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Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102961 on: May 18, 2018, 09:21:55 PM »
Enough of Oaf Vara for tonight. Going to catch up with Jimmy Church's show from last night, he's a seasoned professional in comparison.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102962 on: May 18, 2018, 09:22:23 PM »
MEANWHILE, THE MASTER IS RIPPING SEWERGAB TROLLS LIVE


Just the weirdest things set his ass off.  Amish, Raisins, Afghanistan............................

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102963 on: May 18, 2018, 09:22:39 PM »

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They must be extremely offended because the gullible is strong in her comments section.  ;D

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102964 on: May 18, 2018, 09:22:53 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102965 on: May 18, 2018, 09:23:02 PM »
The only man in the world who may be jealous of Michael Vara is live...

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102966 on: May 18, 2018, 09:23:02 PM »
The light-in-his-loafers guy seems very annoyed at Heather. He said he's spent "80 or 90 hours in the last week on the phone with her" and that a lot is up to her now.
Thanks for bringing this up. One, he is doing a piss poor imitation of Ira Glass. Two, he for sure isnít gay if he is spending that much time on the phone with her IMO. 90 hours? I work 50 a week. That would mean he is talking to Heather almost twice as many hours as I work. Someone is lying. Wait, all of them are lying.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102967 on: May 18, 2018, 09:23:32 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102968 on: May 18, 2018, 09:24:23 PM »
Just the weirdest things set his ass off.  Amish, Raisins, Afghanistan............................

In fairness, raisins are disgusting.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102969 on: May 18, 2018, 09:26:05 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102970 on: May 18, 2018, 09:27:51 PM »
I just love all the ancillary characters that have popped up in the Art Bell universe. One is more ridiculous than the next.

You mean like HW4ever in the LNM Discord chat?

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102971 on: May 18, 2018, 09:28:58 PM »
You mean like HW4ever in the LNM Discord chat?

Yes, who could that be?  :D

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102972 on: May 18, 2018, 09:29:39 PM »
You mean like HW4ever in the LNM Discord chat?

Castiel wants his subscription money back.   He thinks Heather stole it from him.   She won't be back until the 28th.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102973 on: May 18, 2018, 09:29:48 PM »
Yes, who could that be?  :D

obviously LAsha's biggest fan

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102974 on: May 18, 2018, 09:29:49 PM »
The only man in the world who may be jealous of Michael Vara is live...


The Master is having a GRAND OLD TIME tonight.


Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102975 on: May 18, 2018, 09:30:50 PM »

Is that an Alien policeman in your avatar?

Puff puff pass

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102976 on: May 18, 2018, 09:31:04 PM »
just leveled up..what ever the fuck that means lol

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102977 on: May 18, 2018, 09:31:33 PM »
With all this drama about personal lives, I am curious about one thing. Where are artís kids in all of this?  The older 3? 

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102978 on: May 18, 2018, 09:31:48 PM »
The only man in the world who may be jealous of Michael Vara is live...


"If you want to call me, you'll have to pay"

Falkie taking a page from Hester Wad.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102979 on: May 18, 2018, 09:31:53 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102980 on: May 18, 2018, 09:32:11 PM »
Vara has a medical condition known as fez syndrome. Its a birth defect actually. His tongue
is connected to his cheek, resulting in a goofy sideways smile, a horrible lisp, and copious amount
of spitting when he talks. I recommend a rain parka.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102981 on: May 18, 2018, 09:35:02 PM »


My grandmother really had a crush on that raging flaming swish. She had zero clue he was gay, how I'll never know. Even at 5 I knew he was gay, even though it didn't know what gay really was... I told my grandmother "He likes men, not women." Which instantly drew her ire, about him not being that way.

# Kids Don't Burst Grannys Bubble
# DudeCouldRockAPiano

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102982 on: May 18, 2018, 09:35:38 PM »
So.....  Like.  Why can I hear Senda and Abrahm clearer than Joe?

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102983 on: May 18, 2018, 09:36:43 PM »
FROM LNM NETWORK

Tonight, Heather Wade Somewhere In Time from May 16th, 2018.
Correction, LNM the #1 network in the universe and regardless of the legal wrongs committed by HW and crew, the scumbags are gonna be sorry. She'll be back. As he reaches for his gallon jug of night train and takes a good guzzle. This asses all live in another time and place in their feeble booze wrecked minds far, far away.
If he says it, it will come true.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102984 on: May 18, 2018, 09:36:44 PM »
That discord is too much fun.   They are defending HW4Ever

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102985 on: May 18, 2018, 09:38:22 PM »
just leveled up..what ever the fuck that means lol

<shots now stun other players>

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102986 on: May 18, 2018, 09:39:17 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102987 on: May 18, 2018, 09:39:39 PM »
The Master is having a GRAND OLD TIME tonight.



Oooh!!! So motherfucking punchable!!!

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102988 on: May 18, 2018, 09:39:44 PM »
Damn, MV made a 1,000,000.00 off of the Faulkie thread

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #102989 on: May 18, 2018, 09:40:28 PM »
ha ha ah

Bill Garner - Today at 10:39 PM
She's well respected among the paranormal community so joke's on Keith Rolo. Guests will choose LNM over the imposter stream any day of the week.