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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1296 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1937

Lilith

Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 30, 2017, 02:23:00 PM
Be still my fucking heart.



Troll.

I don't think he appreciated the  screen cleaning kitty video that I posted.  :-[

WhiteCrow

We have talked from time to time about George doing podcasts and/or videos with other Sewergabbers.. Last night on the The Marvelous Mudking's Random podcast, Chiefist called in and there a was nice discussion about Julia Child. As we know Chiefist is a chief and both him and George also have many other noteworthy skills, including hosting their own podcasts and videos.

I'm thinking a new "Dream Team" with Chiefist and The Big Guy doing many Podcasts about cooking/baking with emphasis on food preparation and the artistic presentation of the food they prepared.

Anyway watch the video and hopefully Chiefist and George will team up!

At last the "break" George has been working so hard for.

           THIS COULD BE BIG!

https://youtu.be/SB8Dzi_Cdr4


ZaZa

Quote from: Laurakinch on June 15, 2016, 08:55:15 AM
Yeah, pretty much. It's depressing around here anymore. Most of the intelligent posters are gone and what remains are morons drunks and cat ladies. Sad.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                                                                                         I have to admit that she might have a point.



Quote from: lucifer~bell on July 30, 2017, 11:52:32 AM
I FINALLY MADE THE NEXT STEP
AND I REMOVED FALKIE'S THREAD FROM MY PERMANENT BELLGABB'S THREADS THAT I HAVE ALWAYS OPEN.
Now I only occasionally open this thread to see if the inside window lickers still licking, lol :)
YES YOU ARE :)

Maxwell

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 30, 2017, 12:13:12 PM
Other than George Noory's granddaughters, I'm not sure there are other children on the site, so please feel free to describe Falkie's kitchen.

Raw chicken next to a prescription bottle. That's as far as I got.



Lilith

Quote from: Maxwell on July 30, 2017, 05:47:52 PM
Raw chicken next to a prescription bottle. That's as far as I got.



He said he keeps tacks, or something like that in the prescription bottle.  I have no proof of course, other than Georges "Good Word".

WhiteCrow

 
Quote from: Laurakinch on June 15, 2016, 08:55:15 AM
Yeah, pretty much. It's depressing around here anymore. Most of the intelligent posters are gone and what remains are morons drunks and cat ladies. Sad.

Quote from: lucifer~bell on July 30, 2017, 05:38:58 PM
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                                                                                         I have to admit that she might have a point.

One of my favorite quotes from a Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" movie..

Life is what you make of it.

Love ALL

Lilith

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on July 30, 2017, 05:55:30 PM

One of my favorite quotes from a Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" movie..

Life is what you make of it.

Love ALL

...Another old saying:




well, one thing was somewhat improved in Falkie's kitchen ...
from his gourmet coffee video
the sink

*I am a very organized clean person, learned from my home environment growing up...
my mother moped the kitchen floor every night after cleaning the kitchen....
her stance was this is where I prepare my family's food and the floor should be clean enough to eat off of....
(Falkie's utensils and counter top would NOT pass my mother's inspection....let alone the floor walls cabinets etc....I wonder how Falkie's mom kept her kitchen ?)

Quote from: Maxwell on July 30, 2017, 05:47:52 PM
Raw chicken next to a prescription bottle. That's as far as I got.


There are bathroom floors at MCDonalds that are cleaner looking than that kitchen.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 30, 2017, 06:44:34 PM
There are bathroom floors at MCDonalds that are cleaner looking than that kitchen.
I was leaning toward restrooms at old gas stations, like the one Falkie worked at before he was fired for "plunging the toilet with his red shorts down to his ankles"...
or maybe floors in the "quarter film stalls with the glory holes in the wall" at the porn shop Falkie worked at...

anyway, now I am wondering if Falkie "plunges the toilet with his red shorts down to his ankles" in his kitchen ?
or there are glory holes in the kitchen wall ?

Quote from: brig on July 30, 2017, 02:05:46 PM
I agree.  It's not a problem.  My daughter and I watched the Senda cooking video together, and we both had a good laugh together.

I did hear him say in one of his recent videos, that he has inspection next month, so I'm sure they will solve some of Georges cleaning problems, one way or the other.

Also, George said he will be live with Abe on Tues.  I'm really looking forward to that!

I really wish Falkie would give BellGab a shout out when he's doing breaking news videos.  The 30,000 viewers deserve to know from where he sprang from.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 30, 2017, 06:44:34 PM
There are bathroom floors at MCDonalds that are cleaner looking than that kitchen.

Now I'm wondering where Greyhound bus station bathroom floors rank?

Lilith

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 30, 2017, 07:29:18 PM
I really wish Falkie would give BellGab a shout out when he's doing breaking news videos.  The 30,000 viewers deserve to know from where he sprang from.

Yup!

Not the only one to use bellgab for their rise to fame, then try to drop us like a hot potato.
I'm sure he won't be the last.

