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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

pate

Failure of concept
Saturn V got us to moon
Honey boo-boo Drools

wr250

Quote from: George Drooly on May 27, 2014, 06:14:48 AM
Jackstar

this is not a haiku for noory-san
need mustache stained host
george noory is not jackstar

aldousburbank

George loves Tommy boy
George Drooly loves the Jackstar
I just love haikus

aldousburbank

Love is a flower
And a many splendored thing
George is a moron

wr250

host with waxed moose-stache
talks about police state
screaming bullhorn jones,he is not

wr250

oh noory-san,how do we love thee
let us count the ways
we dont need any fingers for zero

aldousburbank

Which is more full of?
George's sucky little show,
or Mr. Fidget?

coaster

Hungry George Noory,
bake for ten to twelve minutes.
Fresh, hot pizza rolls.

aldousburbank

Which of these is worse?
To hear George's show, or to
be a nuthugger?


Bewildered, George asks
Is that my ass, or is it
A hole in the ground?

wr250

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 27, 2014, 06:40:02 PM
Bewildered, George asks
Is that my ass, or is it
A hole in the ground?

pondering george thinks
smoke rolls out of ears
its not hole, is a portal

wr250

tonights show going to suck
cant even make a haiku
telepathy ufos and NDEs. noory sucks

wr250

thursday brings linda moulton howe
top and bottom of hour
is only when we will hear jorch

zeebo

LMH best guest
She plays tape, George has sammich
Nooryisms low

wr250

from the land of snoorey comes
almost laughable dribble
causes me to  saw z's

wr250

a nooryless friday huzzah
we pay the price with
super suck sunday with jorch noory

wr250

super suck sunday will be upon us
with submerging artists
sucks the life out of,does noory

Jackstar

At least George never
threatened to burn down my house.
He simply tells lies.

aldousburbank

I am not sure why
I can 't think of a haiku
Of how much George sucks

wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 31, 2014, 01:13:54 PM
I am not sure why
I can 't think of a haiku
Of how much George sucks

there is not a hiaku that
can describe the suckage
that is jorch snoorey

there must be a series of hiakus
must on be many pages
to describe the noory suckage

wr250

the wind blows hard from LA
smells like pizza rolls
jorch nooron is sucking again

zeebo

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 31, 2014, 01:13:54 PM
I am not sure why
I can 't think of a haiku
Of how much George sucks

how to contemplate
an infinite suckage scale
it's an enigma

pate

Noory hates puppies
My dog has cancer:  she's four...
A coincidence?

Old Hollies album
Called King Midas in reverse
Applies to Norry

Lacks profanity
So doesn't do him justice
I'll keep on trying

wr250

sunday submerging artists
add in the nooron
presto,its super suck sunday

wr250

paranormal paradigm shift and
prison reform
where are the GIS,george

zeebo

Quote from: bigchucka on May 19, 2014, 05:17:37 PM
5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?

Speaking formally,
Haiku is five seven five
Free form though - no rules 
:D

wr250

Quote from: zeebo on June 01, 2014, 03:18:57 PM
Speaking formally,
Haiku is five seven five
Free form though - no rules 
:D

on bellgab, hiaku is 3
lines of text
telling about how much GNS

zeebo

Quote from: wr250 on June 01, 2014, 03:20:09 PM
on bellgab, hiaku is 3
lines of text
telling about how much GNS

yes essential part
of bellgab haiku structure
is george noory sucks

aldousburbank

Some Velvet Morning
When I'm not too far from straight
George Noory I hate

And maybe tell you
With some haikus, 'bout how he
Is so full of shit


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