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Joe just gave me a gum job...might vote for him next time round!

WAN night terror..."Bart doesn't like me anymore!"

Right against Right...I guess the Left wins?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on February 07, 2021, 01:30:37 PM
BASED!

Quote from: Asuka Langley on February 07, 2021, 01:21:36 PM
The new confederacy 🤔

Is this like when the German Nazis moved to South America and married Latinas?

Hi-Diddily-Ho! Where da brown women at?

The Spanish government allowed "New Colonists" to have wives in both the Old World and the New...even though they were supported by the Catholic church...

Have at it, lads! bwahahha

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 07, 2021, 01:23:49 AM
Are you trying to get Miller to disavow Ell-a-haven? You know he says he doesn't ever come to BellGab.

LOL...Bart Ell...the guy that made his name defaming Falkie in the most trollish ways...but then establishes a site where you cannot criticize or troll him in anyway...ha

Wow...so much to catch on...let me make a bowl of fresh, buttery popcorn! Ha

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 14, 2021, 07:45:46 PM
Still not a good enough reason to let them have it. I really think you’ll singing a different tune soon enough. We’re being flipped by Marxists.

Watch...just watch...ha 

The best fun is when "they" are in power. lol

Is EOD Myke going to try to claim he was the first Long John? LOL 

I love the fact that only 7 people have voted on the "Trump to Jail" poll. ha. 

Quote from: Jackstar on January 12, 2021, 07:08:30 PM
How much longer could it have gone? I cannot--right now--rewind time and set the tenpins back up--my old job--and I honestly wouldn't care to, but I didn't have to put a MOAB in the ship's replicator and spit out fifty of them. I just like the sound they make. Boom Ka-boom.

I want to come back to BG...I want the innocence again...one more time, again.

Screw SpacedMeow as you will...DON'T VIOLATE ME BG!...DON'T! 

Quote from: Jackstar on January 12, 2021, 04:24:21 PM
CHECKMATE.

When one of you gets MV unfrozen from the carbonite, please ask him to email me. Thanks in advance.


I concentrate on solutions. You concentrate on my penis. This system has worked for thousands of years--we're not changing it overnight. We're not changing it at all.

Correct...I'm disappointed.

Quote from: ItsOver on January 12, 2021, 02:45:32 PM
I’m not squealing on Albrecht.

He likes being sexy...it's ok. ha

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 11, 2021, 03:37:04 PM
https://voca.ro/1gjkzO8QYBBs

Enjoyable, Ray! Thank you. 

How many men from BG has SpacedMeow had sex with?

Jesus...I kind of sound like Rubini?

Am I Rubini?

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 11, 2021, 04:00:31 PM
"David, im trying to tell you about my dead fucking cat"- Jackstar

You don't even have to make content before the show...it makes itself DURING the show. LOL God bless! LOL 

Guess Dnoory wins! lol 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2021, 09:27:53 PM
2 Questions:

1. Who is Evelyn?

2. Who does she want to kill?

Perfect!

Quote from: ItsOver on January 04, 2021, 01:25:35 PM
Is it OK for Jack to be this dude?

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 04, 2021, 08:16:32 PM

https://youtu.be/4j5SJ8MIJvc

Quote from: ItsOver on December 29, 2020, 05:09:33 PM
He needs a white coat.  And a telescope. Or at least a really big microscope.



Otherwise, he’s not going to be credible when he’s eventually on with Dave Norway, talking about time traveling to be a scientist in Toho sci-fi flicks.

My scope is bigger than yours! Though it really looks like a VJJ. ha

Heatha gave me a handy for $15 last night...not bad!

Quote from: Richard Groyper on December 29, 2020, 02:16:47 PM
Rally Squirrel is coming for some of us here on BellGab. he allegedly has a list and a manifesto. im sure everyone is terrified.

Who?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 06:20:00 PM
Gay AF...but not a Portland socialist. Speacialty coffee drinking Palm Springs capitalist.

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 02:55:13 PM
People on diets can still read the menu.

Drool included!

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 02:52:40 PM
Oops sorry

Shameless flirt!

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 01:39:40 PM
Without, of course, but I can't afford to be too picky these days.

Quote from: ItsOver on December 21, 2020, 08:35:43 PM
Only on Monday.  The rest of the week he’s fine.

Gay Monday! Has a ring to it! ha.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 12:33:54 PM
Haha I can do that!   I will make a special eastern leg to hit Gethsemane Lutheran in Yellow Springs.  Electric fryer in the bus, open the windows and serve out the smultringer, tiny cardamom donuts fried in lard, just like you get on Skippergata.

Norwegian doughNUTS? Nice! Do you prefer with or without hair? ;-)

K-Dubb isn't gay?