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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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I seem to remember George Noory posting a picture of Senda in front of a bunch of pizza boxes. Senda got upset because it is Noory that is obsessed with pizza products.

Was that a Mandela thing?

GravitySucks

The Gut from Pittsburghâ,,¢ Buys a new shirt he better never wash if he wants to get back in it.

https://youtu.be/ZlRjZ7JALN4

Lilith

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 05:57:07 AM
The Gut from Pittsburghâ,,¢ Buys a new shirt he better never wash if he wants to get back in it.

https://youtu.be/ZlRjZ7JALN4

Looks like the white T-Shirt isn't quite big enough either...

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 05:57:07 AM
The Gut from Pittsburghâ,,¢ Buys a new shirt he better never wash if he wants to get back in it.


The first hunk of the month where he disposes of income is always the best.  The Happy Time will be over soon, alas.

We might get another Food Maxx haul or two but that'll be about it until June.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER2nvJVDIIQ

Falkie you stupid fuck. No one says that cats only meow when they see people, that is idiotic.

However over time cats did learn that humans responded to certain sounds and through evolution the learned to manipulate us to get food, shelter and even human attention.
Before cats domesticated themselves they only meowed to mom as kittens. As adults they stopped. It was only after humans learned to farm that they realized that grain silos attracted rats so it was a good food supply and the big shaved apes are nice to you if talk to them.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 09, 2017, 07:12:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER2nvJVDIIQ

Falkie you stupid fuck. No one says that cats only meow when they see people, that is idiotic.

However over time cats did learn that humans responded to certain sounds and through evolution the learned to manipulate us to get food, shelter and even human attention.
Before cats domesticated themselves they only meowed to mom as kittens. As adults they stopped. It was only after humans learned to farm that they realized that grain silos attracted rats so it was a good food supply and the big shaved apes are nice to you if talk to them.

I really wonder sometimes if this guy might be on the spectrum somewhere.  "Quantas never crashed."

I really enjoyed George's enlightening video on feline intelligence!
(Perhaps there is a book or documentary to follow ?)
I do have a question though, IF cats are so smart .... how is it explained one simply did not move and allowed his fat ass to squish it and another allowed him to step on it and squish it ?
(Did George ever tell if he ever cleaned the mess up for one of his annual inspections? OR did he simply cover the squished remains up with dirty laundry ?)

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on May 09, 2017, 07:30:19 AM
I really wonder sometimes if this guy might be on the spectrum somewhere.  "Quantas never crashed."

A stopped clock tells the time twice a day. On this score he's right. Quantas has never had a major aircraft incident that resulted in a crash. I haven't watched his video, so I'm guessing that is what he's referring to.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 09, 2017, 09:22:55 AM
I really enjoyed George's enlightening video on feline intelligence!
(Perhaps there is a book or documentary to follow ?)
I do have a question though, IF cats are so smart .... how is it explained one simply did not move and allowed his fat ass to squish it and another allowed him to step on it and squish it ?
(Did George ever tell if he ever cleaned the mess up for one of his annual inspections? OR did he simply cover the squished remains up with dirty laundry ?)

That's more than one question. Your quota is exceeded. Please reapply for your Senda questions service pack 3.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 09, 2017, 09:47:19 AM
A stopped clock tells the time twice a day. On this score he's right. Quantas has never had a major aircraft incident that resulted in a crash. I haven't watched his video, so I'm guessing that is what he's referring to.

That Quantas line was from the movie Rain Man.  I've often wondered if George might be on the lower end of the autism spectrum somewhere. 

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 09, 2017, 09:47:19 AM
A stopped clock tells the time twice a day. On this score he's right. Quantas has never had a major aircraft incident that resulted in a crash. I haven't watched his video, so I'm guessing that is what he's referring to.

