Ask Jackstar Anything

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Well, it was.

[Dr. MD MD]

Absolutely smashing my dear, and tnx for asking!

Hi, pud.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

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Leon Trotsky
Thinks you're hotsky
Be My Valentine

[Jackstar]

Absolutely smashing my dear, and tnx for asking!

The forum has reached a new low.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The forum has reached a new low.

Hold my beer

[Metron2267]

Jack...how did your post on the DEWs being used to clear property for CaliPhonya's high speed rail taking pan out?

[Metron2267]

Hold my beer

Come on Piggy dear, let's go!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Come on Piggy dear, let's go!

[Metron2267]

Naugahyde goatse to U, sweety!

[WOTR]

"Ask WOTR Anything"

What is the first thing you would do if you were granted one day in the body of a woman?

And I was concerned that this was not going to turn into the sunday night sex show with WOTR.

First thing?  Likely breathe.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

And I was concerned that this was not going to turn into the sunday night sex show with WOTR.

First thing?  Likely breathe.

You were concerned that...it was not?

Sex sells, man.  I was trying to drive traffic to your thread.  Then Billie Lasker came marching in and killed the mood.

Pretend that this is in the form of a question: "Tell me something that women should never do?"

[Jojo]

You were concerned that...it was not?

Sex sells, man.  I was trying to drive traffic to your thread.  Then Billie Lasker came marching in and killed the mood.

Pretend that this is in the form of a question: "Tell me something that women should never do?"

You said sex sells.   You mean women's bodies sell.   Don't confuse women's bodies with sex.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You said sex sells.   You mean women's bodies sell.   Don't confuse women's bodies with sex.

Never get invited back for parties?  Well...there's your problem.

[starrmtn001]

Not a question, but a statement.

Happy, belated, Valentine's Day.

[Walks_At_Night]

And I was concerned that this was not going to turn into the sunday night sex show with WOTR.

First thing?  Likely breathe.

I could have sworn you were gonna say "That depends on the size of my whoppers".  Huh.

[Dr. MD MD]

I could have sworn you were gonna say "That depends on the size of my whoppers".  Huh.

I’m sure DPS was hoping he’d say he would chug a nice big cock because that’s what he would do and he likes to watch too. 

[Metron2267]

Pretend that this is in the form of a question: "Tell me something that women should never do?"

Fart.

[Metron2267]

Not a question, but a statement.

Happy, belated, Valentine's Day.

And the same to you, sorry I already ate the chocolate...

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I’m sure DPS was hoping he’d say he would chug a nice big cock because that’s what he would do and he likes to watch too. 

Dr. Peterpuffer tastefully explains what kind of sex sells when he is doing the buying.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Fart.

WOTR is doing a brilliant job so far, without your help.

Take the hint and beat it, pal.

[Metron2267]

WOTR is doing a brilliant job so far, without your help.

Take the hint and beat it, pal.

Oh don't be contumacious piggy dear.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Oh don't be contumacious piggy dear.

Nice two dollar word.  It's a shame that you're not using it correctly.

[Metron2267]

Nice two dollar word.  It's a shame that you're not using it correctly.

Have you been obedient?

No.

[Dr. MD MD]

Have you been obedient?

No.

Pure faggotry.

Note his continued use of the compensatory “cool” emoticon, the opposite of what metron is. 

[Metron2267]

Hallo Leghumper, wanna cookie?

[Dr. MD MD]

Hallo Leghumper, wanna cookie?

Even that dog is more manly than you.

[AZZERAE]

https://youtu.be/v9x6OvllHZ4

[Dr. MD MD]

https://youtu.be/v9x6OvllHZ4

What a surprise! Metron’s boyfriend chimes in. You’re the Cathy to his Falkie.

[Metron2267]

[AZZERAE]