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Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 10, 2020, 05:07:07 PM
KARAN'S RISE UP!

https://twitter.com/Mrtdogg/status/1281577381644435457

And all the poor bastard was doing was looking for a can of Vienna sausages, FFS.

“Powerful Russian Submarine Seen Entering Baltic Sea”

https://www.forbes.com/sites/hisutton/2020/07/10/powerful-russian-submarine-seen-entering-baltic-sea/amp/

You can count on there being U.S./NATO submarines in close trail. 

Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 09, 2020, 06:23:38 PM
He must be 9 feet tall.

Nope.  She’s 2’6” in heels.

Here’s a good example of the “Jointness” the services were striving for back when I was in.  Note that the AF B-52H is being accompanied by carrier based F/A-18 Hornets and an E-2C Hawkeye (Willie Fudd).

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2020/07/06/two-us-aircraft-carriers-are-operating-in-the-south-china-sea-air-force-b-52-joins-them/ 

Quote from: pate on July 11, 2020, 02:43:19 PM
That hit me in the feelz, kid...

I recall better daze:

Indeed.

The below photo of John Ritter demonstrates his prescience in anticipating the time when face masks might be required apparel at one’s favorite watering hole.  Even though the ability to ingest one’s preferred libation through one’s nostrils is a hard-won skill requiring many long hours of practice, recent events have proven its value.  I do not regret having put in the required effort notwithstanding the expressions of revulsion and ridicule I suffered during many a happy hour.

Quote from: Gd5150 on July 10, 2020, 11:44:18 AM
It’s just a mask.
It’s just six feet.
It’s just two weeks to flatten the
curve.
It’s just non-essential
businesses.
It’s just non-essential workers.
It’s just a bar.
It’s just a restaurant.
It’s just to keep from
overwhelming the hospitals.
It’s just until the cases go down.
It’s just to flatten the curve.
It’s just a few inmates.
It’s just to keep others from
     being scared.
It’s just for a few more weeks.
It’s just church. You could still
     pray.
It’s just until we get a vaccine.
It’s just a bracelet.
It’s just an app.
It’s just for tracing.
It’s just to let people know
you’re safe to be around.
It’s just to let others know who
you’ve been in contact with.
It’s just a few more months.
It’s just some more inmates.
It’s just a video.
It’s just a post.
It’s just an email account.
It’s just for protecting others
from hate speech.
It’s just for protecting others
from hurt feelings.
It’s just a large gathering but for
protests.
It’s just a /few/ violent protests.
It’s just a little micro chip.
It’s just a blood test.
It’s just a test.
It’s just a scan.
It's just to store a vaccination
certificate.
It’s just for medical information.
It’s just like a credit card.
It’s just a few places that don’t
take cash.
It’s just so you can travel.
It’s just so you can get your
driver’s license.
It's just mail-in voting.
It’s just so you can vote.
It’s just a statue.
It’s just a monument.
It’s just a building.
It's just stuff.
It's just /some/ guns.
It’s just a lyric.
It’s just a song.
It’s just a few words.
It’s just a piece of paper.
It’s just a book.
It’s just a movie.
It’s just a TV show.
It’s just a cartoon character.
It’s just a piece of cloth.
It’s just a flag.
It’s just a dog at a protest.
It’s just a clump of cells.
It’s just a fetus.
It's just a few more years.
It’s just a religion.
It’s just a holiday.
It's just a /few more/ guns.
It's just the police.
It's just the military.

It's just your freedoms....gone forever.

"IT'S JUST" the way they
planned it.

IT'S JUST 2% of the
impassioned that can change the course of the 98% apathetic.

It's not like we don't see it
coming.

WE are the majority, no matter
how the media portrays it.

Quote from: Gd5150 on July 10, 2020, 11:44:18 AM
It’s just a mask.
It’s just six feet.
It’s just two weeks to flatten the
curve.
It’s just non-essential
businesses.
It’s just non-essential workers.
It’s just a bar.
It’s just a restaurant.
It’s just to keep from
overwhelming the hospitals.
It’s just until the cases go down.
It’s just to flatten the curve.
It’s just a few inmates.
It’s just to keep others from
     being scared.
It’s just for a few more weeks.
It’s just church. You could still
     pray.
It’s just until we get a vaccine.
It’s just a bracelet.
It’s just an app.
It’s just for tracing.
It’s just to let people know
you’re safe to be around.
It’s just to let others know who
you’ve been in contact with.
It’s just a few more months.
It’s just some more inmates.
It’s just a video.
It’s just a post.
It’s just an email account.
It’s just for protecting others
from hate speech.
It’s just for protecting others
from hurt feelings.
It’s just a large gathering but for
protests.
It’s just a /few/ violent protests.
It’s just a little micro chip.
It’s just a blood test.
It’s just a test.
It’s just a scan.
It's just to store a vaccination
certificate.
It’s just for medical information.
It’s just like a credit card.
It’s just a few places that don’t
take cash.
It’s just so you can travel.
It’s just so you can get your
driver’s license.
It's just mail-in voting.
It’s just so you can vote.
It’s just a statue.
It’s just a monument.
It’s just a building.
It's just stuff.
It's just /some/ guns.
It’s just a lyric.
It’s just a song.
It’s just a few words.
It’s just a piece of paper.
It’s just a book.
It’s just a movie.
It’s just a TV show.
It’s just a cartoon character.
It’s just a piece of cloth.
It’s just a flag.
It’s just a dog at a protest.
It’s just a clump of cells.
It’s just a fetus.
It's just a few more years.
It’s just a religion.
It’s just a holiday.
It's just a /few more/ guns.
It's just the police.
It's just the military.

