"...and as i was telling my producer Tom: Here i am driving down the freeway to get to the studio. And as i'm driving i pull up on a car full of restless teenagers. And when i look to my left--lo and behold, one of the teenagers had dropped his underwear and was pressing his bare buttocks against the rear-side window (i could see his poo-poo hole for crying out loud)."
"What is wrong with people? Why do people do that?
One, there is something mentally wrong with them.
Two, they don't like my driving.
Or, three, they listen to Coast to Coast and they think i'm an idiot..."
"What is wrong with people? Why do people do that?
One, there is something mentally wrong with them.
Two, they don't like my driving.
Or, three, they listen to Coast to Coast and they think i'm an idiot..."