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Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:42:07 PM
Oh sorry, is this some sort of Watch Netflix and Chill thing?

Gee, I hope so.  Care to have a look at "The Manila Special" with me?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:17:21 PM
Coming from a person whose idea of a romantic evening is going elbow deep in some Fiipina street urchin's lower intestine, I don't think your opinion carries much weight with me.

I fisted her pussy.  Fisting asses is for queers.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:40:54 PM
Relax- you're not the one I'm focused on here.

Oh god!  That just leaves me and Smedley.

I'm frightened.  Hold me, Dr Dicktooter

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:37:23 PM
Getting very ghetto there, gramps.

Ghetto would be "yo haid from yo azz"

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM
I wonder why Shreddie dislikes older women so much.

He doesn't seem to like ANY women.  Frankly speaking, I think he might play for the pink team.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM
Has anyone ever told you guys that you are really bad at this?

Being young?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 04:20:57 PM
Sigh! Being dead. You know, like some of those children in border detention camps that are taken from their parents.

If they don't like it, they should just go back to Aliveland where they came from

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 03:50:38 PM
Being old is better than the alternative.

Being young?

Why wasn't I informed?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 28, 2019, 03:02:37 PM
Can’t seem to post in either the Trump or Hillary thread.

It is a great pity.

Quote from: Juan on October 28, 2019, 02:25:31 PM
Published in USA Today

By "published" you mean explained through the use of cartoons, right?

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 02:25:32 PM
Nah- he's even older than I am- nobody wants to see his spotty bottom.

That's what the blindfold is for.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 02:20:44 PM
Who knows, Roswells- I have three sibling with expensive, ivy league educations who couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if you put the instructions on the sole.

So, they wear boots, eh?  That's revealing.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 02:11:41 PM
Thank you for this clear and concise explanation, and here I thought it was just a simple lie.

Understandable that a Trump supporter would prefer the tl;dr version of legislative policy.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 02:17:42 PM
You need to go back through her pants a bit,

Don't mind if I doooo....

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 02:11:41 PM
Well Sonny boy, aging is not an option. We do, however have the option to mature with age- or not.

Ouchy.  Shouldn't you be issuing the pants-down spankings to someone who enjoys it?*

* i.e. Sneddy

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 01:40:54 PM
Anything like 'If you like your doctor- you can keep your doctor' period.

You don't seem to understand how this works.  In order to immunize Obamacare from assault, the Dems need to move the line waaaay over to the left.

Sort of like what the Russians did with Eastern Europe after WWII, or Moscow Mitch is currently doing with the Supreme Court.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 01:46:13 PM
Does he mean 'Harvard grad' from when it used to mean something or is he one of the current crop of fine, genetically modified, Harvard grads?

You're sooo cynical.  You must be REALLY old.

Quote from: Juan on October 28, 2019, 01:27:01 PM
There’s some talk that Trump should get a third term if acquitted in the impeachment because Democrats have done so much to obstruct his first term. After all, the constitution is a living, breathing document, isn’t it?

So, by that logic, eight more years of Obama, then?

The adulation of the Trumpanzees knows no bounds.  It's like listening to a gaggle of 12 year old girls talking about Justin Bieber.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 01:05:11 PM

I don't know...this guy seems kind of hot:

They're selling Fuck Trump guitars at Walmart now? 

Imma wait until he's yanked from office like a mediocre vaudeville hoofer.  That's when all this stuff goes on Sale.  And just in time for Christmas!

Quote from: Jackstar on October 28, 2019, 12:43:56 PM
Imagine, being this salty & thirsty.

I've read your posts about Trump, and it's clear that you know what salty tastes like.

(Despite hanging that meatball over the plate, this is an excellent comeback.  It just goes to show why you are my favorite* poster)

*That is homosexual and doesn't send me recipes

I wish that I could make a personal lubricant out of this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvpr43nZQs

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 26, 2019, 11:38:08 PM
So, one liar said another liar wasn’t a liar. And that’s supposed to make me feel better about him?!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 25, 2019, 04:51:24 PM
The Democrats eulogizing of Ellijah Cummings, of course, got a little over the top (Hillary just can’t sound genuine, no matter what); especially for a man who, at least toward the end of his life, seemed to be nothing more than a rabid left-wing propagandist muckraker and often just an outright liar. He also claimed to be a Christain, who aren’t supposed to lie and so he also lied about that. I guess in some people’s minds anyone who ever knew Martin Luther King Jr. must be holy and incapable of deceit.

This is side-splittingly hilarious!  When has the truth ever mattered to you, Dr Dicktooter?  You're the biggest liar on Bellgab, and everyone knows it.  In fact, no one is a bigger liar than you except for your primary masturbation-aid and fellow sociopathic retard, Agent Orange.  I don't see you tut-tutting about his exhaustively-documented lying that goes back for decades.  Maybe you'll get on to it after you swallow and he zips up. 

By the way, did you notice how your lord and saviour got so totally pasted by Obama during his Cummings eulogy?

"[B)eing a strong man includes being kind. That there is nothing weak about kindness and compassion. There is nothing weak about looking out for others. There is nothing weak about being honorable. You are not a sucker to have integrity and to treat others with respect. I was sitting here and I was just noticing The Honorable Elijah E. Cummings and, you know, this is a title that we confer on all kinds of people who get elected to public office. We’re supposed to introduce them as honorable.  But Elijah Cummings was honorable before he was elected to office. There’s a difference. There is a difference if you are honorable and treated others honorably outside the limelight."

Trump, outside of the limelight:

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 24, 2019, 12:10:37 AM
Sigh. Leftists just can’t bantz.

Does this make you hot?  Sure it does.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 23, 2019, 11:12:58 PM
Jackstar in a liplock with phaggotry

  is more or less the same as 

Quote from: Jackstar on October 23, 2019, 12:01:36 PM

Thank you for keeping the perspective of Aging Homosexual Shut-ins in the mix.  The poor dears are so often too shy to express how they feel.

You are appreciated.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 23, 2019, 02:09:01 AM
You rival her as the biggest establishment cunt ever.