WhiteCrow

Lets face facts,,,,George knows most Bellgabbers make fun of him.  Give the man his pride.  Geez. 

Did it ever occur to you that some people like George because he is George?  And so are they?

Cut the B. S.

Love ALL

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on July 30, 2017, 07:44:34 PM
Lets face facts,,,,George knows most Bellgabbers make fun of him.  Give the man his pride.  Geez...

If he had any pride at all, none of ''this'' would have happened.


Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on July 30, 2017, 07:44:34 PM
... Did it ever occur to you that some people like George because he is George?...

No

This is a well-known meme that has been circulating for years, so it has some visibility.  My suggestion is that we turn it into video form, serialized on YouTube, with Senda as Eatler.

Sort of an Er ist wieder da premise but disarming criticism by making Hitler out to be a bungling boob, a figure to be laughed at.  Production would be a snap, only the rudimentary outline of an episode is necessary, then turn Senda loose and let his natural imbecility provide the laughs.  Banking on his formal training at the Lee Strasberg Academy for his roles as Snoopy and Santa Claus to carry him through this role.

E.g. Senda waddles into See's Candy in full Eatler regalia, his ipad thrust out before him like a shield, being an obtuse fucking knob by filming customers.  Clerk tells him to fuck off and GTFO; Senda argues with him/her/it and says things like "I'm promoting your business."

The only catch is that Senda would have to drop about 50 lbs for this role.  Alternatively, we could just make the Eatler character even fatter.


JustSayAhhhh

Anyone ever notice the majority of Senda's thumbnails on youtube are mouth-wide-open shots? Subliminal message to the boys he left behind possibly?

Oh GLORY! (hole)

 The word "فلکي" which is pronounced "falkie" in Urdu means heavenly.

"Hey man, did you enjoy fucking that new goat last night?"

"Indeed, it was falkie."

Quote from: JustSayAhhhh on July 31, 2017, 01:12:10 AM
Anyone ever notice the majority of Senda's thumbnails on youtube are mouth-wide-open shots?

Senda is a mouth-breather.  Old news, move on.

Quote from: damon on July 30, 2017, 09:42:37 AM
I notice that Falkie make it so we can't tell how many likes and dislikes after the ohio death fair death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XqxBVq_dA
He did get a lot of dislikes and me did made a lot of people mad because he did not do his research about the news. He also removed most of the comments too. I guess that he can not handle the truth. MMM. He people tell him the truth, he calls them trolls, haters and other crazy things?

I read the comments and this exchange was my favorite:

Freddy Cellophane4 days ago
I get all my news from George Senda!
1
George Senda
George Senda3 days ago
Thank you Freddy.

Dumbass thought it was a real compliment.

Lilith

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on July 30, 2017, 07:44:34 PM
Lets face facts,,,,George knows most Bellgabbers make fun of him.  Give the man his pride.  Geez. 

Did it ever occur to you that some people like George because he is George?  And so are they?

Cut the B. S.

Love ALL

I like George!
I like George just the way he is.

It's George that doesn't like me.
It's George that doesn't like his fans.

Seems George doesn't like much of anybody, but of course, if he did, he wouldn't be very entertaining now would he?

Lilith

In the latest cleaning video, we get to share in this precious memory that George treasures from many years ago.


damon

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on July 30, 2017, 06:03:11 PM
And Damon is you.  I'm so confused.
Wow. For one George thinks I am Satan.  I am not Satan.  George just needs to relax and just embrace bellgab. He and bellgab.com are married to each other for life.

Quote from: damon on July 31, 2017, 08:40:28 AM
Wow. For one George thinks I am Satan.  I am not Satan.  George just needs to relax and just embrace bellgab. He and bellgab.com are married to each other for life.

How long do you think either are going to be around?

Spy

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 31, 2017, 09:01:39 AM
How long do you think either are going to be around?

With his morbid obesity, sedentary lifestyle and diet of processed junk food, Senda could leave this earth at any moment.

Quote from: Spy on July 31, 2017, 10:17:05 AM
With his morbid obesity, sedentary lifestyle and diet of processed junk food, Senda could leave this earth at any moment.
Falkie needs to wait..
I DO NOT have the Term Life Insurance Policy in hand yet !
I ALSO have NOT decided upon "Vacation Home" and location...
Belize and Morocco are currently leading

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 29, 2017, 08:09:19 AM
perhaps George's problem is..
"mulitalents"
inventor (kitty litter funnel, refletix hat)
author (his upcoming book)
filmography (too many)
news reporting (too many)
[list shortened for space considerations]
...PLUS MANY MORE
just how is a Falkie to decide ?
LOL

Happier Times - have you seen a draft of his book?  Are you familiar with the shotgun-wielding "Mr. Brock"?

I hope that George is still working on it as the early draft of the first few chapters that Ol' Gerry read was fantastic!

FRIENDSHIP.

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