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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

wr250

obama sans teleprompter
noory sans 3x5 cards
sound the same

wr250

hogue predicts
escalator to Hawaiian studio
noory oh goshes

Foodlion

Pizza Rolls...
Tommy...
Dead Babies...

Things George dreams about.



bateman

Quote from: wr250 on March 26, 2014, 07:12:47 PM
obama sans teleprompter
noory sans 3x5 cards
sound the same

HA!

wr250

noory and hoaguester
who is smarter?
we will never know

Alien sputum
stuck to the roof of my mouth
Noori's a moron

Scorching pizza stuff

Little tiny box of 'em

what's that cue card say?
-------------------------
No turkey on rye

It scorched the roof of my mouth

No one believes you

You bit into it
read the warning on the box
It was unbelievable

George tries to do shtick
Laugh track cannot save him I'm
in Mini apples

wr250

noory doing standup
tries to make a funny
crickets are heard

pate

Once turd was shiny
Then covered in ashes
Flies avoid it now

Nebraska888

Talented people here!   8)

wr250

monday night noory
5 days without knapp
we are sad

wr250

monday night noory
gns thread
will be rocking again

wr250

red pills
blue pills
noory chooses 3rd pill (toomerik?)

wr250

steve quayle
alex jones
noory hits new low

wr250

brain dead,soul sucking noory
writes st paul is the antichrist
art why hast thou forsaken us?

Cue up the spotlight
The Snorge is coming to town
To tell jokes and sing

Foodlion

Shiny light on mars
Signals of SOS
George speaks into the airwaves
Aliens scream

BobGrau

don't know what it means
Iambic Pentameter
gets triple word score

Alienigma

George probably thinks
Iambic Pentameter
is a new health food

Alienigma

Picnic with Noory:
Carnivora, turmeric
and meat analogue

Izintit?

   Jorch on Coast to Coast.                                                                                                                  And on the Gaiam t.v.                                                                                                                     Suckage still the same.

zeebo

Jorch's health products
This one tastes like tangerine
More infomericals

wr250

1500 pages mustache stained trees
the root of all stupidity
congrats to noory


wr250

toomeric stained mustache
carnivora rules the night
good radio is dead

zeebo

EMP attack
Big problem - still, an upside
Noory's show, knocked out

zeebo

Another Jorch night
Scorpions ballad whistles
Through his empty head

wr250

a jorchless friday
no ufophil
many shouts of joy heard

aldousburbank

Quote from: wr250 on April 25, 2014, 06:10:13 AM
a jorchless friday
no ufophil
many shouts of joy heard
Stupid fucking George
You're such a flaming dimwit
Please shut your pie hole

wr250

Jorch 3 day wekend
Knapp doubleheader
Aldous approves

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