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!Who will be the first BallGagger to be VAXXED?

What VAXX did you get?  Where did you get it?  (Don't doxx yourself though.)  Give us any side effects. 

https://youtu.be/zbedV0cPajg

So in another thread I mentioned Idaho, citizen groups forming, Sheriff Wheeler calling on state Gov to rescind his SAH order.  Michigan fomenting a revolt against its state gov. Kentucky has rising resentment.

Anywhere else in these 'United States?'

Just as the title says.

I'm no longer able to use the bold and other buttons, the emojis or the 'order free omaha steaks' icon.

Groyper and Anthony


https://youtu.be/K7uGj7f_2-A

Groyper is Dafoe

Anybody else stumble across the comedy show REDACTED TONIGHT?  It's been running on RT, Russian Television.  Does this mean that Heather is in league with the Russkis?  Who is gonna be the first to call in to Heather's show and ask?

Some hump throws a kid down three stories.  Because he can't get laid.

Sometimes, I  just get flummoxed.  WTF.  If I pulled that shit, the left would march on my house and lynch my family.  I laugh because I just don't have any tears left for the routine serving of shit sandwiches that is life in this modern America.

Merry Christmas Heather and fuck all you pogues.

Stopped at my favorite drive in dive, Dicks, in Spokane.   Was  gonna score me a couple or four whammy's, a chocolate shake and a coffee.  I was waiting in line behind 3 homeless dudes when I thought I heard....  Nah.  I went back to bellgabbin  on my phone. 
I shuffled up as the homeless tried to score free coffee if they bought a whammy to share.  They were rebuffed and sent on their way.  I shuffled up to the window and was about to order when I heard, "If you turn down your device you could place your order now, good Sir."

I looked up.  He looked back with a bit of a smile.  "Fuck me to tears.  ART!"   ART blinked, "You're not exactly what I would be looking for, my friend. Too uh, mature.  And eeeeh," He motioned to the extensive menu, "It's not exactly on the menu either."   
"What?"
"No, Whammy.  No whats, just whammys"
"What?"
"Perhaps your phone is interfering...."
"ART!  I thought you was dead?"
"I get that a lot."  Suddenly, as if from a drawer somewhere across the ether, ART conjures up a smoke.  "Did you want to order?"

"Uh, yeah."  I put my phone down.  He looked at the screen.  "Bellgab?" said ART.  Sheepishly, I responded, "Yeah, I consider it a mental exercise in humor." 
"Mental exercise?  More like Mental Masturbation."
"Haha.  That's a good one, ART."
"Alright, Since we are West of the Rockies, what's a gonna be?" 
"West of the Rockies, I get it."
"Son, this is not the First Time Callers line, this is the Dicks Burgers line.  Think you might want to place that order?"
"Yeah, First Time Callers, I get it it. That's …. funny ….too, ART"
"There are literally fleets of truckers on the highway right now, some of them, probably, making their way to this very spot this very instant."
'Fucker's toying with me.' I thought

I looked at ART.  He looked back at me.  I blinked. He cocked his head to the right. "Weeeeell?"  Suddenly, ART wasn't as funny.  Or as cool.  "Alright, I'll take four Whammys, a Chocolate shake and a cup of coffee.  To go.  And, oh yeah, did you think it was funny taking advantage of (Redacted) and leaving her in the lurch to carry on your legacy?" I threw a 20 on the counter.

ART snatched up the 20, pushed my burgers and drinks towards me.  "Oh, I get it, paladin, yeah, that's right, I know who you are.  I'm dead and you've got a case of the ass.  That about right?"

I grabbed my food, drinks and phone.  A little pissed, I walked back to my car as I heard him say, "Enjoy your bag of Dicks.....burgers."

As I drove I way I burst out, "Mother  Fucker!"  ART had kept my change.       

The Yorkshire Pud is Missing!

How many days exactly has it been known to the denizens of BellgabBallgag that the Pud has been missing.  Laura Kinch, it is rumored, has stated that ''...we're moving...."

But nothing from the Pud.

Has some-thing happened to the Pud?   

This is the thread where we will examine the cirCUMstances (<-- I know, but the PUD is British, so he would appreciate the thought) of the Pud's disappearance.  All evidence, thoughts and CUNTspiracies will be examined (<--  Yeah, I know, but it's an English endearment 'over there.')  So let's pull our Pud's together and daisy chain our way to an explanation that might lead us to discover the true whereabouts of the Yorkshire Pud.  And then we can all avoid going there.  Unless, of course, somebody wants to free their very own Pud.

It's that time of year again.  Let's put our Lists of the Soon to be Deceased up in this thread.  Let's limit it to 10 names.  Let's be realistic and not just hopeful, huh?

I'll start.

Kevin 'Cock Gobbler' Spacey.
Charlie 'I thought it was mutual attraction' Rose.
Matt Fucking Lauer

30 fucking years ago.  All because he couldn't keep his ass grabbing hands off some twink.  Pedo Hollywood. 

Spacey killed off my favorite show.  Selfish faggot. 

In this thread will be compiled the Specific Musings of Paladin1991. 

You may comment.  I may reply. 

Why this thread?  Why not?   And isn't this site designed to make MV money?  Right.  Let's make MV some money.

I'm having Chinese.

The first battles of the American Revolution were fought today at Lexington and Concord.  A handful of 'damn rebels' stood against the weight and might of the Imperial forces of The British Empire.

This thread is for posting that you don't give a damn.  You may post, if you wish, why you don't give a damn.  But you must be sincere, this is not for laughs.  This is serious shit.  I shit you not.

You may use all CAPS if necessary.
I'll begin.

I don't give a damn.

Okay it looks like several of us are moving to Idaho.  I thought I would start this thread so that we wouldn't be filling the ART BELL thread with Idaho talk.  We all know the AB thread should be filled with butt hurt and angst instead of talk of AB right?

Alright, Idaho roll call, sound off.

A bucket of the Col's finest and a bottle of Scotch.

Seriously.  Where did Jackyboy go?  He stopped posting and then it looks like last night he pulled the plug. 

Unless MV 'erased' him. 

Or it is a conspiracy backed by 'The Man!'

*channels little joey fm 'Shane'*  Jackyboy!  Come back!

Who was the guy that used to call in with the tag that went something like this, "HVAC repairman by day, ghost hunter by night."  Or something like that.  Might of had an Italian name.  Also might have had a small web site with his own local radio 'casts and forum.
Seems to me that he had an accident and was disabled.
Ring any bells?