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Quote from: Innerreach on January 12, 2021, 04:22:39 AM
With all due respect.. I love you. However, take some time to love me back!

Pics coming soon!  Kilts optional.

Quote from: WOTR on January 10, 2021, 10:34:10 PM
Those look a little more reasonably priced than the utilikilts... But they probably aren't made in the USA. 

*And who the hell needs a rubber kilt? WTF kind of screwed up crap are you into if that is a necessity of your "play time." 

Jack is no doubt trying to cover all the bases.  From gutting fish to skinning opossum, Jack has you covered.  Even for those weekend tactical exercises!

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Quote from: Ciardelo on January 10, 2021, 09:57:29 PM
lol

I wonder which one Dubb would go for?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 10, 2021, 09:52:56 PM
I wish i had thought of that i would have ordered 1,000 pounds of dumbells and a refrigerator or something, oh well.

How about a couple of tons of uranium?

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=uranium+235&qid=1610337262&sprefix=uranuim&sr=8-7

And, of course, there’s the always popular wedding kilt, with detachable pocket.

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I can see where the rubberized kilt would come in handy.

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Quote from: Ciardelo on January 10, 2021, 09:09:19 PM


... I wonder why Jacko never opened up a kilt store or something? Dude could have been making BANK.

But noooo, the siren call of the pipe took him away

There's more going on behind the scenes but I just can't let everybody know just yet, you understand.

And I thought I was always the last to know.

https://www.kiltandjacks.com/utility-kilts/page/2/

Kilt AND JACKS!
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Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 10, 2021, 05:42:02 PM
You guys were supposed to follow me! But i get it, Prime Day is more important than freedom.

*sigh* shikata ga nai......

”Amazon Prime Air Beta Zulu Foxtrot .... your coordinates for target Asuka L. have been confirmed and uploaded.  You are cleared to proceed for final special delivery...”

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2021, 11:14:17 PM
Fairest election ever!

Catch them if you can! 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2021, 11:12:55 PM
Why? I blame Toonces the Cat
https://apnews.com/article/fbcec393dc652a9ccdb2cc8aacb15895

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2021, 10:58:49 PM
Can I get me one of them thar greenies, like on the Star Trek?

Ha!  That Susan Oliver was a hottie, in her prime. 

Quote from: albrecht on January 09, 2021, 10:50:13 PM
I'm not saying there wasn't, or always has been, or that it is good. One recalls Nixon knew there was a theft, likely larger, but didn't protest and came back later to win it. (And then got taken down by the 'system' but that was a later story.) And I'm not saying even that Trump should change his style or that various and sundry conspiracies and agendas exist but to the majority it is important to frame things properly and keep in mind that no everyone 'knows' stuff. So it comes across often as unhinged. And that is intended. Dressing up in skins with Q signs and 'storming' the capital are not good optics. The masses didn't like BLM or Antifada or Occupy, but cowed in public due to white guilt and such. But still would vote, albeit silently. But now they see and think 'these guys are just as crazy'

You might find this assessment from John Solomon interesting.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/how-gop-lost-control-washington-and-what-comes-next

“...The November election (and Tuesday’s Georgia curtain call) wasn't won and lost by the tactics, spending, individual players and messaging in the weeks before Nov. 3, according to interviews conducted with more than three dozen frontline players.

Rather, its outcome was cemented long before Labor Day 2020 by a Democratic machinery of former Barack Obama proteges, like David Plouffe, John Podesta, David Axelrod and Stacey Abrams, who worried far less about the tactics of ads, travel (Joe Biden hardly did!) and fundraising and far more about the strategy of how to control the narrative and the rules that would shape the outcome.

They even told the Republicans and the public what they planned to do. Just read Plouffe's book, "A Citizen's Guide to Beating Donald Trump." They even boastfully predicted days before how the vote count would roll out on election night and for several days later. Trump would lead early, and Biden would surpass late, they said.

They were right. Why? ...

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 10:49:32 PM
You meant the Simon Parkes who claims he is abducted four times a year so that he can have sex with his alien wife, with whom he shares a child named Zarka?


https://youtu.be/w6dxXAAAIp4

https://totalbatshit.com/tag/simon-parkes/

Sounds legit.  I wonder if JackStar knows about this opportunity.  Who needs over the hill cat ladies?