It's just your freedoms....gone forever.

"IT'S JUST" the way they
planned it.

IT'S JUST 2% of the
impassioned that can change the course of the 98% apathetic.

It's not like we don't see it
coming.

WE are the majority, no matter
how the media portrays it.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 10, 2020, 09:51:30 AM
Thanks, Osama.  Thanks, China.

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/more-than-1000-tsa-employees-have-tested-positive-for-coronavirus/



I wonder who we'll need to thank for the next fresh Hell.

Good God, is their no limit to their villainy.  First they create the need for screening passengers at all airports, seaports, etc. by knocking down some buildings with airplanes and then they infect the work force created to do the necessary screening with a highly contagious and deadly disease so as to widen and accelerate its spread.  The plan is as diabolical as it is clever.   And to think, its all to prevent Major League Baseball from taking the field this season.  Does Andrew Faucci know about this?

Quote from: WOTR on July 07, 2020, 09:23:04 PM
What better way to top off the Woofloo than with a case of the "Chinese plague."

The World Health Organization (WHO) says it is "carefully monitoring" a case of bubonic plague in China's northern Inner Mongolia region, but says that it is "not high risk".

I will sleep better at tonight knowing that the WHO and Dr. Who are monitoring this "low risk" event.

Bubonic plague in China doesn’t concern me as much as dengue fever in the Keys.  It’s a proximity thing.

https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/florida-keys-reports-11th-case-of-mosquito-borne-dengue-fever/

XXX

Quote from: albrecht on July 07, 2020, 10:23:25 AM
Tall building bad because they are toxic masculinity or, more properly, 'upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky.' People seriously considering this and earn an income from writing about these 'problems.' 

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jul/06/upward-thrusting-buildings-ejaculating-cities-sexist-leslie-kern-phallic-feminist-city-toxic-masculinity

Use the pandemic as an excuse:
"The pandemic has shown us that society can be radically re-organised if necessary. Let’s carry that lesson into creating the non-sexist city."

What?  No titty bars?   Must be some kind of religious fanatics. 

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 07, 2020, 08:04:57 AM
Dude, it's the fucking Soroptomists.

Good grief!!!  It’s come to that has it?  It might be time to consider the nuclear option.

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on July 06, 2020, 08:43:18 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/28/opinion/trump-administration-corruption-conflicts.html?action=click&contentCollection=opinion&contentPlacement=3&emc=edit_ty_20181029&module=package&nl=opinion-today&nlid=85788054inion-today&pgtype=sectionfront&region=rank&te=1&version=highlights

Really?  A two year old opinion piece from the NYT?  Couldn’t you find something more credible to cite like something written on the partition of a public restroom stall?   

Quote from: Juan on July 06, 2020, 05:49:16 PM
They burned an elk, they’ll go after anything.

There’s a Rotarian behind this.  I’m sure of it. 

Why have we heard nothing from the usual chorus of pandering politicians, outspoken athletes and left wing social justice warriors clamoring to defund the police concerning the surge in shooting deaths and general barbarity that continued over the weekend in U.S. cities from coast to coast.  Those who think that broadly labeling law enforcement agencies as hotbeds of institutionalized racism has not given rise to the increasing mayhem are suffering badly from rectal-cranial inversion and are very likely beyond hope.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings

Joe and his boss didn't think China was "our problem." Seen the news lately?  China's outrageous territorial claims and aggression in the South China Sea and the straights of Taiwan accelerated and reached its current level of egregiousness during the Obama years. 

From the attached article:

"Biden has consistently dismissed the notion that China poses a threat to the U.S., telling a concerned voter last year that the communist nation is “not competition for us,” and adding that “they’re not bad folks.”

Of course Joe and Hunter don't think the ruling Communist Party elites are such bad guys.  After bowing to popular pressure and stepping down from the board of a company managing an equity fund backed by Chinese state-owned entities, Hunter still owns a 10% share in the enterprise.  And then there's Burisma and the Biden's Ukranian friends but that's another story.

Ignoring Joe's diminished mental state and record of being on the wrong side of issues for the moment, one wonders how much of a crook does a Democrat have to be before he/she is considered to be unelectable by the party faithful.  This is not a rhetorical question and responses are solicited.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/03/19/flashback-joe-biden-china-not-our-problem/

Quote from: pate on July 06, 2020, 09:59:49 AM
Roz,

Lately I have been contemplating that my semi-feral bachelor state might benefit from blissful domestication. 

This might be yet another Bellgab fantasy, mild insanity or a symptom of the madness of love;  perhaps a tasty melange of the three?  In these difficult times, I find comfort in my longheld conviction that such a sumptuosly beautiful mind as yours must necessarily be held within a similarly beguiling package.

