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Art Bell

Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

ItsOver

Quote from: SomeVelvetMorning on January 03, 2017, 01:54:35 AM
I detest Alexander Graham Bell for creating that infernal monster, the telephone.  Every time I sit down to enjoy a meal or watch something interesting, that intruder rings.  It is always someone trying to sell something or shame me into making a donation to something.  I slam the phone down and curse the name of Mr. Bell.  Without his invention, life would be do much more peaceful.  If we could time travel, I would like to go back and stop his meddling.   >:(  :-*
Yeah, Alexander should have been more like Art Bell and just quit.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 06:34:56 AM
What would we have done in the cold war without a red phone?

The usual--smallpox blankets.

Art spent the weekend renaming Asia's dolls and stuffed animals

ge30542

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on January 04, 2017, 11:55:03 PM
Art spent the weekend renaming Asia's dolls and stuffed animals
Wouldn't that be quite confusing for the renamed? Why would one do such?

Jackstar

I'm really happy about that cat. I have some hope now.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on January 07, 2017, 05:11:37 AM
I'm really happy about that cat. I have some hope now.

Schrödinger's cat? You finally found it?!  ???


anunnaki

Don't overlook PHONE SEX !

bobo17

All Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The meeting is back on...details to follow shorltly

bobo

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: bobo17 on January 08, 2017, 02:10:09 PM
All Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The meeting is back on...details to follow shorltly

bobo

No one gives a shit anymore. Tell Art it's off. The whole thing is off!  >:(

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 08, 2017, 02:47:28 PM
No one gives a shit anymore. Tell Art it's off. The whole thing is off!  >:(

It's true. I just read it on 4chan! The stalker confirmed the info, too.

If Art were planning a comeback, he'd be back here asking for people to help out

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on January 08, 2017, 03:06:11 PM
If Art were planning a comeback, he'd be back here asking for people to help out

I think Art must have had a good feeling in his tits? Something like that.

mikuthing01

Quote from: rekcuf on January 08, 2017, 02:50:41 PM
It's true. I just read it on 4chan! The stalker confirmed the info, too.

/x/ has confirmed that Art Bell is indeed resuming his full time radio hosting job at Coast 2 Coast AM. PremRat radio was looking to replace Noory because he discovered he had a face for television and will be going full time with his new tv show Beyond Belief. In an effort to find a replacement host, Jewish network lawyers raced to find the new female face of C2C AM to keep the show gender neutral and fight against sexual discrimination. There were only two applications received, one from a small time podcaster Heather Wade and aging serial quitter Art Bell. Art was chosen for the new female face of Coast to Coast for his interviewing talent and awesome new set of luscious tit's that will keep the show politically correct. Congratulations Art!

ItsOver

Quote from: rekcuf on January 08, 2017, 03:08:42 PM
I think Art must have had a good feeling in his tits? Something like that.
It's getting close to Mardi Gras.  He wants to show us his tits.


Quote from: mikuthing01 on January 08, 2017, 03:20:27 PM
/x/ has confirmed that Art Bell is indeed resuming his full time radio hosting job at Coast 2 Coast AM. PremRat radio was looking to replace Noory because he discovered he had a face for television and will be going full time with his new tv show Beyond Belief. In an effort to find a replacement host, Jewish network lawyers raced to find the new female face of C2C AM to keep the show gender neutral and fight against sexual discrimination. There were only two applications received, one from a small time podcaster Heather Wade and aging serial quitter Art Bell. Art was chosen for the new female face of Coast to Coast for his interviewing talent and awesome new set of luscious tit's that will keep the show politically correct. Congratulations Art!

Call me Artina? Congratulations Mr./Mrs. Bell on your 'transition' to womanhood and (rightful) host of C2C AM.

ps: You're the tits!

Quote from: ItsOver on January 08, 2017, 03:21:19 PM
It's getting close to Mardi Gras.  He wants to show us his tits.



Good catch, ItsOver. I need to buy beaded necklaces so I can throw them at him.

ItsOver

Quote from: rekcuf on January 08, 2017, 03:27:39 PM
Good catch, ItsOver. I need to buy beaded necklaces so I can throw them at him.
He shouldn't have any trouble catching them with his "extra set of hands."

Morgus

Art Bell's new facebook posting today:

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: rekcuf on January 08, 2017, 02:50:41 PM
It's true. I just read it on 4chan! The stalker confirmed the info, too.

He's coming back to C2C?  Being interviewed by Noory or hosting? ???


ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 08, 2017, 04:58:02 PM
He's coming back to C2C?  Being interviewed by Noory or hosting? ???
Probably one of those submerging podcasters Jorch mentioned he was going to take under his wing and give them a little air time.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 08, 2017, 04:58:02 PM
He's coming back to C2C?  Being interviewed by Noory or hosting? ???

Hosting.

littlechris

Quote from: rekcuf on January 08, 2017, 07:59:20 PM
Hosting.

I'm also hearing it's true. That would be pretty awesome news if true. Art can you please confirm?

Hog

His non-compete from MITD hasnt expired yet. Another year to wait.

peace
Hog

Jackstar

Quote from: Morgus on January 08, 2017, 04:52:16 PM


PLOT TWIST: The stalker shot Art, and he's died and gone to Heaven.

littlechris

Quote from: Hog on January 08, 2017, 09:41:13 PM
His non-compete from MITD hasnt expired yet. Another year to wait.

peace
Hog


ItsOver

Quote from: Hog on January 08, 2017, 09:41:13 PM
His non-compete from MITD hasnt expired yet. Another year to wait.

peace
Hog
Plus the streaming from C2C is really bad.

Quote from: bobo17 on January 08, 2017, 02:10:09 PM
All Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The meeting is back on...details to follow shorltly

bobo


Hi Art!  ;D

ge30542

Quote from: bobo17 on January 08, 2017, 02:10:09 PM
All Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The meeting is back on...details to follow shorltly

bobo

Nobody cares. Things have changed, it's over.

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