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Started by The General, February 11, 2011, 01:33:34 AM

Swishypants

Also, Black people respect physical violence above all else. If you show strength in dealing with them, they instinctively fall in line. Show weakness, or try to be their "friend" and they will fuck you up! The next time there is a riot I hope Trump does rubber bullets. It will end right then and there guaranteed! If they produce guns, drop napalm on them. It will end TOOT-SWEET!

ItsOver

Quote from: Swishypants on December 14, 2017, 07:17:23 PM
Women trade pussy for food and shelter and protection. They have since the human race began and always will. There is not a woman alive at any socio-economic level that would not fuck you if you offered her 5,000. Married or otherwise. They are genetically programmed to drop to their knees for what their instincts tell them is an Alpha-Male, either by strength or financial power. So long as you keep it on the down low, they are ready willing and able! And if they get raped, they love it deep down. They come their little cave woman brains out, but the guy goes to prison so don't do it guys!
"Thank you for that update.  And now, in closing."
http://youtu.be/FmiuEwJUDR0

Swishypants

There is what people say, and what people do. I focus on what they do and ignore the bullshit coming out of their cockholsters.

Swishypants

Europeans have been handicapped by Roman interpretations of Christianity. We are moving ever closer to that yolk being removed. Watch out! The BEAST will return, and scorched earth is the only thing that will be visible afterward. "History DOES NOT repeat itself! But it rhymes!" - Samuel Clemons (Mark Twain)

Quote from: Swishypants on December 14, 2017, 06:53:55 PM
The age of consent is still 14 in many states, and was 14 in all of them up until the early 90's. Now it's 16 in most states. Tracy Lords was 15 and was totally legal at the time when she did porn. It was not uncommon for girls to get married by 13 in the United States up until after the Great Depression. It's how families kept their daughters fed and alive a lot of times. Even up into the 50's it happened.

NEWSFLASH! Most people FUCK by 16 years old! Sorry! It's reality.

Yep, maybe Meatiepie and Spy weren't so lucky.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 14, 2017, 07:42:04 PM
Yep, maybe Meatiepie and Spy weren't so lucky.

I still want to bone 18 year old Christy Canyon! Big Ol floppy tits beating me about the face and neck! Nasty Bitch! I love her! :)

3OctaveFart

I commingled with those my own age. Weird, I know.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 14, 2017, 02:46:13 PM
When you're able to do more than insult people then maybe you'd actually be...

Good advice for Trump.  Except you somehow don't think any of that applies to him - just the opposite, right?



Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 13, 2017, 09:40:56 PM
... I and a lot of others enjoy his temperament, sense of humor, his confidence and forthrightness and voted for them...

Swishypants

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on December 14, 2017, 08:24:13 PM
I commingled with those my own age. Weird, I know.

No shit sherlock! Most of us do! But that doesn't mean we don't NATURALLY find 16 year old hotties totally fuckable! You're a God Damn liar if you say you don't! It's nature! A 16 year old female body is FULLY READY to produce children! Ever notice teen mothers that age bounce right back while a 28 year old turns into a saggy skin bag?

Swishypants

When I was 16, I fucked this 16 year old girl. My God, I can still feel her pussy grip around my cock! :)

Swishypants

My girlfriend at the time was also a freak! She was 16 as well. She would take me out to the woods, strip naked, oil up with baby oil, command me to stay dressed but just pull my cock out, and give her a 5 second head start. I was to chase her down, force her onto all fours, and pound that pussy like a jackhammer under the full moon in winter time! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! Don't tell me 16 year old girls aren't kinky as fuck! I know first hand they are! Big ole Tripple-D tits! I wrecked that shit and shot my load all over her back many times!

https://youtu.be/iDpYBT0XyvA

Swishypants

A little note on having three 18 year old co-eds btw; you can fuck them all; asses, mouths, pussies; but you have to shoot your load into your girlfriend or she gets mad.  8)  (Yall motherfuckers be at pornhub lookin' up Christy Canyon and Tracy Lords about now! You bitches need JESUS!)


Swishypants

Got an 7 inch cock, but it's real fat Tigerlilly. You'll be hitting me up one day. I'll fuck you mean, and you'll LOVE IT! "Fuck you fucker! I hate you! FUCK ME HARD!!!" I can fill the pussy up, and you can pretend it fills up the hole in your soul that causes you to be a middle aged headcase that thinks she's a fucking mythical witch! I won't call later or talk to you ever again, but you're fine with that. :)

https://youtu.be/ur1N3UyT1lE

Shave that beat-up hole, and paint your fingers and toes red! Grab the headboard and shut the fuck up! ;)

