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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 09, 2021, 09:14:22 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L48nTBJmMg
with China

https://youtu.be/L4E8xmJauK4

Quote from: stevesh on February 09, 2021, 05:19:15 AM
Haven't received the second stimulus check yet, and I suspect I'm not going to, for some unknown reason. The IRS website says it doesn't know  why.

it's because you are a ballgrabber, isn't it?

Quote from: Silphion on February 09, 2021, 04:39:05 AM
May I ask a personal question or two?

Is this actually you paladin1991 on EllGab?
And is this what you in fact actually posted:
"Well, if you would just keep it in your pants like the court order says......"
How does anyone know for certain when any statement, it seems,
can be attributed to any member at any time by the moderator thereof?
And how have you flourished there for so long with such a sweet Karma?

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Simon, ese.  Tis moi.  These humor sites can be a lot of laughs.  Karma?  Hmmmm, maybe I was a good dude in my past life.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 07, 2020, 07:56:44 AM
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Is this gonna be a movie?

Quote from: Morgus on February 08, 2021, 08:19:57 PM
That was over 15 years ago wasn't it?
Probably that bit wasn't popular so Norry just dropped it, like he has done with lots of others years ago...

Yeah.  Fuck that guy.

Quote from: Silphion on February 08, 2021, 06:19:17 PM
Ellison provided a description of himself and his writing: "My work is foursquare for chaos. I spend my life personally, and my work professionally, keeping the soup boiling. Gadfly is what they call you when you are no longer dangerous; I much prefer troublemaker, malcontent, desperado. I see myself as a combination of Zorro and Jiminy Cricket. My stories go out from here and raise hell. From time to time some denigrater or critic with umbrage will say of my work, 'He only wrote that to shock.' I smile and nod. Precisely."

Practically a godfather of Gabdom.

So why isn't he posting here? 

sounds familiar.  But I have no deets.

Quote from: ksm32 on February 08, 2021, 12:30:44 PM
hehehe  oh she exists alright. And, I do have lovely hands.

Quote from: ksm32 on February 08, 2021, 12:00:43 PM
Latino woman are usually short amongst other things and tend to have smaller breasts than cracker babes.  I'll keep my beautiful and athletic amazon honky.

You know, I'm pretty sure that you are the only one here that believes she exists.  Unless Amazon Honkey is a form of endearment for your left hand.  

Quote from: HorrorReporter on February 08, 2021, 09:20:13 AM
I miss the HorrorReporter

But, but HR never reported shit here.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 06, 2021, 04:08:11 AM
Haha, I remember when you shit your pants after receiving an email from me.

Good times! What have you got to hide?

It is pretty easy to track down folks via the net.   

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 04, 2021, 02:00:46 PM
Nah, man. Babahoyo. Ecuador.

How's your Ezpanhola?

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 04, 2021, 12:44:40 PM
Uh ... I live in an estate. I moved out of that awful city apartment of mine years ago now ... pay attention. Some "fan" you are!

For some reason i thought you were living in malaysia last year.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 04, 2021, 11:59:28 AM
I heard the vaccine is steeped in faggotry.

Really Azz, I thought you were holding a big brown dick and spewing sperm, first time I saw this avatar. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2021, 05:07:40 PM
Magic!

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1357061387999014912

Wow and this all because of the bidet presidency?

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 05, 2021, 11:34:26 PM
DORK.

first time I saw this avatar, I thought you were holding a big brown cock and were spewing sperm.  I figured it was South African for submission.   Making you an Africoon.

I know!  Crazy!

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 08:05:34 PM
I'm not cleared to know that. You know how it is. Must be pretty aces, though.

Exactly.  A shit hot top end puppy mill.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 08:03:25 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A


Jesus, you whine a lot. Yeah, I'm on it. Love to Mom. *click* Okay, Fucker; there's room in Steerage. Pack Light yer fudge tight..

What cruise line is this?

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 07:42:04 PM
Not for a living--by request. And only... by request. I've got papers and everything, sheeeit. (Semper fi, Asshole.)

