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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

chefist

Quote from: WinWinS on June 01, 2018, 10:56:17 PM
The Dark Void

This is going in the wrong direction. Ha 😁

El Chorro

"Art actually talked to me...for like, ten whole minutes...(sniff, sniff)...of course, his guest had dropped off the line and he was facing dead air."

Sean92008

Quote from: WinWinS on June 01, 2018, 10:56:17 PM
The Dark Void
The Pathway to Enlightenment
(I got a theme song for it...)


OK, you havw whiskey and bourbon and rye and Irish wheat is the difference?


Doomed

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on June 01, 2018, 11:04:16 PM
I own a ball gag and a chastity belt and not afraid to use them
Marry me.

Quote from: El Chorro on June 01, 2018, 11:05:31 PM
"Art actually talked to me...for like, ten whole minutes...(sniff, sniff)...of course, his guest had dropped off the line and he was facing dead air."

This is pretty grim.  In a hilarious way.

PChirp

What does Weather Hade like on her pizza pies?!?  :o :o :o

Mr Apnea

Quote from: PrairieGhost on June 01, 2018, 10:44:35 PM
What would you call it? I'm not a fan of wormhole either.

Dave:  Gab Tunnel
Heater:  Colon Blow Hole


Quote from: PurpleChirple on June 01, 2018, 11:07:38 PM
What does Weather Hade like on her pizza pies?!?  :o :o :o

Bell Peppers

Quote from: Sean92008 on June 01, 2018, 11:06:07 PM
The Pathway to Enlightenment
(I got a theme song for it...)

The G Spot!


Sean92008

Wow, didn't know "goodnight Vienna" was still used...

Lilith

This callers voice sounds familiar  :o

PChirp

I wonder what time they quit delivering to the Pahrump cuckshack?    :D

timebandit

wow another one..fawnnn


Sean92008

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on June 01, 2018, 11:09:43 PM
Sorry don't do Americans or any gaigins
Hey, some of us can go to hostess bars and keep it on the down low...  As long as money changes hands, it's not a relationship...  🙄

Lilith

I'm not at all convinced she is answering any calls that she doesn't know who it is.


"I don't want my face out there."

Quote from: PrairieGhost on June 01, 2018, 10:44:35 PM
What would you call it? I'm not a fan of wormhole either.
The Wire.

PChirp

Quote from: brig on June 01, 2018, 11:13:53 PM
I'm not at all convinced she is answering any calls that she doesn't know who it is.

Agree totally, Brig   ???

timebandit

Heather has nice LEGacys..

#HeatherArmy


Sean92008

Quote from: brig on June 01, 2018, 11:13:53 PM
I'm not at all convinced she is answering any calls that she doesn't know who it is.
Yet she still needs a 40-second dump.button...

Nobody

Here are the potential callers everyone mentioned; let's see how many call in:

Paul and Ella

Tom From Maryland

Fapping Guy (?)

Dale from Austin

Bear

Mike From Montana,

Smog (Smaug?)

Wolfman

Paul The Black-Eyed Kids Guy

Steve from California

Mark From Switzerland (long shot)

Last night's caller from Memphis???

SpookyTim

Art gave her permission to use "Roswells"

Quote from: Sean92008 on June 01, 2018, 11:15:45 PM
Yet she still needs a 40-second dump.button...
She needs to use it to erase her incessant blubbering.

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