The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

I see a crow. 

because you are a very normal (or some might say exceptional) lady !
.....myself, I see a giant shit stain of a YUGE fat person that had the unfortunate habit of thinking they had to fart, whilst in bed, and found out to late they really had to shit !
...say, about every night
...but did not want the extra work required to get up, scrub up, change shorts etc..
but that is just me

[Happier Times are Coming]

back to performance art
I once read about a lady who sat at a table, across from her a chair, patrons were invited to sit down and say anything to her ...
now, back to Falkie
just what if....
he offered instead an interactive performance art, where the patrons were invited to pose a question (for a minimal fee...say $25) and Falkie had to answer
I say I have just provided the "Big Guy" with TWO PERFORMANCE ART WINNERS ! (and money makers)

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added revenue
LIVE FEED ON YOUTUBE AND WATCH THAT MONEY FLOW IN !
......check
shipping containers
PRIUS
more kitties
shipping container studio
living next door to Art Bell in Pahrump
new junk arriving daily from Amazon
able to tip the pizza delivery girl
starbucks coffee and adolescent busty blondes every day
can afford a personal care giver
no noise from young neighbors
no neighbors, except Art and family
able to afford attorneys, to sue everybody (especially HATERS AND TROLLS)
able to afford many "Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Dolls"
able to afford the real Sweet Kathy (even though, we know she is high maintenance costs)
able to travel to Pittsburgh (to a hometown hero's welcome and parade)
a "Big John" shitter in all 6 toilets (Sweet Kathy will also appreciate)
his very own shipping container "cat house"
and on and on...
Falkie,
WHAT SAY YOU ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hey, George
"The World is YOUR Oyster"
...this could be the foyer of the NEW Casa Senda shipping container mansion!
well, it could be if you sign me on as your manager...

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George,
I have spoken to the local Amish Bishop and the men (who, I might add, are expert barn raisers) are interested in making your dream cargo shipping container mansion happen !
I have also spoken to "lefty" (he lost his right arm in a bus accident similar to Billy Meier) but is an excellent welder with his three sons and wife (who doubles as his sister) as they recently moved here from West Virginia and opened a combo welding / porno shop.
....getting the crew together
....only waiting on your go ahead

[Yorkshire pud]

George,
I have spoken to the local Amish Bishop and the men (who, I might add, are expert barn raisers) are interested in making your dream cargo shipping container mansion happen !
I have also spoken to "lefty" (he lost his right arm in a bus accident similar to Billy Meier) but is an excellent welder with his three sons and wife (who doubles as his sister) as they recently moved here from West Virginia and opened a combo welding / porno shop.
....getting the crew together
....only waiting on your go ahead

He uses his son and wife/sister to weld with? Gas welding or MIG?

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He uses his son and wife/sister to weld with? Gas welding or MIG?

I dunno
all I know is he has this big stick and swings it in an arc.
does that help ?
I do think "lefty" and his family would get along well with the Amish !
...of course, Falkie would be the "brains" of the operation !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie,
Sit back and imagine touring the country with your "PERFORMANCE ART" show !
.....of course, in the comfort of the ultra decked out "Falkiepopotamus RV"

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There are 34 people lurking on FALKIE2013...
IF we all just "donated" $10,000 each...
Falkie would be able to afford the lifestyle he is so deserving of !
....what do ya all think ?

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DAMN
WHAT HAPPENED ?
there are "only" three now !

[WhiteCrow]

DAMN
WHAT HAPPENED ?
there are "only" three now !

I showed up?  Foster I'm really enjoying the new season with you at the helm..

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I showed up?  Foster I'm really enjoying the new season with you at the helm..

"Old Crow", you might have "hit the nail on the head"
....I have always assumed you drink the "bottom shelf stuff"

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I showed up?  Foster I'm really enjoying the new season with you at the helm..

Old Crow,
oh, I apologize for neglecting to extend my appreciation for your post !
....coming from a "bottom shelf drinker", it really means something !

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Old Crow,
Why not join Falkie in a PERFORMANCE ART event ?
Old Crow and the Falkiepopotamus ?
What a pair !

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Hey,
Old Crow...
just how many fifths do ya polished off in a day ?
....I'm guessing 2 and a 1/2 pint
....am I right ?
by the way, your taste is in good company !
(not mine, though...but good)
Besides Blackburn, many American politicians have declared their love for Old Crow. It has been said that it was the drink of choice for American general and later 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant.[4] An apocryphal story about Grant's drinking has the general's critics going to President Abraham Lincoln, charging the military man with being a drunk. Lincoln is supposed to have replied, "By the way, gentlemen, can either of you tell me where General Grant procures his whiskey? Because, if I can find out, I will send every general in the field a barrel of it!"[5]
Confederate General Jubal Early was also a fan of Old Crow.
Another famous politician who preferred Old Crow was Henry Clay, of Kentucky,[1] who was even featured in Old Crow advertisements.