Oh, I wasn't aware.  What kennel do you supply?

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 05, 2021, 07:48:49 PM
FOUR MORE WEEKS!!!!  I'm excited.

I know, right?

Quote from: Genessee KC on January 24, 2021, 10:20:34 PM
I work immigration

For which country?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 24, 2021, 05:09:01 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lC5xIaoClU

Ah.  A Classic.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 16, 2021, 09:58:47 AM
Respirate. Masturbate. Furiousy.  maniaclly.

Uuuuuh.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 14, 2021, 06:27:05 PM
Boy genius doctor.

And Notorius Homosexual.

Quote from: albrecht on February 05, 2021, 06:14:21 PM
Indeed a .22 is, possibly the best all-around round for that kind of thing- though I think he, at that stage, being already known should go larger! Considering price-point, accuracy at relatively short range, and lack of forensics. And ability to be, relatively, suppressed, be warned there about loads, and certain brands, if using semi-auto and 'device.' Poaching even etc. Not that I advise, or know, ANY of this.

I'll only let a Marine use Light Dove loads on enemy, because he got more back up when it comes down the mano-a-mano combat!  Haha.

Shit.  If it's man to man, he gets the cold steel and better be thankful for the mercy of the razor's kiss.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 30, 2021, 05:31:05 PM
Proud boys will be fine. Trump *will* be back in March. The Republic *will* be restored. All *will* be well. The signs are subtle but quite clear if you know where to look.

4 March, right?

Quote from: albrecht on January 26, 2021, 04:00:35 PM
Of course! They will always use our 'freedoms' against us, when it is their favor. There even are official Muslim terms about lying to deceive into protect the radicals and advance the agenda. Commies outright have no problem lying but will always use "freedoms" and "rule of law" to their advantage to defeat us.

Speaking of which, I was just at the store and there was someone translating for his friend/uncle/brother the 4473 for some type of pistol. Only ones left were .22s! I will say the Biden election and the Corona-Chan has spurred some buying! A suspicious lack of ammo, guns, and even workout equipment- including dumbbells and running shoes (at least in 13s!) The only guns on shelf were some nice, but expensive, Over-Unders, and a couple 10/22s (Fun guns but again, just a .22.)  And ammo? Nothing in 12 gauge except a few "Light Dove" which would just be good for getting food (put breasts in a jalapeno, spread cream cheese, and wrap in bacon and grill) but wouldn't stop an attacker unless a very, very close headshot. And not much in normal non-rimfire calibers. Xiden is stimulating working out and stocking up in arms and dried meat! Noticed that there wasn't any but a few packs of beef jerky in the normal place by the registers for impulse buying!

I know, a .22.    Light Dove loads.  In the right hands.  The motivated hands.  Just as dangerous a tool as my straight razor in a dark alleyway.  And whoever is my target is a  mobile supply pod.

In the immortal words of of that American God of Counter Insurgency, John Mclaine:
https://youtu.be/DlQoXP2XH68

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 22, 2021, 06:27:34 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgotCW4Uck

Are the Canucks surprised?  Buddy fucking is a time honored tool used by the democrats. 

Quote from: AC400KICK on January 12, 2021, 10:35:23 PM
I have a rather large breasted 24 year old girl friend that I have not FUCKED yet at almost the age of 40 when most guys would have dumped cumsies in her face. I strictly adhere to the lit city philosophy a la Richard Groyper, my baby, and the ineffible AUSKA LANGLEY.

You proclaim your celibacy as some sort of chivalry infused decision.  It's more of a chemical side effect, isn't it?  All those fucking meds you suck down like a chicken gobbling down corn.  Yeah.  Yeah, being able to dump cum loads on a woman is more for men,  not chemically infused betas.

Just sayin

Quote from: Jackstar on February 03, 2021, 10:00:55 AM

*snip, holy fucking snip*

Case closed.

TL:DfuckingR

Jackyboi must be on to some good shit.  Fucking Bogart.  Send some that good shit Batemans way.  He's been a little closed mouth of late.