You might try watching Rain Man instead to get the reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamHlt44AqM

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 09, 2017, 09:53:35 AM
You might try watching Rain Man instead to get the reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamHlt44AqM

Ahh, I'm indebted. I'd forgotten that. As for Senda being on the spectrum, almost certainly. He doesn't know fact from lies. Has no real self awareness or ability to imagine he might be unreasonable or wrong. He just needs a home tanning kit and a blond wig now. He'd be made. Lots of TV opportunities after that.  ;)

whoozit

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 05:57:07 AM
The Gut from Pittsburghâ,,¢ Buys a new shirt he better never wash if he wants to get back in it.
George puts the XXXXXXXXXX in XXXXXXXXXXL.  Talk about stuffing 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 09, 2017, 10:00:46 AM
Ahh, I'm indebted. I'd forgotten that. As for Senda being on the spectrum, almost certainly. He doesn't know fact from lies. Has no real self awareness or ability to imagine he might be unreasonable or wrong. He just needs a home tanning kit and a blond wig now. He'd be made. Lots of TV opportunities after that.  ;)

If Senda was a genius in any subject he could be a Rain Man but he is just too simple.

Even with his way misunderstood cat theory he proves himself wrong. He tries to show that cats meow even if they do not see a human yet all his examples involve a cat that he can see and can see him.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on May 08, 2017, 10:10:43 AM
it tried to download shit into my brain, through the screen, via my retinas

Quote from: Dyna-X Ⓤ on May 08, 2017, 09:59:01 AM
I like the layout, fonts and color scheme







Another victim of The Machine.





Could George be a functioning autistic savant ?
perhaps so ?
Will the world allow him to pass (soon) without benefiting from his insights into "everything"?
(OUR LOSS)

WOTR

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on May 09, 2017, 07:30:19 AM
I really wonder sometimes if this guy might be on the spectrum somewhere.  "Quantas never crashed."
Without getting into reasons... Nope.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 09, 2017, 10:00:46 AM
Ahh, I'm indebted. I'd forgotten that. As for Senda being on the spectrum, almost certainly. He doesn't know fact from lies. Has no real self awareness or ability to imagine he might be unreasonable or wrong. He just needs a home tanning kit and a blond wig now. He'd be made. Lots of gimp porn opportunities after that.  ;)
FIFY

FallenSeraph

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 08, 2017, 06:58:07 PM
He could easily increase his viewers by separating his videos into playlists so viewers can watch the type they like.  That is too hard for him to do and you think he could manage other channels?

I suggested this a while ago (because of course) and he said he was too busy.

Lilith

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 09, 2017, 10:00:46 AM
Ahh, I'm indebted. I'd forgotten that. As for Senda being on the spectrum, almost certainly. He doesn't know fact from lies.Has no real self awareness  or ability to imagine he might be unreasonable or wrong. He just needs a home tanning kit and a blond wig now. He'd be made. Lots of TV opportunities after that.  ;)

Nailed it!

FallenSeraph

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 05:57:07 AM
The Gut from Pittsburghâ,,¢ Buys a new shirt he better never wash if he wants to get back in it.

https://youtu.be/ZlRjZ7JALN4

Kids, we now have the results of my "What would Falkie do with a generous gift of cash?" experiment. Will he get his stuff back from the pawn shop? (Didn't he say his GoPro was there?) Will he upgrade his internet? Will he buy new glasses? Will he stock up on more food for other people's cats? Will he hire Merry Maids for a day?

The answer is no. It is now scientifically proven.

It was a birthday present, so I guess I'm not going to knock him for buying himself gifts if that's what makes him happy.

I no longer think he should have a Patreon account though. If 100 or even 50 of his subscribers donated $10/mo, we'd spend a year watching him accumulate things and things and things and things until ALL THE THINGS eventually and literally smothered him. Then his blood would be partially on his patrons' hands. (And now I have a short story idea.)

In other news, I'm getting messages from people on BG hitting me up for money. Whether you're being a jerk, a con or heartbreakingly serious, unfortunately my answer is no. I made a donation to a YouTube channel that used to entertain me. That is all. My work here is now done.

