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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

Eddie Coyle


      Canker Sore, Migraine
      Genital Warts, Gangrene Toe
      Preferable to Noory

I am George the Snorge
I like cartoons and prank calls
My friends call me Dave

Inspired with wonderous
magnificence and / or awe
none of this with Noory

Uh Portle Opensh
Uh Dimenshunal Be-een
Fyshics' in muh Gut

starrmtn001

The cave!
The cave!
Noory's in
the cave.

Plato's "Cave"
and
Noory's cave,
one in the same
must be.


Sardondi


Epic Haiku

Real experience             
to live in fear, isn't it?
A radio slave.

I've said things people
would not believe: attack lips
on fire - pizza roll

I've hustled C Cranes
in dark, on air, half trying
while Danheiser ate

All these shitty times
will be lost like the bad guests
I drop - "Open Lines!"

September comes soon
I am not ready for this
Oh crap, time to die






coaster

clears throat.. ahem.....


A simple man crept quietly through the streets of Mexico.
Blackened sweat smeared down along his brow.
Kidnappers lurked in the shadows ready to pounce.
Stolen from his taxi, he now makes these dirty streets his home.
Rain puddles and turkey sandwiches.
Another night south of the Rockies.

Not Ed Gee uh-nuff
In-ter-vu-in' on thuh fly
Jush mailin' it in

Meanandnasty

A man contained
Within the Coast format
Never speaking wholly

Meanandnasty

During the midnight hours
Noory-san, Deaf, headphones on
Staff, Behind the glass listening to Art replays

Meanandnasty

Implants, Botox, Plugs, Lift
A new man artificially looms
Still lacking available starlets

Meanandnasty

Writing haiku for Noory-san
Hard mentally draining
Just like Coast show prep

coaster

You're on Coast to Coast,
Hey George, you really suck, guy.
on to next caller.

Lesh go to thuh pfones
Phyllis from Denver hi Phil
He mustuh hung up

Twenty-Three Hundred
Souls Boarded Gaiam TV
Good Ship Titanic

lonevoice

Who is Bruce Bateman?
Houston, we have a problem.
There is no baby.

Usagi

Poor old Marilyn
Was she in an accident?
Dave's slow to catch on

A lone white dove cries.
A wise owl loses her way.
George is on the air.

Ware thar'sh plants ther'sh rain......
Ware thar'sh planets ther'sh shunlite......
It'sh unbleev-uhble.

Dusk, the Nighthawk Soars
Unteathered by Reason's Laws
to Bomb Once Again


MV/Liberace!

I'm shitting myself laughing.

Tinfoil Hat

Turn off Coast to Coast
George Noory's level of suck
Is Beyond Bleef

drcrafty

I would guess your mind,
Is a part of who you are.
Coincidences?

drcrafty

City of Angels.
Art is wagering war? Gosh.
Summon the portals!

coaster

whoever it was that found,
how to shink pizza
into small bite size rolls, thanks.

Eddie Coyle


      Gateway to the West
      Brings us radio's awful pest
      Wig wearing douchebag

Eddie Coyle


     A two legged tick
     Angels, no coincidences
     Radio's colostomy bag

Siamesemama1

Mediocrity
Crap Rises Over L.A.
Dumbed Down From Top  :P

Auff thuh Puh-sif-ick
Frum thuh gateway to thuh West
Hullo how are yewwwww

Hellow, how are yuuu?
That'sh zactly rite; I luv it.
Uh noth'r clashic.

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