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Messages - Evil Twin Of Zen

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He is NOT giving refunds. So don’t even think about it.

If he goes to AlienCon in 2019 he is going to fly and he will have a car and a highlander and his old GoPro with a tv screen and a new gopro6 with wifi and and his ipad will be fixed and he will have a new ipad and he will have rolling luggage with wheels. And he won’t be rushed like this time. He will have more than 9 months to plan for it.



sooooooooooooooooooooo...... not his fault......... huh..... go figure.


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FAT FALKIE
“next time I will fly”
“next time I will plan better”
“next time I will have saved more money”
“next time I won’t be carrying all my bags everywhere”
“next time I will...”

LOL
will there be a “next time” ?

"next time I will pay an adult to plan my trip"

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 18, 2018, 05:48:33 PM »
Ha. That is classic. Why would two guys be sitting so close together when there is ample space on the couch? And the holding hands bit I never noticed. Nice sleuthing.


Remember the guy Obama, or whatever his name is, admits he was biracial and raised by a cross-dressing homosexual nanny in an Islamic country of Indonesia by his mother and step-father because his purported real father was a bigamist and alcoholic before he was sent to live with an "uncle" in Hawaii who was a pornographer and avowed communist where he got into a drug gang. Surely any child would thrive in those conditions and turn out completely normal.

sounds like something outta MAD Magazine.


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 16, 2018, 07:15:17 PM »
God save the Queen and all that...




God bless America....




 8)

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I don't know if it's urban myth but apparently only John Hurt and the director knew exactly what was going to happen in that scene.

that is what i have always heard about it.

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You want disclosure?

There are no aliens.  It's all bullshit.

or.... the deal is that the aliens will turn us into reproductive incubators if disclosure happens.... all of us.




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Is he died yet? Has the L.A. county health department been told about the fat fuck could die in their county? Has the Biohazard teams been put on stand by yet? Does the California Army National Guard redeployed their CH-47s so they remove the fat fuck when he does die in the LA area? Here is a question for everyone. When the fat fuck does died, Is the government going to take his fat ass to Heather Wade's place??

you do understand that Kathy has access to all his stuff...




 ;D

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he packed three toothbrushes?

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Senda was not made to understand that he needed to develop a skill set, something any 17-year-old understands.

George wasn't/isn't willing to work toward the basic things in life. now it's too late for him to change.

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Poor George was asked not to feed cats by the manager of an establishment, was called a pain in the ass, and was ordered off the property.  Nsturally, George considers this animal cruelty.  He simply cannot understand another person's perspective.  The food residue can attract insects or vermin, or even more stray animals.  George even suggests it may be " a racial thing, " the manager obviously not a white man...that's not racist, the guy isn't white.  STFU.

i think the guy just found George to be annoying.

"you're being a pain in the ass. get off my property and don't come back"


i don't see the problem.  ;)

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Someone needs to finish the Book of Hesitations to document all of the begats of the cats.

wow. glad to know i'm not the only one noticing that the "begats" are a thing.

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Random Topics / Re: The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!
« on: June 11, 2018, 08:10:12 PM »

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  I always suspected the rot in the bathroom had attracted unwanted spirits, but who really knows.

did you try calling the EPA?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 10, 2018, 05:27:29 PM »
And finally for now...I just ordered one of these.... Oh fuck it's funny.. ;D




................................ ;)




btw... i like the shirt.   :)

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I agree that headdress looks demonic.

I think inclusiveness should not include Satanists.  One of their goals (maybe not all of them, but enough of them) is to subversively undermine everyone else, so why give them inclusion.



http://www.dictionary.com/browse/inclusiveness
Quote
including or encompassing the stated limit or extremes in consideration or account (usually used postpositively): from 6 to 37 inclusive.
including a great deal, or encompassing everything concerned; comprehensive: an inclusive art form; an inclusive fee.
enclosing; embracing: an inclusive fence.
Grammar. (of the first person plural) including the person or persons spoken to, as we in Shall we dance?


i am not convinced you have ever seen a demon.


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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: June 07, 2018, 12:11:40 AM »

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: June 06, 2018, 01:49:02 AM »
Some women only know how to express their love in terms of annoyance. ;)

Typewriters?

beats the hell out of using death threats as love language.  8)

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and another thing....

how bout those bizarre sounds coming from Kathy over the phone? not her speaking. just weird random grunts, snorts, and stuff. sounded like a dead pelican out-gassing in a 55 gallon steel barrel.

took me awhile to figure out it was her.

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If you were his doctor, you might also be happy to find his blood pressure bordering on fatal...

got close when he flipped out screaming that he needed this vacation. . .


vacation? HA!

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George flips out at about 42:30



he was never going to pay for the convention trip... everyone else was expected to pay for it. when it doesn't happen, everyone gets fed attitude.  ;)


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I've yet to notice evidence of visible underwear when his royal highness stands up and has to pull up his shorts. That considered likely leaves fecal matter contamination everywhere, on his chair, in the air, on his keyboard and shared with Abhram during his visits.

Multiply that event happening every day for years and you have a serious biological hazard just waiting to spread to adjacent dwellings.

It's only a matter time....


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I'm worried about a cardiac event for Senda.

His fans must prevail upon him to stop eating excessively.

nope.

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It's only a matter of time before she's swept off her feet, with the aid of a forklift.


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If George goes to Aliencon...I'll give the link for the live thread where we all follow his adventures.

Stay tuned.

gee. seems that it was just last year he was saying how he had the Alien Con all planned out... with cash to spare.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 01, 2018, 09:05:03 PM »
What a fucking liar (sorry, not lies - just politics).  Everything she writes in her statement applies far more to the Obama years than to where we are with Trump.  Health insurance premiums up double digits?  Check.  Families kicked off their coverage?  Check. 

Insurance company profits up, gas prices up, soaring cost of living, stagnant wages, sell out of working families, corporations raising dividends and share buybacks? Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.  All happened under Obama.  Of course that - we were told repeatedly - was all Bushes' fault.

.... and her head rattles when you shake her ....


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Random Topics / Re: Westworld
« on: June 01, 2018, 08:56:09 PM »
the soundtracks have been great.

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Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: May 30, 2018, 06:43:52 PM »
So do I go to this Hamburger Eating contest on Saturday?  I'd have to go stag as Mrs. Walks has said there is no
way in hell she is going.
  One of the contestants has apparently put down two gallons of Chili and 312 ounces of Chowder.



https://www.crabtree-valley-mall.com/events/hwy-55-hamburger-eating-championship

tell her there is a shoe sale going on at the same mall. then make a shit eating grin that will be worth it.... no matter what happens next.  ;)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: the roseanne barr controversy
« on: May 30, 2018, 06:39:42 PM »
i think it's fucking hilarious.  8)


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