You're welcome for the last 6 (7, 8?) videos.


whoozit


Lilith

Quote from: Seraphim27 on May 09, 2017, 08:10:41 PM
Kids, we now have the results of my "What would Falkie do with a generous gift of cash?" experiment. Will he get his stuff back from the pawn shop? (Didn't he say his GoPro was there?) Will he upgrade his internet? Will he buy new glasses? Will he stock up on more food for other people's cats? Will he hire Merry Maids for a day?

The answer is no. It is now scientifically proven.

It was a birthday present, so I guess I'm not going to knock him for buying himself gifts if that's what makes him happy.

I no longer think he should have a Patreon account though. If 100 or even 50 of his subscribers donated $10/mo, we'd spend a year watching him accumulate things and things and things and things until ALL THE THINGS eventually and literally smothered him. Then his blood would be partially on his patrons' hands. (And now I have a short story idea.)

In other news, I'm getting messages from people on BG hitting me up for money. Whether you're being a jerk, a con or heartbreakingly serious, unfortunately my answer is no. I made a donation to a YouTube channel that used to entertain me. That is all. My work here is now done.

You're welcome for the last 6 (7, 8?) videos.

At least your struggle to donate/not to donate, is over.

Praise MV!

Just don't forget, George DID say he would Marry You!  so....

damon

Quote from: brig on May 09, 2017, 10:05:51 PM
At least your struggle to donate/not to donate, is over.

Praise MV!

Just don't forget, George DID say he would Marry You!  so....
Praise MV, Praise Brig


Quote from: brig on May 09, 2017, 10:05:51 PM


Just don't forget, George DID say he would Marry You!  so....
Well, someone's got to finance his lifestyle.

Ever thought about George being Jewish and preaching a new gospel with a few followers, yet persecuted by the masses and who comes to mind ?
all I am waiting on is the apprehension, humiliation and crucifixion ( we already know he can rise from the dead )
oh well, at least I can tell my grandkids I was on Falkie's Bellgab thread before he went down in history
will the hacienda hovel be turned into a shrine ?
will Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love dolls be sold in the shop downstairs ?
what type of relics will be sold ?
will the shit blasted toilet be considered sacred ?
will the lighted alien head be revered ?

Quote from: Seraphim27 on May 09, 2017, 08:10:41 PM
Kids, we now have the results of my "What would Falkie do with a generous gift of cash?" experiment. Will he get his stuff back from the pawn shop? (Didn't he say his GoPro was there?) Will he upgrade his internet? Will he buy new glasses? Will he stock up on more food for other people's cats? Will he hire Merry Maids for a day?

The answer is no. It is now scientifically proven.

It was a birthday present, so I guess I'm not going to knock him for buying himself gifts if that's what makes him happy.
...
You're welcome for the last 6 (7, 8?) videos.

Your kindness and generosity towards The Master are greatly appreciated by his fans, subscribers, and supporters.  Thank you for brightening his past couple of weeks, and for helping to ease the man's financial burden.

FRIENDSHIP.


GravitySucks

Quote from: Seraphim27 on May 09, 2017, 08:10:41 PM
Kids, we now have the results of my "What would Falkie do with a generous gift of cash?" experiment. Will he get his stuff back from the pawn shop? (Didn't he say his GoPro was there?) Will he upgrade his internet? Will he buy new glasses? Will he stock up on more food for other people's cats? Will he hire Merry Maids for a day?

The answer is no. It is now scientifically proven.

It was a birthday present, so I guess I'm not going to knock him for buying himself gifts if that's what makes him happy.

I no longer think he should have a Patreon account though. If 100 or even 50 of his subscribers donated $10/mo, we'd spend a year watching him accumulate things and things and things and things until ALL THE THINGS eventually and literally smothered him. Then his blood would be partially on his patrons' hands. (And now I have a short story idea.)

In other news, I'm getting messages from people on BG hitting me up for money. Whether you're being a jerk, a con or heartbreakingly serious, unfortunately my answer is no. I made a donation to a YouTube channel that used to entertain me. That is all. My work here is now done.

You're welcome for the last 6 (7, 8?) videos.

Maybe your donation went into the "Laundry" bucket...

Oh, and Falkie does cat calls.

https://youtu.be/ER2nvJVDIIQ

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