Being the gambling rambler that I am, I feel that I must cast the die.  This lifelong fascination with the mysterious concept of an arranged marriage leads to contemplation of lifting the veil on an adventerous nuptial arrangement.  I embark upon this perhaps quixotic quest with the firm belief of your perfect nubility;  I impossibly dream that you will be convinced upon reading this request that it was written while on a bended knee.

Should this offer be appealing to you, simply provide an appropriate ring-size and a jeweler will be engaged to fashion a suitably tasteful and elegant ornament for your many talented hand.

This bauble will be presented at, and for, your pleasure as further negotiations warrant.

If nothing else, I hope this offer leaves you with at minimum a bemused smile.

Yours,

-p

Don’t forget to obtain her agreement on dowry size and pre-nup provisions before taking a knee. 

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 06, 2020, 10:57:01 AM
Oh, nigga, please.  That's racist. :

Tijuana tacos are not for those who are faint of heart or fussy about protein source.  Just sayin’

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on July 05, 2020, 05:06:52 PM

I’m guessing no one has advised you of the intended purpose of the hemorrhoid donut you’re wearing on your head, have they?     Never-mindâ€"In your case it’s fitting and appropriate.

It wasn't until he was benched twice that Colin Kaepernick reached the height of his anger at American society and culture.  If he were to return to the NFL and get benched again for not playing well he'd be three times as angry and the League would have to make another apology.  As a life-long fan I'm going to miss watching pro football but there are important principles involved here that make the sacrifice imperative.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18202774/colin-kaepernick-benched-san-francisco-49ers-fourth-quarter-vs-chicago-bears

Does anyone else see the irony in Joe Biden starting a sentence with “Make no mistake.”

I believe that there's a direct correlation between increased crime and Nancy Pelosi's Ju Ju incantations.

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on July 03, 2020, 07:05:08 PM

Trump made his money through his business ventures.  Biden made his through graft. That's the main difference between the two except that Biden is currently senile to the point of blithering vapidity.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 04, 2020, 08:20:49 AM
No I really don't.  I record every C2C show on my CCrane Witness, bought it when Bell was still doing the show, but listen to at most 40% of them.  Whether I listen is usually a function of the guest, although I do listen to every open lines segment to enjoy the buffoonery.  I tend to listen to Punnett and Syratt shows most frequently, but seldom ever listen to Willis, Garr, or Church.  The Georges I might listen to 50% of the time, but again it's usually guest dependent.

As to what the future holds for George, unless he really steps on his crank big time,  I think the network will allow him to stick around as long as he wants to do the show.  Considering how self important George thinks he is to "his" listens, that could be a while. Besides, there could be worst hosts.

You don't mean to say that Alex Jones might take over do you?  Now there's a hideous prospect! 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 04, 2020, 08:48:45 AM
Gotta love the WHO.  Ooof.   Back to normal procedure it would seem - quarantine the symptomatic sick and those exposed. 

https://twitter.com/cubanisms/status/1279052385252499457

Yeah, great group.  Saw them in concert back in the day.  Can’t find the tee shirt though.  (I think my brother pinched it  and has it stashed to this dayâ€"the little bastard!)

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 03, 2020, 10:29:51 AM
Uh guys.

Might want to shelve the political crap for a bit.  There are bigger issues.  Look at this bastard!

That’s no bat.  That’s  Bela Lugosi after a night out in Olongapo.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 03, 2020, 09:25:34 PM

NFL Plans To Have “Black National Anthem” Performed Before ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ At Week 1 Games

https://deadline.com/2020/07/nfl-black-national-anthem-planned-for-nfl-week-one-1202976606/

This move by the NFL to placate certain of its players who continue to fan the flames of racial hatred over the murder of George Floyd through their overheated and often bombastic rhetoric is exactly the wrong thing to do.  How many of those who participated in the senseless rioting, looting and killing felt justified in doing so after hearing these millionaire gridiron heroes condemn all police, white police in particular and American society in general.  The truth is that the murder of George Floyd by an out of control and likely racist police officer is an aberration and not a common happening.  This is born out year after year by independent third party investigation, trial results and reliable arrest statistics. 

The performance of a "negro spiritual" should be objectionable to no one.  What many will find objectionable its
performance as a prelude to the National Anthem which most Americans revere as an expression of their love of country, appreciation of the ideals upon which it was was founded and recognition of the bravery and sacrifice of American patriots of different ethnicities and nationalities who have defended it,  many of whom paid the ultimate price.  Performance of the Black National Anthem  before or after the traditional performance of the U.S. National Anthem suggests that the two apply separately according to one's ethnicity and not to all Americans as a unified people.  Whether or not this is intentional is immaterial.  It is sure to reenforce the "them and us" differentiation that naturally occurs between humans of different ethnicities, feed raw meat to extremists at both ends of the political spectrum and further widen the racial divide.  It's a really bad idea.

Washington Redskins move toward changing controversial team name

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/07/03/washington-redskins-launch-review-controversial-team-name/

If Redskin owners cave to the Marxist Mob the team's new name should be The Washington Wussies.