Quote from: albrecht on January 09, 2021, 10:39:42 PM

Or
1995-07-30 Richard Sauder Underground Bases

1995?  I didn’t realize that guy has been doing that gig for that long.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2021, 10:33:43 PM
Stuff he bought into?! They stopped counting on election night to steal it for Joe. We all witnessed it in real time. It was mathamatically proven that it couldn’t have happened the way they said it did. Corrupt state judges rammed it through anyway and congress sealed it.

Come on, Doc.  We all know Philly, Atlanta, Detroit, and Milwaukee are bastions of political integrity.   

Quote from: albrecht on January 09, 2021, 10:29:38 PM
He is/was legit lawyer, ok jokes aside now, and has made a lot of money and has had some serious lawsuit victories PI and recently the defamation settlements from the non-bomber in Atlanta Olympics and more recently the HS kid slandered by their media but, it would seem, he has gotten a bit "off" recently. Maybe off the largess of some of the recent settlements? Ageing? Drinking (not something unknown in legal circles?) Or just now needs to double-down on stuff he bought into? Idk. And I am NOT accusing him or defaming him or alleging anything on him- but just speculations on a public figure.

And what’s the deal with the Kraken lady, Ms. Powell?  She was Flynn’s attorney and was pretty much getting him off the hook, prior to the pardon.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2021, 10:23:31 PM
Same here. Bring it in bellgab. Hugs for one and all! [just don't spill my Hamm's]

I’ll bring the sardines.  Maybe all the male tit shots will lure in Dubb with some tasty baked goods.

Quote from: albrecht on January 09, 2021, 10:18:57 PM
They are all somewhere here in Texas, right? At some "secure facility" or some such? I'm losing track of this stuff and the purported narrative.....

I believe it was “somewhere deep below the earth in Abilene.”  Maybe The Prez is filling in for Ian tonight.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2021, 10:11:03 PM
It is on like damn Donkey Kong!

"President Trump to address The nation at midnight..."

https://www.simonparkes.org/post/president-trump-to-address-the-nation

Makes sense.  It’s prime time, if you’re a vampire.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2021, 10:10:41 PM
Guys, I’ve been thinking that maybe the liberals are right. Maybe it is best to just unquestioningly submit to the authority of the establishment. They know what’s best and always have our best interests in mind, right? What could go wrong? Now it’s time to heal so everyone come in for a healing group hug.

God damn it! Get in here for this healing hug or you’ll be erased from history and no one will ever remember your name or who you were!!

Can you feel the love?

Smooches, comrade Doc!   

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 09:04:35 PM
All IO & I got was a nifty Svengoolie movie. It was pretty good...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038338/

Tune in next week for the classic “Creature from the Black Lagoon,” as long as Svengoolie hasn’t been banned for being a terrorist or we’ve nuked ourselves.

Breaking â€" Amazon to shut down all Parler servers tomorrow night…

https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/breaking-amazon-to-shut-down-all-parler-servers-tomorrow-night/

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 08:37:43 PM
Proof from GOD that he doesn't approve of the "Italian Job".


https://youtu.be/jqglC61xT_g

Okay, I got it off the C2C website

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/video-enormous-sinkhole-opens-up-outside-hospital-in-italy/

Wow, the Italian Covid mutation is even worse than the others.

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 08:10:31 PM
If Parler is removed from the Apple store, does that mean that it won't work any more even if it was previously installed?

Beats me.  I’m still trying to figure out my dial up modem.

Quote from: Innerreach on January 09, 2021, 08:05:39 PM
Looks like it's all BS

Any Kraken sightings, captain?

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 09, 2021, 08:05:57 PM
Hillary looks creepier than usual in this movie.

Heh, heh, heh... she seems more amiable, though.

Quote from: whoozit on January 09, 2021, 08:04:34 PM
Im holding my breath until this starts.  Goodby for the fourth time.

Ta ta!  See you soon!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2021, 07:55:00 PM
I have no insight into enigmatic MV. You'll have to wait for pate to go on a Wild Turkey induced post binge.

Oh, good.  So we won’t have to wait long.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2021, 07:47:49 PM
True but AFAIK Mother Goose is still on the lam.

I guess K_Dubb could always just “settle.”  She could read him nursery tales at night.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 09, 2021, 07:49:16 PM
Negative. You should be watching Groyper brow beat cat ladies on his stream. There is a special Saturday Night edition.

Speaking of Groyping and all things streaming, is Lee throwing in the towel on Saturday night GabCasts?  He’s been pretty scarce around these parts.