't allow me to pick him up, but my husband can, probably because he's a better person than I and the cat understands that.   
That I can believe Segundus.  :) Once you start feeding, the word gets out and soon you'll be running a kitty soup kitchen.

nika01

Quote from: Segundus on December 18, 2015, 07:48:22 PM
You have too thin a skin.  I DO like Art and I want him to be happy.  I think he has problems and should look into them.  It can only help.

People should not mistake disagreement or criticism as negativity or hatred.
I won't mistake you for one that speaks honestly

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 18, 2015, 07:54:08 PM
OK, well I guess once you've decided to burn in the eternal pits of Hellfire boiling pits of sewage, you might as well double down. But as Mom would say, it's really not very nice. Nice? Nice??
Found It Fucking Yesterday

Ciardelo

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 07:52:41 PM
A slathered innuendo. What's that, a greased suppository?
Kinda, but it is more of an exiting deposit.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 18, 2015, 07:54:58 PM
That I can believe Segundus.  :) Once you start feeding, the word gets out and soon you'll be running a kitty soup kitchen.
Jesus man! First it's flying dead cats now it's kitty soup!
For shaaaame! Stop it!

pyewacket

Quote from: zeebo on December 18, 2015, 07:48:09 PM
I wonder if leaders from poorer countries just use a magic 8-ball.

Hi zeebo- I see you're back to your dapper self. Looking good, squirrel man.

I think they all do it this way.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

wr250

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 18, 2015, 07:54:08 PM
OK, well I guess once you've decided to burn in the eternal pits of Hellfire boiling sewage, you might as well double down. But as Mom would say, it's really not very nice. Nice? Nice??

fixed.

Value Of Pi

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 07:55:18 PM
Found It Fucking Yesterday

Boiling pits of sewage is probably even worse. You have a more ready recollection of the best of JC than I do.

BellBoy

Quote from: nika01 on December 18, 2015, 07:55:13 PM
I won't mistake you for one that speaks honestly

Translation: "I am incapable of intellectual honesty, due to my stunted, neutering emotional growth. It's NOT MY FAULT that my mother is, the way she is. She just... IS.  :'("

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 18, 2015, 07:59:38 PM
Boiling pits of sewage is probably even worse. You have a more ready recollection of the best of JC than I do.
Think man think!

zeebo

Quote from: pyewacket on December 18, 2015, 07:57:33 PM
Hi zeebo- I see you're back to your dapper self. Looking good, squirrel man....

Thanks pye ... I figured a week of sulking was enough.  So picked myself up, brushed off my best silk threads, and gettin back in the swing of things.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: BellBoy on December 18, 2015, 08:02:16 PM
Translation: I am incapable of intellectual honesty, due to my stunted, neutering emotional growth. It's NOT MY FAULT that my mother is, the way she is. She just... IS.  :'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PJfqQErOLU

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 07:47:57 PM
Found It Fucking Yesterday

dammit, the internet lied. I looked it up earlier and it said Fixed it For You

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 18, 2015, 08:06:10 PM
dammit, the internet lied. I looked it up earlier and it said Fixed it For You
That was yesterday.

Quote from: BellBoy on December 18, 2015, 07:52:48 PM
OK, it's nearly 2AM here, and I'm 'officially' drunk now, but that made me laugh.  ;)

Do you ever sleep? Not that I give a damn. Oops, wrong thread!

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 08:06:47 PM
That was yesterday.

;D

what will it be tomorrow?

FIFY

Fucked It For You?

BellBoy

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 08:06:47 PM
That was yesterday.

OK... too much scotch. I almost pissed myself. G'Nite!


Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 07:06:12 PM
Ahhh the Platypus. What does this say about God? Fuck God.

That's a bit harsh.  This explanation of why God made the platypus makes the most sense.

http://youtu.be/e-P6SQbhgg0

Rix Gins

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 18, 2015, 07:59:38 PM
Boiling pits of sewage is probably even worse. You have a more ready recollection of the best of JC than I do.

Don't know why but your post made me think of this joke: 

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 18, 2015, 08:08:07 PM
;D

what will it be tomorrow?

FIFY

Fucked It For You?
I've heard of the Royal Taster before, but... No.
Wait. What?

ItsOver

Quote from: pyewacket on December 18, 2015, 07:57:33 PM
Hi zeebo- I see you're back to your dapper self. Looking good, squirrel man.

I think they all do it this way.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY
Thank God for South Park.  It's one of the few things that makes any sense anymore.  Art must be our Kenny.  "Oh, my God!  Art's quit again!  Jorch, you bastard!"

BellBoy

Quote from: Northern Nights on December 18, 2015, 08:07:37 PM
Do you ever sleep? Not that I give a damn. Oops, wrong thread!

Not that it's any of your business! STFU! Oops, wrong thread!




Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: BellBoy on December 18, 2015, 08:12:19 PM
Not that it's any of your business! STFU! Oops, wrong thread!


Winner!

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 18, 2015, 08:11:06 PM
I've heard of the Royal Taster before, but... No.
Wait. What?

;D

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