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Swishypants on December 14, 2017, 08:46:30 PM
Got an 7 inch cock, but it's real fat Tigerlilly. You'll be hitting me up one day. I'll fuck you mean, and you'll LOVE IT! "Fuck you fucker! I hate you! FUCK ME HARD!!!" I can fill the pussy up, and you can pretend it fills up the hole in your soul that causes you to be a middle aged headcase that thinks she's a fucking mythical witch! I won't call later or talk to you ever again, but you're fine with that. :)

https://youtu.be/ur1N3UyT1lE

Shave that beat-up hole, and paint your fingers and toes red! Grab the headboard and shut the fuck up! ;)

You hang tough MV.  Don't you let the fact that this internet weenie waiver is using your boards to get his rocks off and is offensive to all but you stir you into action.  You stick to your guns and keep on refusing to get involved.  After all, that's not something that the owner of BellGab should bother himself with.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 14, 2017, 08:24:32 PM
Good advice for Trump.  Except you somehow don't think any of that applies to him - just the opposite, right?

I get that living in SF is making you too uptight to understand asymmetry, baby. Go get some medical marijuana! ;)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on December 14, 2017, 08:24:13 PM
I commingled with those my own age. Weird, I know.

Be honest! It's because the young hotties didn't want anything to do with you but would point and laugh instead. You vowed there and then that you'd never sleep with a younger girl...which is why you didn't lose your virginity until your late twenties.  :D

Kidnostad3

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on December 14, 2017, 08:24:13 PM
I commingled with those my own age. Weird, I know.

You commingled with your fist.  I sense that you are and were uglier than a sack full of assholes. 



Quote from: Swishypants on December 14, 2017, 08:33:30 PM
My girlfriend at the time was also a freak! She was 16 as well. She would take me out to the woods, strip naked, oil up with baby oil, command me to stay dressed but just pull my cock out, and give her a 5 second head start. I was to chase her down, force her onto all fours, and pound that pussy like a jackhammer under the full moon in winter time! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! Don't tell me 16 year old girls aren't kinky as fuck! I know first hand they are! Big ole Tripple-D tits! I wrecked that shit and shot my load all over her back many times!...

The day SP confessed to still being a virgin, making it safe for MD and 136 to follow suit

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 14, 2017, 11:14:05 PM
The day SP confessed he's still a virgin, making it safe for MD and 136 to follow suit

Back in your box, gimp! >:(

Dr. MD MD

Public confidence level in the FBI: 0%

Swishypants

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 14, 2017, 10:09:13 PM
You hang tough MV.  Don’t you let the fact that this internet weenie waiver is using your boards to get his rocks off and is offensive to all but you stir you into action.  You stick to your guns and keep on refusing to get involved.  After all, that’s not something that the owner of BellGab should bother himself with.


How do you know he and I are not "Imperial Grunts?" You are not in the club Kidnostad. Deal with it.


Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 14, 2017, 11:17:11 PM
Public confidence level in the FBI: 0%

You are FBI material all the way! We shut your weak ass down constantly. You will never be us. You are too stupid.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 14, 2017, 11:54:37 PM
You are FBI material all the way! We shut your weak ass down constantly. You will never be us. You are too stupid.

Oh, now you're an FBI man? That's nice. You're a good boy!  :)

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on December 14, 2017, 08:24:13 PM
I commingled with those my own age. Weird, I know.


I generally did too until my mid 20's, then I dated girls from 18-30.  My wife is 6 years younger than me and we pretty much have the same taste in things. 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 15, 2017, 01:30:44 AM

I generally did too until my mid 20's, then I dated girls from 18-30.  My wife is 6 years younger than me and we pretty much have the same taste in things.

You dog, you!  ;)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 15, 2017, 01:32:04 AM
You dog, you!  ;)

There was a lot of opportunity during that period when I worked retail.  :D ;)


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 15, 2017, 01:34:18 AM
There was a lot of opportunity during that period when I worked retail.  :D ;)

I can grok it! 8)

   I'll never forget the first time.  At 13, I was taking a trip to the Hunstville Space museum in a schoolbus with my very first real girlfriend, Dee Dee Davis.  I'm not kidding.  That's her name.  LOL.  We started necking and having kissing contests on the bus, seeing what couple could French kiss longer. We won that contest keeping our tongues in each other's mouths for 10 minutes. Teachers did nothing to stop us.  They were just smiling at us.  Finally on the all night journey back home, we started the heavy petting and licking.  Later on in the night, most were sleeping and we managed to spend a good 10 minutes fucking in the seats.  We got off the bus in the morning with the teachers having big fat grins on their faces.  No one complained lol.  Good times.

   True story, honest to God.  PS.  She had to wear a turtleneck for the next couple of weeks due to the hickeys I'd given her.  That really pissed her off but she gave as good as she got and I felt no need to cover up. We eventually broke up but it was fun while it lasted.  I'll never forget her.

Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was a big hit at the time and seemed to play every half hour on the schoolbus radio.

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