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First World Problems

Started by jazmunda, December 18, 2014, 01:32:06 AM

Gd5150

My 128gb iPhone will only hold 30,000 songs.

jazmunda

S02E02 of the show I'm watching is downloading faster than S02E01.

onan

Pizza delivery took over an hour last night.


Marc.Knight

I have to recharge my smart phone every night.

wr250

my pizza delivery took longer than downloading S02E02 of the show I'm watching, and charging my smartphone that only holds 30,000 songs.

Sometimes I lose radio reception when I drive through a tunnel and then entire chunks of important songs like Blister in the Sun are missing. 

zeebo

About 5% of my thin-sliced deli meats are too thick.

eyenoeyeno

Quote from: wr250 on February 09, 2015, 06:58:19 PM
my pizza delivery took longer than downloading S02E02 of the show I'm watching, and charging my smartphone that only holds 30,000 songs.
Quote from: onan on February 09, 2015, 06:15:42 PM
Pizza delivery took over an hour last night.
Someone tried to feed me rubber and call it a pizza today. 
Don't worry aldous,  I won't name names.   
Whoops

jazmunda

I'm in bed and my phone's charge is at 5%, but in order to charge it I will have to roll over onto my other side.

zeebo

Marmaduke is on tv tonite, but it's not in HD.

Art Bell might not be returning to broadcasting.

jazmunda

Music license fees are cost prohibitive for start up podcasters.

Heather Wade

Quote from: jazmunda on February 12, 2015, 01:11:31 AM
Music license fees are cost prohibitive for start up podcasters.

The.  Humanity.

Quote from: (Redacted) on February 12, 2015, 01:41:13 AM
The.  Humanity.

I swear to god, I thought turkeys could fly....

Sounding good on the Gabcast, (Red)!!   :)

wr250

art bell gets on sirius bellgab goes nuts (yay) .
art bell quits sirius , bellgab goes nuts (boo).
art bell announces a comeback with podcasting bellgab goes nuts (yay).
art bell quits over bumper music before it even gets started, bellgab goes nuts (boo).
art bell (sortof ) retracts the quit (quits quitting?) bellgab goes nutzola. (both yay and boo)

Gd5150

Quote from: wr250 on February 12, 2015, 01:33:14 PM
art bell gets on sirius bellgab goes nuts (yay) .
art bell quits sirius , bellgab goes nuts (boo).
art bell announces a comeback with podcasting bellgab goes nuts (yay).
art bell quits over bumper music before it even gets started, bellgab goes nuts (boo).
art bell (sortof ) retracts the quit (quits quitting?) bellgab goes nutzola. (both yay and boo)


That really is beautiful. We should put that on Bellgab tshirts. Would go well with the BellGab polos and satin jackets.

I can't decide whether to have Grey Poupon, Kosciusko spicy horseradish, Coleman's English or Gulden's Deli Style mustard on my ham sandwich. I'm afraid this will make me late for work. Maybe I'll just have unsalted organic butter instead.

Daggit

My new computer restarts so fast I can't even play on my phone before the login screen comes up.

Heather Wade

There is nowhere to hang my headset when I am finished using it.  I have to set it on my desk, and then the desk looks all messy and stuff with that long cable sprawled out all over.

Heather Wade

Quote from: Treading Water on February 12, 2015, 01:24:05 PM
I swear to god, I thought turkeys could fly....

Sounding good on the Gabcast, (Red)!!   :)

Thank yeeewww.  Aww, shucks.  Now I'm embarrassed. 

jazmunda

Quote from: (Redacted) on February 13, 2015, 05:54:17 PM
There is nowhere to hang my headset when I am finished using it.  I have to set it on my desk, and then the desk looks all messy and stuff with that long cable sprawled out all over.

You mean you don't have a wireless headset? How impoverish of you.

My wireless headset's batteries take too long to recharge.

Heather Wade

Quote from: jazmunda on February 13, 2015, 05:56:27 PM
You mean you don't have a wireless headset? How impoverish of you.

My wireless headset's batteries take too long to recharge.

No wireless headset here.  I swear, it's like I live in a refugee camp.

Oh, and my condolences for your time lost while charging batteries.  That must be rough.

jazmunda

Quote from: (Redacted) on February 13, 2015, 06:00:46 PM
No wireless headset here.  I swear, it's like I live in a refugee camp.

I'm embarrassed to even be loosely associated with you. ;)

Heather Wade

Quote from: jazmunda on February 13, 2015, 06:01:39 PM
I'm embarrassed to even be loosely associated with you. ;)

As well you should.  I'll work on keeping further faux pas to myself to save you such humiliation.

VtaGeezer

I'm having trouble finding a cell phone holder for my Porsche that doesn't block an air conditioning vent.

Juan

While some people in the world have no food to eat nor potable water to drink, I'm subjected to this thread.

onan

My ice maker is making too much ice. Doesn't it know it is winter?


Eddie Coyle

    Attempting to get massive icicles off my neighbor's gutters, I overthrew my Nerf football and it ended up on some other motherfucker's roof. No good deed goes unpunished.

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