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Hey,
Falkie
just came across an old advertisement featuring your best buddy Old Crow..
thought you might enjoy !

[Happier Times are Coming]

I showed up?  Foster I'm really enjoying the new season with you at the helm..

errrr, I guess I should have said thank you earlier.....
passed out again ?
on the toilet ?
in the lazy boy ?
in the car ?
on the floor ?
in McDonalds ?
in the bathtub ?
on your sofa bed .... in the midst of self abuse ?
in your closet in the middle of masturbating ?
oh well, let me know when you come to...
hey, I think I will put up an office pool for my employees...
just finished the Indy 500 pool

[paladin1991]

felchie.  Are you going to take my next piece of advice?

[Rally Squirrel]

New Kathy's Corner is up and surprise, she has no bruises because they have been apart.

And a real surprise, her place is clean and no crap all around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGeGwielY4A

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ewww
well, we have all heard the story of George's mother insisting Sweet Kathy round those two YUGE undulating boobs (Sweet Kathy's YUGE unduLating breasts, NOT George and Sweet Kathy) up and wear a YUGE special reinforced brazier and how Sweet Kathy (and George) preferred they just be free...
ewwww
well, as you can see the two YUGE undulating boobs (Sweet Kathy's YUGE undulating breasts, NOT George and Sweet Kathy) have almost (due to decades of undulating) reached her ewwww crotch when seated !
Kathy's Korner did leave all of us in suspense!
.....so many unanswered questions !
when standing how far down do they hang ?
has George ever weighed them ? or even one ?
has George given each on a "pet" name ?
does George have a "pet" name for Sweet Kathy's crusty crotch ?
did George and Sweet Kathy "break in" the new king sized mattress ?
will George show us the whole apartment ?
how much did George spend on Seeet Kathy's Pokémon present ?
can we see the inside of it again ?
why does Sweet Kathy with the Pokémon characters were real ?
was there, and if so, what kind of weird sex went down ?
did George wear his "sex machine" YUGE RED shorts and shirt ?
did Sweet Kathy have on any panties ?
did George have on any panties ?
where are the panties ?
so many questions....
is this the beginning of another series ?

[whoozit]

New Kathy's Corner is up and surprise, she has no bruises because they have been apart.

And a real surprise, her place is clean and no crap all around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGeGwielY4A

I love it when Falkie and Kathy talk about greed in others.  I suspect Kathy may start bruising again, she does not take George's direction quickly or fully enough.

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I love it when Falkie and Kathy talk about greed in others.  I suspect Kathy may start bruising again, she does not take George's direction quickly or fully enough.

I disagree
I think her "new" shitblasted glued king size mattress really agrees with her "delicate skin" !

[Lilith]

I dunno, I put Kathys videos on full screen, and her right eye looks like she actually has a black eye, and I still see the "bruising" or birthmarks on the side of her head on both sides.  I have never thought George beats her, and I still don't.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I dunno, I put Kathys videos on full screen, and her right eye looks like she actually has a black eye, and I still see the "bruising" or birthmarks on the side of her head on both sides.  I have never thought George beats her, and I still don't.

Brig,
I agree with your assessment and opinion
I have never thought George beats Sweet Kathy
...squashes cats by sitting and stepping on them YES,
but beat Sweet Kathy NO

[Lilith]

Brig,
I agree with your assessment and opinion
I have never thought George beats Sweet Kathy
...squashes cats by sitting and stepping on them YES,
but beat Sweet Kathy NO

Great minds think alike.  Let the rest think what they may.

[Rally Squirrel]

I dunno, I put Kathys videos on full screen, and her right eye looks like she actually has a black eye, and I still see the "bruising" or birthmarks on the side of her head on both sides.  I have never thought George beats her, and I still don't.

I do not think he beats her but he does slap her. He has pretty much said so.

George is quick to anger and sometimes he hits her a little too hard.

[Happier Times are Coming]

George
you did NOT show any PUSSY in your most recent "Kathy's Korner" video !
you had discussed on my occasions how you were going to abduct one of the feral cats you feed to replace Boop !
with Sweet Kathy's birthday coming up and all what happened ?
I am just left to conclude you let Sweet Kathy down as i did NOT see any PUSSY

[Lilith]

I feel sad now.  I was hoping to see Sweet Kathy on the bus going home with George. 

https://youtu.be/tRnGYClaPXg

[whoozit]

I feel sad now.  I was hoping to see Sweet Kathy on the bus going home with George. 

https://youtu.be/tRnGYClaPXg

Would that be a happy or sad ending?  I guess that is why the word bittersweet was invented.

[Lilith]

Would that be a happy or sad ending?  I guess that is why the word bittersweet was invented.

I know, Right?

Anyway, my day is ruined.